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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker " *puts bar room blitz on the jukebox* | |||
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"Hi MrBants, please may I have a fruity cider?? " You certainly can....but I may need a quick flash of your boobs! | |||
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"Hopefully quicker at serving now " We've a few behind the bar now to help with demand. | |||
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"Hi MrBants, please may I have a fruity cider?? You certainly can....but I may need a quick flash of your boobs! " You’re too busy for all that malarkey | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker " And me | |||
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"I never did get my red wine (sulks and pouts)" pours you two the extra a compensation | |||
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"Hi MrBants, please may I have a fruity cider?? You certainly can....but I may need a quick flash of your boobs! You’re too busy for all that malarkey " I'll take a PM and you can have a round on the house for you and your guest! | |||
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"No one need drinks? Or can i drink on the job mr bants lol" Of course ya can! This is a friendly bar. Its happy hour and will soon be lock in time for all who stay! | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me " Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* | |||
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"Oi geeky hope your paying for that bottle *downs shots of jd* " I’ll settle the tab at the end brum nice to see a fellow whisky drinker | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* " Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? | |||
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"No one need drinks? Or can i drink on the job mr bants lol" Can I have a tequila please? | |||
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"No one need drinks? Or can i drink on the job mr bants lol Can I have a tequila please? " Pours you your drink sprinkling the salt on your cleavage and handing you the lime wedge | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? " No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x | |||
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"I never did get my red wine (sulks and pouts) pours you two the extra a compensation " I'll let you off then | |||
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"No one need drinks? Or can i drink on the job mr bants lol Can I have a tequila please? Pours you your drink sprinkling the salt on your cleavage and handing you the lime wedge " Thanks | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x" Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? " My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* " your welcome geeky gave you an in so work the salt of properly | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* " Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* your welcome geeky gave you an in so work the salt of properly " He's a pro, knows just what I like | |||
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"Could I have a very large glass of prosecco please " pour your proseco placing it on a mat for you free of charge | |||
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"Just popping up for air who wants me " I’ll buy ya a wee drink | |||
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"Evening Mr B! I’m just in and since I was the responsible driver could I have a Hendricks and tonic now please? Cucumber and ice please " Think Mr b is busy might i help with your drink | |||
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"Just popping up for air who wants me I’ll buy ya a wee drink " Very kind of you | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like " Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me " You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then " Hehe where would you like the salt? | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? " If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out... | |||
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"Sorry, I'm back behind the bar once again. Drinks all served. Lock in begins in 1 hour and all drinks will be free for topless women! " dont i get paid for the lock in lol | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out..." oh you are delightfully naughty miss sparkles | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out..." i wont kick you out just dont forget me lol | |||
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"Just popping up for air who wants me I’ll buy ya a wee drink Very kind of you " I’ll bring it over .. had my eye on you | |||
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"Sorry, I'm back behind the bar once again. Drinks all served. Lock in begins in 1 hour and all drinks will be free for topless women! dont i get paid for the lock in lol" I think it's just you and me serving now but I've a feeling myself and BustyMarriedBabe will head upstairs for some fun and it looks like it's just sparkles and gg left.....who are gonna be having fun in the bar area. Fuck it, you might as well head off pal. | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out... oh you are delightfully naughty miss sparkles " We get free drinks if I take my top off too | |||
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"Just popping up for air who wants me I’ll buy ya a wee drink Very kind of you I’ll bring it over .. had my eye on you " Ohh really | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out... oh you are delightfully naughty miss sparkles We get free drinks if I take my top off too " Barman. Get this lady another drink on me. | |||
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"Just popping up for air who wants me I’ll buy ya a wee drink Very kind of you I’ll bring it over .. had my eye on you " Eyes off! I dont share! | |||
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"Sorry, I'm back behind the bar once again. Drinks all served. Lock in begins in 1 hour and all drinks will be free for topless women! dont i get paid for the lock in lol I think it's just you and me serving now but I've a feeling myself and BustyMarriedBabe will head upstairs for some fun and it looks like it's just sparkles and gg left.....who are gonna be having fun in the bar area. Fuck it, you might as well head off pal. " Ohhhhh | |||
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"Is the bar still open " Of course! Lock in starts at midnight. Need to take your top off if you wanna stay for free drinks | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out... oh you are delightfully naughty miss sparkles We get free drinks if I take my top off too " Are you going to take it off...or shall I | |||
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"I’m still in the corner with my Johnnie Walker And me Come here you *grabs sparkles and pulls her onto my lap and gives her a big cuddle and sneaky kiss* Aww! Thanks Geeky I'm staying right here, you staying for the lock in? No need to thank me miss sparkles What on my lap? And if I’m allowed to stay for the lock in I’d be happy too x Yep staying on your lap and I now have salt in my boob's, help? My lap is yours *takes the shot from the table, hands you the lime, stares into your eyes as I lick the salt from your boobs and takes the shot back...slowly moves my lips up to yours* Mmmm...new way of doing a tequila shot, I like Shall we do another this time though I’d best put the salt on me You trying to get me d*unk Mr? Go on then Hehe where would you like the salt? If I give you an honest answer to that question we will get kicked out... oh you are delightfully naughty miss sparkles We get free drinks if I take my top off too Barman. Get this lady another drink on me. " get you the ladys drink and gets my coat getting ready to leave seeing as im unlucky lol | |||
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"Is the bar still open " yes what would you like | |||
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"I took my top off ages ago " pervs at mr bants's lady hes claimed | |||
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"I took my top off ages ago " Yes but I've had my hands and mouth all over them ever since! | |||
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"Is the bar still open Of course! Lock in starts at midnight. Need to take your top off if you wanna stay for free drinks " What top | |||
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"Is the bar still open yes what would you like" Watermelon gin and lemonade please | |||
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"Is the bar still open yes what would you like Watermelon gin and lemonade please " topless lock in i say handing you a drink and a straw there you go nice dress cookie | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind " Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! " you want back up boss? | |||
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"Is the bar still open Of course! Lock in starts at midnight. Need to take your top off if you wanna stay for free drinks What top " Hello cookie | |||
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"Is the bar still open yes what would you like Watermelon gin and lemonade please topless lock in i say handing you a drink and a straw there you go nice dress cookie " Why thank you x | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? " Get him out for hitting on my lady! | |||
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"Is the bar still open yes what would you like Watermelon gin and lemonade please topless lock in i say handing you a drink and a straw there you go nice dress cookie Why thank you x" anything for a sexy lady | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lady! " we both chuck him out on his arse naked | |||
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"Oooh I'm just in after an evening with light weight's, can I have a tequila please? K" pours you one hands you the lime wedge were do you want the salt | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lad y! we both chuck him out on his arse naked " | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lad y! we both chuck him out on his arse naked " bants bar bants rules i just work here | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lady! we both chuck him out on his arse naked " How did he end up naked | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lad y! we both chuck him out on his arse naked " Lads lads !!! Wee bit harsh surely? I’ve only just bought the lady a drink | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lady! we both chuck him out on his arse naked How did he end up naked " needed teaching a lesson for being naughty | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lady! we both chuck him out on his arse naked How did he end up naked " Blame brumguy for that part! | |||
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"I’ll just buy busty drink all night if yall don’t mind Right that's it, bouncers are on their way and you're gonna get barred of theres anymore of that talk! you want back up boss? Get him out for hitting on my lady! we both chuck him out on his arse naked How did he end up naked Blame brumguy for that part! " hey boss i taught him a lesson now hes outside with ladys chatting him up | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me " Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you " | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you " Dont worry boss theres two other ladys in but im sure busty dont mind you two sharing | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you " You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well " Hey kinky | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx " *waves from the corner* | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you " You can’t leave him naked | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx " Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky " Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry " Late arrival; credentials on the profile | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You can’t leave him naked " Well you come here to me and I'll get some clothes chucked out to him!x | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well " Never he knows x | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* " Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Never he knows x" | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx" Staring into the corner | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile " Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting " Always good to see you kinky been awhile | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman " Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry " Thanks hun x | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx" Of course would you like to join me? Xx | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting Always good to see you kinky been awhile " Indeedy it has. On my best behaviour and whatnot tonight | |||
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"I'll get myself a beer and stand at the bar. " chucks you a brewski | |||
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"I'll get myself a beer and stand at the bar. chucks you a brewski" Good man. Cheers | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Thanks hun x " No problem dont forget to give me a tit.....i mean tip | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Staring into the corner " *Waves at busty* and *blows you a kiss* | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx" I would love to join you xx | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting Always good to see you kinky been awhile Indeedy it has. On my best behaviour and whatnot tonight " You are always are good | |||
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"I'll get myself a beer and stand at the bar. chucks you a brewski Good man. Cheers " no probs | |||
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"OK.... I'm lost & can't be arsed reading it all... Who is naked & who is barred? K" I’m topless if that helps | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman " I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous | |||
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"I think I've possibly had too much already but I'll have A porn star Martini to end the night " with extra porn? I say pouring it | |||
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"OK.... I'm lost & can't be arsed reading it all... Who is naked & who is barred? K I’m topless if that helps " Woop woop | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting Always good to see you kinky been awhile Indeedy it has. On my best behaviour and whatnot tonight You are always are good " The best, or so I'm told | |||
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"I think I've possibly had too much already but I'll have A porn star Martini to end the night " You're just in time for the lock in! All ya need to do is lose your top and you get your drinks free. I'll get the barman to sort ya out! | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous " ohhh really | |||
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"Another gin for me please " pours you another one while smiling at you | |||
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"I think I've possibly had too much already but I'll have A porn star Martini to end the night You're just in time for the lock in! All ya need to do is lose your top and you get your drinks free. I'll get the barman to sort ya out! " I've already lost my bra on the way home does that count? | |||
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"OK.... I'm lost & can't be arsed reading it all... Who is naked & who is barred? K I’m topless if that helps " Of course it does! | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx" Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx | |||
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"I think I've possibly had too much already but I'll have A porn star Martini to end the night You're just in time for the lock in! All ya need to do is lose your top and you get your drinks free. I'll get the barman to sort ya out! " I think I'm already sorting your barman out. He needs to learn to keep his eyes up | |||
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"Another gin for me please pours you another one while smiling at you " Are you flirting with me | |||
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"I think I've possibly had too much already but I'll have A porn star Martini to end the night You're just in time for the lock in! All ya need to do is lose your top and you get your drinks free. I'll get the barman to sort ya out! I've already lost my bra on the way home does that count? " need your top please | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous ohhh really " Oh yes...... For your EYES only | |||
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"Another gin for me please pours you another one while smiling at you Are you flirting with me " yes i am *pulls you close kissing you softly in front of every one* | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous ohhh really Oh yes...... For your EYES only " waiting | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx" Ur Lap | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting Always good to see you kinky been awhile Indeedy it has. On my best behaviour and whatnot tonight You are always are good The best, or so I'm told " Well I have seen that in the “other” thread | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous ohhh really Oh yes...... For your EYES only waiting " Oh I've got my kit off here, pal. Not wearing very much at all | |||
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"I’ll just have a pint of Tennents . I only popped in for one . And all of sudden...... and I’m not going to dip into that bowl of nuts. Especially now that there’s no soap in the toilet " Pours you two pints | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting Always good to see you kinky been awhile Indeedy it has. On my best behaviour and whatnot tonight You are always are good The best, or so I'm told Well I have seen that in the “other” thread " Shush, don't give away all my secrets Geeky | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx" Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous ohhh really Oh yes...... For your EYES only waiting Oh I've got my kit off here, pal. Not wearing very much at all " *while kissing cookie i have a cheeky look* | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection " perks of the job plus you have your man now | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous ohhh really Oh yes...... For your EYES only waiting Oh I've got my kit off here, pal. Not wearing very much at all *while kissing cookie i have a cheeky look*" *Turns to face away from cheeky bartender guy* | |||
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"Its lock into time folks. Bar staff are off duty but free to stay. It's now a free bar for anyone with their top off and you can help yourselves. Please keep the place tidy and take no notice of the noise coming from upstairs from myself and BustyMarriedBabe! " | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Ur Lap " My lap is always open to you busty | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx Pours you your gin "lock up in 20mintues topless free entry Late arrival; credentials on the profile Nice free drinks on me if i can play with your misses as im a barman Play with MY missus? Who'dya think is behind the keyboard i do apologize free drinks if you want from me the friendly barman I might just dress down and tease the fuck out of you for being presumptuous ohhh really Oh yes...... For your EYES only waiting Oh I've got my kit off here, pal. Not wearing very much at all *while kissing cookie i have a cheeky look* *Turns to face away from cheeky bartender guy*" only cheeky as everyone as nearly paired off *sits in an empty booth with a bottle of jd wondering who will join him* | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection " *grabs your wrist and pulls you down my lap* | |||
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"You guys .your really scaring me Don’t worry I’m here to take care of you You had your nose put out of joint by a Glaswegian? Heck, this isn't going to end well Hey kinky Hey Geeky Been lurking but I'm here for the Scottish fireworks starting Always good to see you kinky been awhile Indeedy it has. On my best behaviour and whatnot tonight You are always are good The best, or so I'm told Well I have seen that in the “other” thread Shush, don't give away all my secrets Geeky " *shuts up* | |||
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"Sits in tight skinny jeans and bar top drinking a shot of jd alone in an empty booth " I thought you were getting lucky with kinky? | |||
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"Sits in tight skinny jeans and bar top drinking a shot of jd alone in an empty booth I thought you were getting lucky with kinky?" He wishes | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection *grabs your wrist and pulls you down my lap* " My hero | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection *grabs your wrist and pulls you down my lap* My hero " walks over apologizes and sits back down alone | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection *grabs your wrist and pulls you down my lap* My hero " *clinks glasses* cheers beautiful | |||
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"Where was I " In every guys dreams, I think. | |||
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"Where was I " Welcome back | |||
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"Where was I In every guys dreams, I think. " throws you a glance goes behind the bar chucks you another beer and sits back were i was | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection *grabs your wrist and pulls you down my lap* My hero walks over apologizes and sits back down alone " Apology accepted *blows kiss* | |||
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"Where was I In every guys dreams, I think. throws you a glance goes behind the bar chucks you another beer and sits back were i was" Il be d*unk at his rate. Lol | |||
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"Smiles and waves at kinkycouple " *Doffs cap* | |||
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"Can I have a gin please? Xx *waves from the corner* Hey GG, any room in that corner for me? Xx Of course would you like to join me? Xx I would love to join you xx Would you like me to pull you up a chair...or my lap is free xx Your lap every time. The barman is trying to catch a look at all the girls tits so I could do with some protection *grabs your wrist and pulls you down my lap* My hero walks over apologizes and sits back down alone Apology accepted *blows kiss*" catches it and blows one back sat with a near full bottle of JD to myself | |||
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"Smiles and waves at kinkycouple *Doffs cap*" waves you both over hoping to put things right | |||
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"This thread is about to close too! MrB's will reopen again next week for some more sexy shenanigans! Extra bar staff will be employed. Might get some strippers booked in too. See you all next week ya sexy bastards! " Thank you for hosting xx | |||
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"This thread is about to close too! MrB's will reopen again next week for some more sexy shenanigans! Extra bar staff will be employed. Might get some strippers booked in too. See you all next week ya sexy bastards! " (raises a glass to the fine fellow) | |||
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"This thread is about to close too! MrB's will reopen again next week for some more sexy shenanigans! Extra bar staff will be employed. Might get some strippers booked in too. See you all next week ya sexy bastards! " Strippers? I've been naked for the past hour | |||
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