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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.

Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare for the innuendo

I’m good at blowing

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

I have a balaclava and can come with a shoota... you slaggggggg

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Let’s try and blag some toilet roll and hand gel....I suggest we hit Aldi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prepare for the innuendo

I’m good at blowing "

Yes I’ve heard this

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m handy with restraining those who are good at blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a pet slug called Eric

I know it’s got nothing to do with this thread but I just needed to get that fact out there

It’s ok I’ve already got me coat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prepare for the innuendo

I’m good at blowing

Yes I’ve heard this "

Ha ha they speak the truth

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m handy with restraining those who are good at blowing "

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

I’m the bank teller

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm a touch tied up over here, hang on folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I’m driving "

I was hoping to be in the driving seat

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m handy with restraining those who are good at blowing

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m driving "

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive "

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver "

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver "

I bought hold ups today (15 denier, black, lace top). Any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make the tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling "

I like it. You’re in

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Your all a bunch of naughty lads, I think you're in need of an undercover lady cop driver to take you all on a mystery tour leading to a full bdsm interrogation!

Followed by a long sentence in a cage.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use"

Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in "

Aww thanks

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D."

No! I’m driver

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling "

Atm?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m driving "

I’m with you Babs you taking the car with the loot? I will take the decoy

D.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in "

Well let’s hope the cars an automatic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in

Well let’s hope the cars an automatic

"

And it has the automatic parallel parking feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in

Well let’s hope the cars an automatic

"

I’ll have you know I’m a superb driver. I never crashed my tank or bus

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in

Well let’s hope the cars an automatic

And it has the automatic parallel parking feature "

I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good for a big bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use

Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank "

Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk "

You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m driving

I’m with you Babs you taking the car with the loot? I will take the decoy

D."

I thinking I’ll have a van, you can have a flashy number

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D."

I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use

Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank

Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol"

I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts.. "

Your In!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in

Well let’s hope the cars an automatic

And it has the automatic parallel parking feature

I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none "

Let’s do it no mirrors

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..

Your In! "

They may be out!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D."

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..

Your In!

They may be out! "

You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use

Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank

Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction "

Yes your both in. You can both perform the chinook to cause a decoy

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Re blowing the doors off .. I'm happy to go for it with the back door !?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..

Your In!

They may be out!

You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out "

I’m coming in if she’s got em out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Re blowing the doors off .. I'm happy to go for it with the back door !? "

Need some backup?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..

Your In!

They may be out!

You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out

I’m coming in if she’s got em out "

Yay!!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m driving

Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive

I wasn’t asking, I was telling

I like it. You’re in

Well let’s hope the cars an automatic

And it has the automatic parallel parking feature

I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none

Let’s do it no mirrors "

Prepare yourself... I’m gooooood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drive used to rally and still race trucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Re blowing the doors off .. I'm happy to go for it with the back door !? "

I like the cut of your jib. You girl are recruited

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Need any tools? Cos there's some right fucking tools in my inbox tonight

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction "

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need any tools? Cos there's some right fucking tools in my inbox tonight "

Haha I don’t know if they’d be any use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx "

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need any tools? Cos there's some right fucking tools in my inbox tonight "

Yes, bring the tools. We may need to ‘screw’ something at some point

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I join I’m good at distracting people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I join I’m good at distracting people "

what bank job

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol"

Was you the chef?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy "

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can I join I’m good at distracting people

what bank job "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx "

Have you got any tights I can put on my head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use

Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank

Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol

I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed "

Be careful not to leave any DNA at the crime scene.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol"

I will find you and u will kill you

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx "

Butt out of the distraction committee Mr M. Jo and I can handle it. We are more than our breasts..although they will be involved I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer services of driver and/or security.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

Have you got any tights I can put on my head? "

I've got hold ups

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

Have you got any tights I can put on my head? "

Does it matter than these are still being worn

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol

I will find you and u will kill you "

Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver

I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use

Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank

Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol

I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed

Be careful not to leave any DNA at the crime scene."

This is a very good point. Where would you recommend I dispose of it?

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol

Was you the chef? "

Ha no but you keep peeling those spuds your doing a good job

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol

I will find you and u will kill you

Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now "

Did I fail I’m cuming for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

Have you got any tights I can put on my head?

I've got hold ups "

Freya dont give him your hold ups, he wants them for other purposes, not the bank heist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

Have you got any tights I can put on my head?

Does it matter than these are still being worn "

So long as you don’t fart then this is fine

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol

I will find you and u will kill you

Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now

Did I fail I’m cuming for you "

Cum harder then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk

You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat "

Then throw me to the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

Have you got any tights I can put on my head?

I've got hold ups

Freya dont give him your hold ups, he wants them for other purposes, not the bank heist "

I’ll make use of them for my ‘next’ job

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jo will help cause a distraction

And I’m Driver!!

D.

Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction

You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!

What am I doing again?!?

Jo.Xx

Your just getting em out to cause a decoy

Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!

Jo.Xx

Have you got any tights I can put on my head?

Does it matter than these are still being worn

So long as you don’t fart then this is fine "

I've been told I'm pretty tight of sphincter, so all good on that front

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk

You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat

Then throw me to the floor "

Yes, I’ll throw you to the floor and secretly ‘press’ your button

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby is an instructor in krav maga and has a black cab with a 5.7l v8 with 200hp nitrous... Just saying...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I can offer services of driver and/or security. "

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Btw we are going to need a rendezvous point for the post heist gang 'debriefing' ?

I can host

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go "

I thought I was the driver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Btw we are going to need a rendezvous point for the post heist gang 'debriefing' ?

I can host "

Yes but we all need code names.

I’ll be Mr Black

You can be Miss Pink

The others can choose now or they’ll be assigned a name when they arrive at yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Btw we are going to need a rendezvous point for the post heist gang 'debriefing' ?

I can host "

I'll bring the snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go

I thought I was the driver? "

You’ve got too many points on your license

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What am I doing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go

I thought I was the driver?

You’ve got too many points on your license "

Never! I’m still the driver

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"What am I doing "
reading your messages lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What am I doing "

Are you good with restraints?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go

I thought I was the driver?

You’ve got too many points on your license

Never! I’m still the driver "

Ok but no drink driving this time

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go

I thought I was the driver?

You’ve got too many points on your license

Never! I’m still the driver

Ok but no drink driving this time "

You’re such a stickler for the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.

All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go

I thought I was the driver?

You’ve got too many points on your license

Never! I’m still the driver

Ok but no drink driving this time

You’re such a stickler for the rules "

We need to pull this one off if we’re to retire on a high!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Dangles underbed restraints and a pair of fluffy handcuffs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IV got some shootas and a lockup where we can divvy up the loot

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What am I doing

Are you good with restraints? "

I am

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We're back, we got the cash yet?

Jo.Xx

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"We're back, we got the cash yet?

Jo.Xx "

No, the shibari restraint practice sesh on the bank staff is taking some extra time.. no one can remember the knots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots "

*Passes the poo knife*

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"We're back, we got the cash yet?

Jo.Xx

No, the shibari restraint practice sesh on the bank staff is taking some extra time.. no one can remember the knots "

Well I happen to be f*cking awesome at undoing knots.

Show me the ropes!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots

*Passes the poo knife*"

You’ll have to use your mouth though as our hands are tied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a geezer from south of the river who can sort out a motta, a couple of shootas and a slaughter to carve up the lolly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots

*Passes the poo knife*

You’ll have to use your mouth though as our hands are tied "

I believe my oral skills are exactly what's needed here

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm up for this....I have a full selection of tights, stockings and hold ups, plus pop socks for gang members with smaller heads

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm up for this....I have a full selection of tights, stockings and hold ups, plus pop socks for gang members with smaller heads "

But no power tools

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.

Who wants in and what can you bring to the team? "

If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk

You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat

Then throw me to the floor

Yes, I’ll throw you to the floor and secretly ‘press’ your button "

Leave my button alone, you slagggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.

Who wants in and what can you bring to the team? "

I can provide clean old stockings if that's of any use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my tights back please. Getting kinda chilly doing this stake out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.

Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?

If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage "

You won’t get Stockholm Syndrome will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a sawn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a very good driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re all nicked

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I’m a very good driver "

Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Is it going to be an inside job ... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a very good driver

Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women. "

I’ll send you a photo,of my willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a sawn off "

Dare I ask ‘a sawn off what?’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a very good driver "

No. No you’re not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re all nicked "

We have our second hostage. Tie her up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a very good driver

No. No you’re not "

I am and you know I am

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it going to be an inside job ... ? "

No I’ve been working on this for years. We stand to take the £7000 pound and retire once this job is done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a very good driver

No. No you’re not

I am and you know I am "

You’re not, and I know you’re not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re all nicked

We have our second hostage. Tie her up!! "

Look for the red dot on your chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks. "

I’ll take them if you as these can be used as toilet roll when the virus properly kicks in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re all nicked

We have our second hostage. Tie her up!!

Look for the red dot on your chest "

You’ve not brought Predator with you?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"I’m a very good driver "

"Now as you go 'round, look for that bloody exit, we can't go 'round here all night"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a sawn off

Dare I ask ‘a sawn off what?’ "

No you may not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a sawn off

Dare I ask ‘a sawn off what?’

No you may not "

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a very good driver

"Now as you go 'round, look for that bloody exit, we can't go 'round here all night".... "

I’m good at driving in straight lines

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I’m a very good driver

Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women.

I’ll send you a photo,of my willy "

Please don’t, I’m sure you have a very nice willy, I just don’t need to see it.

A picture of your boobs, on the other hand, would be more than welcomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a very good driver

No. No you’re not

I am and you know I am

You’re not, and I know you’re not "

You didn’t look very scared, I thought you always looked pale

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve got a pet slug called Eric

I know it’s got nothing to do with this thread but I just needed to get that fact out there

It’s ok I’ve already got me coat on "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can't drive but have lots of hold ups and stockings. If it comes on top I'll insist on getting down and dirty and kicking arse.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.

Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?

If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage

You won’t get Stockholm Syndrome will you? "

Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the one back at the hideout who's ready for the after heist celebration party!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be the one back at the hideout who's ready for the after heist celebration party!!! "

I can only pay you in kind for this

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Am I still tied up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I still tied up "

Yes, I’ve not ‘finished’ with you yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

Not sure what I can bring to the team.

Erm...

I play piano, if you think that might be of help, please let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pull drinks for you all afterwards..

Thirsty work..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Am I still tied up

Yes, I’ve not ‘finished’ with you yet "

Hoped you would say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in.

Not sure what I can bring to the team.

Erm...

I play piano, if you think that might be of help, please let me know "

I knew a goat once who played the piano.

His name was Billy Joel

Ah thank you I’m here all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I still tied up

Yes, I’ve not ‘finished’ with you yet

Hoped you would say that "

Oofffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up so I can press the button

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks. "

Glad you said unused.

It's a bank job not a Pussy Riot gig

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks.

Glad you said unused.

It's a bank job not a Pussy Riot gig "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hurry up so I can press the button

"

Prepare for the shaft to be slid down your throat

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