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"Prepare for the innuendo I’m good at blowing  "Yes I’ve heard this  | |||
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Yes I’ve heard this "Ha ha they speak the truth  | |||
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"I’m driving "I was hoping to be in the driving seat | |||
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"I’m handy with restraining those who are good at blowing " | |||
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"I’m driving "Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive | |||
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive "I wasn’t asking, I was telling | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver "I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver "I bought hold ups today (15 denier, black, lace top). Any good? | |||
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling "I like it. You’re in | |||
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And I’m Driver!!
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use"Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank | |||
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in "Aww thanks | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D."No! I’m driver | |||
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling "Atm? | |||
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"I’m driving "I’m with you Babs  you taking the car with the loot? I will take the decoy
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in "Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
And it has the automatic parallel parking feature "I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank "Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol | |||
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk " You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat  | |||
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"I’m driving
I’m with you Babs you taking the car with the loot? I will take the decoy
D."I thinking I’ll have a van, you can have a flashy number | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D."I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts.. | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol"I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
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I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts.. "Your In! | |||
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
And it has the automatic parallel parking feature
I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none "Let’s do it no mirrors | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..
Your In! "They may be out! | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D."Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..
Your In!
They may be out! "You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol" | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
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Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction "Yes your both in. You can both perform the chinook to cause a decoy | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
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I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..
Your In!
They may be out!
You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out "I’m coming in if she’s got em out | |||
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"Re blowing the doors off .. I'm happy to go for it with the back door !? " Need some backup? | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..
Your In!
They may be out!
You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out
I’m coming in if she’s got em out "Yay!!! | |||
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
And it has the automatic parallel parking feature
I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none
Let’s do it no mirrors "Prepare yourself... I’m gooooood | |||
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"Re blowing the doors off .. I'm happy to go for it with the back door !? " I like the cut of your jib. You girl are recruited | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
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Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction "You can join me for an almighty anything Freya! 
What am I doing again?!?
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"Need any tools? Cos there's some right fucking tools in my inbox tonight " Haha I don’t know if they’d be any use | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx "Your just getting em out to cause a decoy | |||
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"Need any tools? Cos there's some right fucking tools in my inbox tonight " Yes, bring the tools. We may need to ‘screw’ something at some point | |||
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"Can I join I’m good at distracting people " what bank job | |||
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol" Was you the chef? | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy "Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM! 
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"Can I join I’m good at distracting people
what bank job " | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx "Have you got any tights I can put on my head? | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol
I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed "Be careful not to leave any DNA at the crime scene. | |||
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol" I will find you and u will kill you | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx "Butt out of the distraction committee Mr M. Jo and I can handle it. We are more than our breasts..although they will be involved I'm sure. | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head? "I've got hold ups | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head? "Does it matter than these are still being worn | |||
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol I will find you and u will kill you " Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now | |||
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol
I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed
Be careful not to leave any DNA at the crime scene."This is a very good point. Where would you recommend I dispose of it? | |||
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol Was you the chef? " Ha no but you keep peeling those spuds your doing a good job | |||
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol I will find you and u will kill you Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now "Did I fail I’m cuming for you | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
I've got hold ups "Freya dont give him your hold ups, he wants them for other purposes, not the bank heist | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
Does it matter than these are still being worn "So long as you don’t fart then this is fine | |||
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol I will find you and u will kill you Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now
Did I fail I’m cuming for you "Cum harder then | |||
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat "Then throw me to the floor | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
I've got hold ups
Freya dont give him your hold ups, he wants them for other purposes, not the bank heist "I’ll make use of them for my ‘next’ job | |||
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
Does it matter than these are still being worn
So long as you don’t fart then this is fine "I've been told I'm pretty tight of sphincter, so all good on that front | |||
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat
Then throw me to the floor "Yes, I’ll throw you to the floor and secretly ‘press’ your button | |||
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken. All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go "I thought I was the driver? | |||
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"Btw we are going to need a rendezvous point for the post heist gang 'debriefing' ? I can host "Yes but we all need code names. I’ll be Mr Black You can be Miss Pink The others can choose now or they’ll be assigned a name when they arrive at yours | |||
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"Btw we are going to need a rendezvous point for the post heist gang 'debriefing' ? I can host "I'll bring the snacks | |||
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken. All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver? "You’ve got too many points on your license | |||
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken. All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license "Never! I’m still the driver | |||
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"What am I doing "Are you good with restraints? | |||
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken. All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license
Never! I’m still the driver "Ok but no drink driving this time | |||
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken. All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license
Never! I’m still the driver
Ok but no drink driving this time "You’re such a stickler for the rules  | |||
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken. All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license
Never! I’m still the driver
Ok but no drink driving this time
You’re such a stickler for the rules "We need to pull this one off if we’re to retire on a high! | |||
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"What am I doing
Are you good with restraints? "I am | |||
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"We're back, we got the cash yet?
Jo.Xx "No, the shibari restraint practice sesh on the bank staff is taking some extra time.. no one can remember the knots | |||
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"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots "*Passes the poo knife* | |||
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"We're back, we got the cash yet?
Jo.Xx
No, the shibari restraint practice sesh on the bank staff is taking some extra time.. no one can remember the knots "Well I happen to be f*cking awesome at undoing knots. Show me the ropes!
Jo.Xx | |||
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"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots
*Passes the poo knife*"You’ll have to use your mouth though as our hands are tied | |||
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"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots
*Passes the poo knife*
You’ll have to use your mouth though as our hands are tied "I believe my oral skills are exactly what's needed here | |||
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"I'm up for this....I have a full selection of tights, stockings and hold ups, plus pop socks for gang members with smaller heads "But no power tools | |||
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off. Who wants in and what can you bring to the team? "If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage | |||
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat
Then throw me to the floor
Yes, I’ll throw you to the floor and secretly ‘press’ your button "Leave my button alone, you slagggg | |||
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off. Who wants in and what can you bring to the team? "I can provide clean old stockings if that's of any use? | |||
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off. Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?
If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage "You won’t get Stockholm Syndrome will you? | |||
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"I’m a very good driver "Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women. | |||
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"I’m a very good driver
Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women. "I’ll send you a photo,of my willy | |||
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"I've got a sawn off  "Dare I ask ‘a sawn off what?’ | |||
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"I’m a very good driver "No. No you’re not | |||
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"You’re all nicked "We have our second hostage. Tie her up!! | |||
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"I’m a very good driver
No. No you’re not "I am and you know I am | |||
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"Is it going to be an inside job ... ? "No I’ve been working on this for years. We stand to take the £7000 pound and retire once this job is done | |||
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"I’m a very good driver
No. No you’re not
I am and you know I am "You’re not, and I know you’re not | |||
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"You’re all nicked
We have our second hostage. Tie her up!! "Look for the red dot on your chest | |||
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"I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks. " I’ll take them if you as these can be used as toilet roll when the virus properly kicks in | |||
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"You’re all nicked
We have our second hostage. Tie her up!!
Look for the red dot on your chest "You’ve not brought Predator with you? | |||
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"I’m a very good driver ""Now as you go 'round, look for that bloody exit, we can't go 'round here all night".... | |||
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"I've got a sawn off
Dare I ask ‘a sawn off what?’ "No you may not | |||
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"I've got a sawn off
Dare I ask ‘a sawn off what?’
No you may not "You’re in | |||
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"I’m a very good driver
"Now as you go 'round, look for that bloody exit, we can't go 'round here all night".... "I’m good at driving in straight lines | |||
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"I’m a very good driver
Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women.
I’ll send you a photo,of my willy "Please don’t, I’m sure you have a very nice willy, I just don’t need to see it. A picture of your boobs, on the other hand, would be more than welcomed | |||
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"I’m a very good driver
No. No you’re not
I am and you know I am
You’re not, and I know you’re not "You didn’t look very scared, I thought you always looked pale | |||
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"I’ve got a pet slug called Eric I know it’s got nothing to do with this thread but I just needed to get that fact out there It’s ok I’ve already got me coat on " | |||
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off. Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?
If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage
You won’t get Stockholm Syndrome will you? "Hopefully | |||
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"I'll be the one back at the hideout who's ready for the after heist celebration party!!! " I can only pay you in kind for this | |||
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"Am I still tied up "Yes, I’ve not ‘finished’ with you yet | |||
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"Am I still tied up
Yes, I’ve not ‘finished’ with you yet "Hoped you would say that | |||
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"I’m in. Not sure what I can bring to the team. Erm... I play piano, if you think that might be of help, please let me know "I knew a goat once who played the piano. His name was Billy Joel Ah thank you I’m here all night | |||
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"Am I still tied up
Yes, I’ve not ‘finished’ with you yet
Hoped you would say that "Oofffttt | |||
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"I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks. " Glad you said unused. It's a bank job not a Pussy Riot gig | |||
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"I’ve got some unused sanitary towels we can use as masks. Glad you said unused. It's a bank job not a Pussy Riot gig " | |||
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"Hurry up so I can press the button " Prepare for the shaft to be slid down your throat | |||
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