FabSwingers.com forum: Welcome to Mr Bants' Bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to Mr Bants' Bar.

The doors are open, the juke box is on, we have some hotties behind the bar for all you sexy mofo's and the heavies are on the door for some of you reprobates too.....you know who are!

Let me take your drink order and your juke box hit before ya get mingling with everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of the hotties behind the bar

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You got bar as well. Can I have ice water with lemon please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm one of the hotties behind the bar

Well you are a hottie to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot toddy made with Paddy's Irish Whiskey please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drinks are on their way....juke box is waiting for the first tune to be played!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Estrella please Mr Bants and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a wee shandy to help my hangover? And some salted nuts please

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll take a lemonade please

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I chat up one of the hotties behind the bar? And I'll have a j20 please, I'm driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I chat up one of the hotties behind the bar? And I'll have a j20 please, I'm driving

You certainly can! They are under strict instructions to flirt back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have a wee shandy to help my hangover? And some salted nuts please

May I recommend some "hair of the dog" instead! I'm sure I can find some nuts for you round the back if you'd like to follow me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Estrella please Mr Bants and one for yourself "

Many thanks....are you trying to get me d*unk?

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

May I have a bottle of Bucky, please? And may I also request some Rudimental on the Jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a nice drop of whisky with the eagles on the jukebox please OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Estrella please Mr Bants and one for yourself

Many thanks....are you trying to get me d*unk?

Maybe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a pint of the usual please landlord,and Pink - Let's Get This Party Started on the Jukebox

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I chat up one of the hotties behind the bar? And I'll have a j20 please, I'm driving

You certainly can! They are under strict instructions to flirt back!

If their flirting skills are as good as the owners this should be a fun night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness "

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness "

Probably out the back getting his Nat King.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon now lads....let's not ruin the atmosphere or I'll have to get the bouncers to chuck ya out. All drinks have been served. The tunes are on and everyone else looks happy. Especially now that M.I.A has had her nuts from round the back!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A Scottish barman. I think this is my favourite fab bar so far!!

I’ll have a Rock Rose gin & slimline tonic please. Lots of ice. And 1 for yourself

Oh Disaronno & Pepsi Max for T please. No ice

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Nope haven't had mine and I was nearly first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft drink for me, not had a drink for 7 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tune for the jukebox, love spreads - stone roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah shit he’s getting the heavies on us

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Sorry I may have jumped the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large VAT with ice and a slice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Sorry I may have jumped the queue

You know what happens to queue jumpers don’t you?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I join the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the party

You’re in for a long wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do cocktails?

I’ll have a strawberry daiquiri

Do I qualify as a hottie?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I join the party

You’re in for a long wait "

I don’t mind I just take in the atmosphere

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Moves to dance floor with partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still waiting waving me tenner at the barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Fireball cinnamon liquor please and a glass of monster energy drink tar and keep the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

Sits drumming fingers on the bar, rolling eyes hahahahahahahaha

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By *pidermanandMaryjaneCouple
over a year ago

Burbank

Genius bar keep.. you know what I'll have a very dirty martini with gin and vodka and 1st round is on me! let's put on some Iggy Pop I'm a punk rocker

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Sorry I may have jumped the queue

You know what happens to queue jumpers don’t you? "

They have to tolerate Lorenzo's terrible dancing?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I’ll get my own then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tea, 2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do cocktails?

I’ll have a strawberry daiquiri

Do I qualify as a hottie?

Yes, yes and yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm off to make my own and take it to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'll have a rum and please preferably dead man's fingers

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still waiting waving me tenner at the barman

Me too,definite sexism!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

And may I have a gin and tonic , and a drink for the least above on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

You can collect glasses with me if you want x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty "

Why dont the rest of us go get a carry out then to yours for a party. We'll take the jukebox with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a rum and please preferably dead man's fingers

Can offer an alive mans fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty

Why dont the rest of us go get a carry out then to yours for a party. We'll take the jukebox with us

Im having the tv off the wall too x

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

All I asked for was a water. I use to run the bar better with my Dom years ago. Going somewhere the service is better

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty "

*leaps over the bar*

Don't worry boys, I'll serve you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty

Why dont the rest of us go get a carry out then to yours for a party. We'll take the jukebox with us

Oooo I'm in for that! I'll bring food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s my tea

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Sorry I may have jumped the queue

You know what happens to queue jumpers don’t you?

They have to tolerate Lorenzo's terrible dancing?"

I think you'll find I'm the sexiest dancing Spiderman this side of the pond

but tolerate is definitely the right word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s my tea

I gave up hahahahahahahaha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Where’s my tea

Here you are Miss Cheeky. Apologies, the barman is a bit... preoccupied...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty

Why dont the rest of us go get a carry out then to yours for a party. We'll take the jukebox with us

Oooo I'm in for that! I'll bring food "

Wait I have cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Sounds like a good idea to me

This barman is too busy chatting up busty, I’m thirsty

Why dont the rest of us go get a carry out then to yours for a party. We'll take the jukebox with us

Oooo I'm in for that! I'll bring food "

I have Guinness in tinnies

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Where’s my tea

We've just had pizza

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Sorry I may have jumped the queue

You know what happens to queue jumpers don’t you?

They have to tolerate Lorenzo's terrible dancing?

I think you'll find I'm the sexiest dancing Spiderman this side of the pond

but tolerate is definitely the right word

It killed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to the shop to get some cans sod it,mouth like an arabs dap

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"This barman is poor I’m still waiting for my Guinness

And my lemonade. This is blatant sexism!

Sorry I may have jumped the queue

You know what happens to queue jumpers don’t you?

They have to tolerate Lorenzo's terrible dancing?

I think you'll find I'm the sexiest dancing Spiderman this side of the pond

but tolerate is definitely the right word

It killed me

It nearly killed ME wearing at a (vanilla) club last night. The heat was unreal

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Classic Margarita please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any vacancies behind the bar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classic Margarita please.

I wouldn’t bother asking, come to our party instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marvin Gaye ~ Let's get it on please and a Bombay Sapphire with tonic, ice and a slice.

Gracias hombre sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any vacancies behind the bar ?

Have you got your brave pants on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marvin Gaye ~ Let's get it on please and a Bombay Sapphire with tonic, ice and a slice.

Gracias hombre sexy"

Come join me for a can of hofmeister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any vacancies behind the bar ?

Have you got your brave pants on

I never leave home without em

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By *untime77xxMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Is it happy hour yet? Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Classic Margarita please.

I wouldn’t bother asking, come to our party instead

I’m still here would you like lime

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

I wouldn't mind getting you in the sack young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a p please bob

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll take a whiskey and please

let there be rock AC/DC on the jukebox

And I’ll find a corner seat

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

May I have another Bottle of Bucky, please.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Scruples Removed by poster at 07/03/20 20:29:23]"

Oh, I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

You can collect glasses with me if you want x"

No,no come on get your coat we all all going back to a gaff for a party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any vacancies behind the bar ?

Have you got your brave pants on

I never leave home without em

Quick, get behind the bar

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Marvin Gaye ~ Let's get it on please and a Bombay Sapphire with tonic, ice and a slice.

Gracias hombre sexy"

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour some vodka down my neck good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on lads, BustyMarriedBabe is here now, she definitely comes first!

I can wait

do you want me to help

Excellent idea, you can keep me company behind the bar.

You can stay after closing and help me "tidy up" as well

Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

You can collect glasses with me if you want x

No,no come on get your coat we all all going back to a gaff for a party lol"

If you insist

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Pour some vodka down my neck good sir"

Surely that'll just pool in your cleavage then... how terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take a whiskey and please

let there be rock AC/DC on the jukebox

And I’ll find a corner seat

Can I come sit with you please GG?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pour some vodka down my neck good sir

Surely that'll just pool in your cleavage then... how terrible

Yeah you know what, I clicked ‘post’ and thought ‘ffs you mean throat you absolute dipshit’ but I’m rolling with it

Do you not think my tits would look good?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll take a whiskey and please

let there be rock AC/DC on the jukebox

And I’ll find a corner seat

Can I come sit with you please GG? "

Of course you can miss sparkles

would you like a drink beautiful lady? X

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Pour some vodka down my neck good sir

Surely that'll just pool in your cleavage then... how terrible

Yeah you know what, I clicked ‘post’ and thought ‘ffs you mean throat you absolute dipshit’ but I’m rolling with it

Do you not think my tits would look good?

I didn't say that... just that they might need a clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna dance naked on the bar at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take a whiskey and please

let there be rock AC/DC on the jukebox

And I’ll find a corner seat

Can I come sit with you please GG?

Of course you can miss sparkles

would you like a drink beautiful lady? X"

Just an orange juice please and a cuddle xx

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll take a whiskey and please

let there be rock AC/DC on the jukebox

And I’ll find a corner seat

Can I come sit with you please GG?

Of course you can miss sparkles

would you like a drink beautiful lady? X

Just an orange juice please and a cuddle xx"

As you wish

we may have to wait for the drink but I can give you a big cuddle right away

*cuddles sparkles gently and strokes your hair* xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I been sacked?

Bugger it I'll join the crowd and have a white wine spritzer please.

I wouldn't mind getting you in the sack young lady

Pfft stop thinking with your penis. Get a drink and let's dance

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton

What is everyone drinking...

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Weres my drink whys the service so slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening sir I will have a JD fire on the rocks and bartender and the thief by stereophonics please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m gonna dance naked on the bar at this rate "

Ohh pls do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna dance naked on the bar at this rate

Ohh pls do

Pop a fiver in my pants and I’m yours for the next few minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"What is everyone drinking... "

Nothing, we cannae get served

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m gonna dance naked on the bar at this rate

Ohh pls do

Pop a fiver in my pants and I’m yours for the next few minutes

Bargain

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna dance naked on the bar at this rate

Ohh pls do

Pop a fiver in my pants and I’m yours for the next few minutes

Bargain

What can I say my rates are reasonable in these hard times

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

*waves from the corner* *blows kiss*

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

Will you serve me in the kitchen instead?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

*waves from the corner* *blows kiss*

Hey you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

Will you serve me in the kitchen instead?

Are we at the sink

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m gonna dance naked on the bar at this rate

Ohh pls do

Pop a fiver in my pants and I’m yours for the next few minutes

Bargain

What can I say my rates are reasonable in these hard times"

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

*waves from the corner* *blows kiss*

Hey you

I can see you are busy but I didn’t want to be rude

always good to see you

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"What is everyone drinking...

Nothing, we cannae get served

Il serve u

Will you serve me in the kitchen instead?

Are we at the sink

You most certainly are, I’m just enjoying the view for a brief moment and I’ll be right behind you! Literally

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Evening Mr B. I’d like a caipirinha and Destiny on the jukebox please. It’s that kinda day

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello all...I like the new bar. May I have a double Jamison please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hello all...I like the new bar. May I have a double Jamison please

Yes you can that’s what I’m drinking

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!"

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Good Evening Mr B, if I could trouble you for a pint of Amstel please. If you could line up some decent Rock tunes on the jukebox that would be ideal. Oh and get one for yourself and the bar maids.

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Anyone wanna jump on the pool table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any vacancies behind the bar ?

Have you got your brave pants on

I never leave home without em

Quick, get behind the bar

I’m here .... what can I do you for ? My treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

I'm crap at darts but seeing as its you, okay

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Classic Margarita please.

I wouldn’t bother asking, come to our party instead

I’m still here would you like lime

Served by you busty..any way it comes x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!"

I fancy a game of giant jenga x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

I'm crap at darts but seeing as its you, okay"

I’ll teach you sparkles, we can have a laugh

it’s my only talent

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Classic Margarita please.

I wouldn’t bother asking, come to our party instead

I’m still here would you like lime

Served by you busty..any way it comes x "

Aww enjoy darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

I'm crap at darts but seeing as its you, okay

I’ll teach you sparkles, we can have a laugh

it’s my only talent

I doubt that

can we play pool after? I'm good at that

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

I'm crap at darts but seeing as its you, okay

I’ll teach you sparkles, we can have a laugh

it’s my only talent

I doubt that

can we play pool after? I'm good at that"

Aha well maybe we can find out

We can do whatever you want? Let’s play pool you can teach me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

I'm crap at darts but seeing as its you, okay

I’ll teach you sparkles, we can have a laugh

it’s my only talent

I doubt that

can we play pool after? I'm good at that

Aha well maybe we can find out

We can do whatever you want? Let’s play pool you can teach me

xx"

I'll teach you, it's easy! I have to stand behind you and show you how to hold the cue properly though

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like MOST folk are enjoying a good night at MrB's

The tunes are pumping with a good variety of genres and the ladies are all looking sexy as feck! There is plenty of hot staff behind the bar to serve you all your drinks.

Is there a snooker table were we can play sink the pink?

Snooker table, pool table and dart board all there. Piggy machine in the corner paying out jackpots all night too!

I’ll be in the darts board then

*takes sparkles hand* lets go play

I'm crap at darts but seeing as its you, okay

I’ll teach you sparkles, we can have a laugh

it’s my only talent

I doubt that

can we play pool after? I'm good at that

Aha well maybe we can find out

We can do whatever you want? Let’s play pool you can teach me

I'll teach you, it's easy! I have to stand behind you and show you how to hold the cue properly though

Please do

and here I was thinking I’d be distracted by you bending over the table...or how you handle the cue

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who wants served

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Who wants served

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who wants served

Thought you’d never ask, double jack n please. Oh and one for yourself. Xx

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 07/03/20 21:40:05]

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who wants served

Thought you’d never ask, double jack n please. Oh and one for yourself. Xx"

How kind of you

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"[Removed by poster at 07/03/20 21:40:05]"

I’ll have a Jameson’s with a and one for you busty

Plus can I order a smile from you?

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Who wants served

They’ll be grand, I’m waiting in the kitchen

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"[Removed by poster at 07/03/20 21:40:05]

I’ll have a Jameson’s with a and one for you busty

Plus can I order a smile from you? "

You know I’m always smiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's happy hour started folks! Few more bar tenders working away so get your orders in.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who wants served

They’ll be grand, I’m waiting in the kitchen

Ohhh the glasses need washed

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who wants served

Thought you’d never ask, double jack n please. Oh and one for yourself. Xx

How kind of you

I have some credits on the jukebox, would you care to pick a tune?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"[Removed by poster at 07/03/20 21:40:05]

I’ll have a Jameson’s with a and one for you busty

Plus can I order a smile from you?

You know I’m always smiling

That’s true

I also need an orange juice for miss sparkles x

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Fuck it ill bartend what lady needs drinks?

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Who wants served

They’ll be grand, I’m waiting in the kitchen

Ohhh the glasses need washed

Not the only dirty thing in this kitchen

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Who wants served

They’ll be grand, I’m waiting in the kitchen

Ohhh the glasses need washed

Not the only dirty thing in this kitchen

Sorry kitchens close im sure theres a few roast you can join in on lol

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

Hand sanitiser martini anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I’m one of the heavies then as that’s my forte!!

Oi no trainers if your names not down you’re not coming in.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hello all...I like the new bar. May I have a double Jamison please

Yes you can that’s what I’m drinking

Thanks. Next one's on me.

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Guess I’m one of the heavies then as that’s my forte!!

Oi no trainers if your names not down you’re not coming in.

Dont confiscate the Viagra though were making viarga martinis

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Who wants served

May I have another Jamison and pour one for yourself.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who wants served

They’ll be grand, I’m waiting in the kitchen

Ohhh the glasses need washed

Not the only dirty thing in this kitchen

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who wants served

May I have another Jamison and pour one for yourself."

Don’t mind if u do

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Who wants served

They’ll be grand, I’m waiting in the kitchen

Ohhh the glasses need washed

Not the only dirty thing in this kitchen

What you having? Sex on the beach or screaming orgasm?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

*grabs the bottle of Johnnie Walker Green* and goes to the corner*

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

With a pickled egg youd be lucky

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Who wants served

May I have another Jamison and pour one for yourself.

Don’t mind if u do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

Coming right up!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

With a pickled egg youd be lucky

I dream of meeting a pickled egg n crisps loving fab woman

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

Coming right up!

Beautiful

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

With a pickled egg youd be lucky

I dream of meeting a pickled egg n crisps loving fab woman

"
crack on then matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs the bottle of Johnnie Walker Green* and goes to the corner*

Share?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"*grabs the bottle of Johnnie Walker Green* and goes to the corner*

Share? "

Of course miss sparkles

let me pull you up a chair

would you like a mixer? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is everyone else bladdered in the corner or did they really fuck off home?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

With a pickled egg youd be lucky

I dream of meeting a pickled egg n crisps loving fab woman

crack on then matey

Eggactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Table service for Miss Sparkles

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

"Pint of stowfords with an angels envy chaser and a bag of chicken crisps with a pickled egg in the bag pleeeeease can a hottie serve me

With a pickled egg youd be lucky

I dream of meeting a pickled egg n crisps loving fab woman

crack on then matey

Eggactly "

Your barred lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled egg in a bag of tomato sauce crisps . Jeez I used to love that

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