FabSwingers.com forum: Bog roll alternatives

By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

When we all run out of toilet paper what will you use instead?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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Probably the cat

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I might have to start buying the Daily Mail

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

My bidet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a correlation between bog roll and the Corona virus that I'm missing?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

The sun

The sun on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the cat"

Self-cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a correlation between bog roll and the Corona virus that I'm missing?"

Arseholes panic buying

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Two kittens, one wet and the other dry..

Job done..

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I might have to start buying the Daily Mail

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

as I do now...I flush the loo and with my hand I clean my mancunt with the flushing water...I find it better than paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might just go back to using the toilet brush

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I might have to start buying the Daily Mail

Fuck that, if it gets that desperate I'll pull the wallpaper off rather than stoop that low..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say The Sun Newspaper lol, awful paper, that's the nearest thing to toilet roll X

"The sun

The sun on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bible

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Socks. Failing that, my curtains

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Building a compost loo for the whole street. Am spending the weekend stripping the bark from the tree in the back garden and fashioning my own paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a correlation between bog roll and the Corona virus that I'm missing?"

Diarrhoea is a possible symptom

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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"Socks. Failing that, my curtains

Not socks. Never socks. They’re reserved for the wanking

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"When we all run out of toilet paper what will you use instead? "

Apparently they're recalling all the toilet rolls for fear of then carrying the corona virus

The government advice is to use deep heat on your anus to ward off virus's

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

The S*N, Daily Fail, Sandpaper, Cactus in the opposite order!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Socks. Failing that, my curtains

Not socks. Never socks. They’re reserved for the wanking"

Quite right

I think in which case I’ll opt to use my pants instead

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"I was going to say The Sun Newspaper lol, awful paper, that's the nearest thing to toilet roll X

The sun

The sun on Sunday

To right , but then if we buy it we're giving them money ! Catch 22 situation

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The S*N, Daily Fail, Sandpaper, Cactus in the opposite order! "

Yep

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Kitchen roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they used before toilet paper. big leaf's or a sponge on a stick.or old cut up clothing and boiled wash later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the right wing tabloid newspapers.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Is there a correlation between bog roll and the Corona virus that I'm missing?"

Blowing your nose.

There's 3 of us here with a bad cold and we're using about 3 rolls a day for that.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What they used before toilet paper. big leaf's or a sponge on a stick.or old cut up clothing and boiled wash later. "

Yeh the Romans used sponges on a stick... But apparently they were communal.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

The three sea shells

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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My 2020/2021 council tax bill came in the other day.

Shortages or not, I’m saving it up to scrape across a very special shite

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The three sea shells

Who sells sea shells and where is the shop near?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"The three sea shells

Who sells sea shells and where is the shop near? "

The sea shore

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail"

Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

A season ticket for Darlington fc

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

bum shuffle across carpet. xx

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail

Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc..."

They’re the “silent majority” we keep hearing about

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail

Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc..."

Too many facts not enough shouty ranting for them to comprehend

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The three sea shells

Who sells sea shells and where is the shop near?

The sea shore

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Plenty of dock leafs growing wild in the garden , I’m not one to jump on the bandwagon .

Bargain at £10.00 each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden/tree leafs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of dock leafs growing wild in the garden , I’m not one to jump on the bandwagon .

Bargain at £10.00 each "

You beat me to it

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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A bare and a fox sitting in the woods having a poo, the bare said to the fox " do you have any problem with poo sticking to your fur " the fox said "No" so the bare wiped it's but with the fox lol

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nobody ever seen Demolition Man? You use the 3 sea shells! Duuuh

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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tesco in Scotland full of loo roll costco too

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Tesco in Scotland full of loo roll costco too"

I thought everyone just used their sporrans in Scotland anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the S*n, but nobody stocks that around here, so it'll have to be the Daily Heil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of dock leafs growing wild in the garden , I’m not one to jump on the bandwagon .

Bargain at £10.00 each

You beat me to it"

And I beat the two of you lol

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm not reading all of the suggestions but if someone hasn't mentioned the three shell system from Demolition Man I'll be sorely disappointed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

soap and water, when I was at collage 30+ years ago my lecturer said if you were out playing and fell on a poo would you be happy just cleaning it with some tissue lol you smelly ass folk lol

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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

lol all the more loo roll for you guys then, taking orders no TNT to you

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

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"Tesco in Scotland full of loo roll costco too

I thought everyone just used their sporrans in Scotland anyway

It’s not the sporran people need to worry about.

I know someone that worked in a kilt hire shop. Kilts are wool so don’t get washed between hires. So combine alcohol and no pants on on a night out and you can imagine what they get back. They used to scrape it off with a knife before putting the kilt back on the hire rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not reading all of the suggestions but if someone hasn't mentioned the three shell system from Demolition Man I'll be sorely disappointed..."

5 posts above yours fella!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm not reading all of the suggestions but if someone hasn't mentioned the three shell system from Demolition Man I'll be sorely disappointed...

5 posts above yours fella!

Thank God for that!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I might have to start buying the Daily Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet wash... bit like a bidet only in your garden and slightly more powerful

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Is there a correlation between bog roll and the Corona virus that I'm missing?

Arseholes panic buying

Exactly

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A wet face cloth. Cheaper than loo roll and washable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail

Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc...

Too many facts not enough shouty ranting for them to comprehend"

Plus who wants to wipe their bum with actuall recycled toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just praying for ghosties from here on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bidet

In Hartlepool of all places .. Thank the lord though for bringing a Touch of decorum to this thread

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"My bidet

In Hartlepool of all places .. Thank the lord though for bringing a Touch of decorum to this thread "
and it’s inside the house next to my tin bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Curtains.

Or my bidet.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I will cut some towels up and use that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Doc leaves should be growing soon,so all will be well

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Find someone that is into rimming..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You just need Juan sheeeet does plenty

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Tracing paper

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Find someone that is into rimming..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower as I don’t have a b day

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

The Guardian

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The Guardian"

That would only sort out your left wing lol, you'd need the mail for the right

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Stones

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The Andrex puppies...... Yes I know it's wrong, but how good would that soft fluffy puppy fur feel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just arrange a ton of meets in other people's houses and steal theirs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll just arrange a ton of meets in other people's houses and steal theirs

I like your thinking. I have plenty, so come to Hull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just arrange a ton of meets in other people's houses and steal theirs

I like your thinking. I have plenty, so come to Hull.

I'll start compiling a list of potential suppliers

you're added

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sock

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