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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Redundant. One child is out on a sleepover, the other is along the street playing with friends.

Mama is twiddling her thumbs.

Can we have a round of useless information AND/OR interesting facts to pass some time?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nice ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm busy being ignored on a few forum threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass

Seconded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redundant. One child is out on a sleepover, the other is along the street playing with friends.

Mama is twiddling her thumbs.

Can we have a round of useless information AND/OR interesting facts to pass some time? "

Think yourself lucky. I'm playing monopoly with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass

That is quite true actually..

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Im sure i could find you something to do xxxx

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s interesting that when they need you, it will be really fast!

There’s no such thing as a day off with children

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm busy being ignored on a few forum threads.

Who said that?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating."

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'm busy being ignored on a few forum threads.

Who said that?"

*tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm busy being ignored on a few forum threads.

Who said that?

*tumble "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that. If you have money from redundancy might be an ideal opportunity to retrain for something totally different

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago"

Oh my god! Where from? They sound great!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago

Oh my god! Where from? They sound great!"

Asda. They were McVities and only 60P

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'm busy being ignored on a few forum threads.

Who said that?

*tumble

Ha! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest recorded flight for a chicken is 16 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating."

They're pollinated by hummingbirds and bats.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago

Oh my god! Where from? They sound great!

Asda. They were McVities and only 60P "

I know where I'm off tomorrow!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

If it wasn't ASDA then it was Home Bargains..... I haven't been anywhere else.....

I think it was Asda......

Now I remember I got them in Asda BOOTLE I was passing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare for your new role as taxi service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The engines of a 787 are held on by two bolts

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"The longest recorded flight for a chicken is 16 seconds"

Brilliant useless info

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Wasn't Aintree

Wasn't Walton

Wasn't Huyton

Wasn't Southport

Was Boothill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redundant. One child is out on a sleepover, the other is along the street playing with friends.

Mama is twiddling her thumbs.

Can we have a round of useless information AND/OR interesting facts to pass some time? "

Thought this was the start of a country and western song along...

Ok if you eat blue skittles you tongue will be blue....or is that if you suck off a smurf....well it's one of them

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mycorrhizal networks are underground hyphal networks created by mycorrhizal fungi that connect individual plants together and transfer water, carbon, nitrogen, and other nutrients and minerals.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Apparently it isn’t just me who finds Skrillex’s music to be utter poop for according to a 2019 study published in the journal Acta Topica, the Skrillex ‘song’ ’Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites’ was found to actively scare away mosquitoes

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You should have planned Mama time out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating."

You sure

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"You should have planned Mama time out!"

I know .. it was all pretty spontaneous. Mama time in with you lot is sweet though x

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Apparently it isn’t just me who finds Skrillex’s music to be utter poop for according to a 2019 study published in the journal Acta Topica, the Skrillex ‘song’ ’Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites’ was found to actively scare away mosquitoes

I quite like that tune, it's nasty. I can see why the mozzies don't wanna stay!

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Toilets flush in the key of D sharp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange custard creams amazing

Strawberry custard creams. Hmm

Chocolate custard creams.

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Eng v Wales Rugby about to start

Plus my spell checked autocorrected the original message to rubbish.

Have a great new start.

Finding it - best wishes and luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not strum away on the guitar in your pictures,or better still,strum yourself away wearing your g string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact: McDonald’s once made bubblegum-flavored broccoli

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Why not strum away on the guitar in your pictures,or better still,strum yourself away wearing your g string

Done all that already

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Orange custard creams amazing

Strawberry custard creams. Hmm

Chocolate custard creams.

Good old normal Custard Creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

You sure

It contains an enzyme that breaks down protein.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tortoise that belonged to Charles Darwin died under the care of Steve Irwins family

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sneezing record stands at 14 in a row. It has for 2 years now. Every night my nose attempts to break it but fails.

Peach x

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"My sneezing record stands at 14 in a row. It has for 2 years now. Every night my nose attempts to break it but fails.

Peach x"

Does your pelvic floor manage all that????? Mine would struggle.. 14!!! Oof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sneezing record stands at 14 in a row. It has for 2 years now. Every night my nose attempts to break it but fails.

Peach x

Does your pelvic floor manage all that????? Mine would struggle.. 14!!! Oof "

Not always....

Peach x

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago"

Pineapple...jaffa...cakes...?

Does such a creation truly exist!?

I must know!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"The longest recorded flight for a chicken is 16 seconds"

They can go a lot longer than that...

... if you throw them out of a plane at 40,000 feet

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm busy being ignored on a few forum threads.

Well hello

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"Redundant. One child is out on a sleepover, the other is along the street playing with friends.

Mama is twiddling her thumbs.

Can we have a round of useless information AND/OR interesting facts to pass some time? "

RE: useless and/or interesting facts--does it have to be true?

Coronavirus is the end of the world as we know it.

72% of facts are made up on the spot.

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

And gorilla pensises are 2 inches long.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

And gorilla pensises are 2 inches long."

Blimey how many do they have

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"The longest recorded flight for a chicken is 16 seconds

They can go a lot longer than that...

... if you throw them out of a plane at 40,000 feet

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

And gorilla pensises are 2 inches long.

Blimey how many do they have

Just the one penis per gorilla...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

And gorilla pensises are 2 inches long.

Blimey how many do they have

Just the one penis per gorilla..."

I'm not sure why but this made me laugh. Poor gorilla.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

I wonder, Would they squeal for 30 minutes?

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By *ichard78Man
over a year ago

wrexham.

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago"

There is a place reserved in hell for the lunatic who invented pineapple jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a link between the Iranian Revolution of 1979 and the Royal Navy's battleship construction programme of 1912.

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

I bought pineapple jaffa cakes two days ago

There is a place reserved in hell for the lunatic who invented pineapple jaffa cakes "

It's called the thrown!

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