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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ? | |||
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"I can't! It would be like kicking a 2 legged puppy. " Get back in your box you!  | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"Roast you?!? As in put you in the oven? What do you think this is? Hansel and Gretel? | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"As in, warm you up (sauna) and then eat you?! | |||
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"I’ll roast you with garlic and rosemary  "You must have a big oven! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?"The spit kind? Interesting point... | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"Large it may be ... but I hear it still doesn't touch the sides!  | |||
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"I’ll roast you with garlic and rosemary "I know Rosemary, but I've never met anyone called Garlic...  | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point..."Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out... | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"Spit springs to mind  | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Large it may be ... but I hear it still doesn't touch the sides!"They haven't nicknamed me the fourth mersey tunnel for nothing! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out... "Or your socks robbed! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!"I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet. | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet. "If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics . | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics ."How do you make a scouser run faster ? Put a dvd player under his arm .. | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm .."I'm actually from south London . | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London ." well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...  | |||
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"Too many damn cannibals on here!" What? You're complaining!!! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion... "Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP. | |||
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"How would you like to be roasted? "By you would be a different story | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"From Liverpool? Is it true you were banned from Tinder for swiping everything? | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
From Liverpool?
Is it true you were banned from Tinder for swiping everything? "No but I got temporarily banned from Whiplr . No idea why! | |||
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"Can we also say, we went to a swingers party in Liverpool with this woman and tossed our car keys into the bowl. We actually thought we'd hit the jackpot when this minx appeared. Never saw our car again " | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point..."I'm sure they would be lining up, be more fighting than at the hand wash shelf in tesco! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"I'm sure if the government doesn't stop you, god will. | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP."Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley! "See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win! | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"Spit? | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley!
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win! "Hmmm Keira Knightly...now your talking...  | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley!
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win!
Hmmm Keira Knightly...now your talking... "So according to Wikipedia she actually grew up not to far from where I did so that actually makes sense . Good spot OhGlobbits! | |||
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"I'll pass There are however many others things I'd rather do to you "Oh MrMonkey! *fans self* | |||
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"Come on fab, do your worst! (Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley!
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win!
Hmmm Keira Knightly...now your talking...
So according to Wikipedia she actually grew up not to far from where I did so that actually makes sense . Good spot OhGlobbits!" | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually "You're doing it wrong | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually
You're doing it wrong "Tell me about it. Lol | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually
You're doing it wrong "I'm often told that! | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually
You're doing it wrong
I'm often told that! "I said roast me, not yourself | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually
You're doing it wrong
I'm often told that!
I said roast me, not yourself "I'm too nice to be nasty. | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually
You're doing it wrong
I'm often told that!
I said roast me, not yourself
I'm too nice to be nasty. "Awww | |||
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"I think you're quite nice actually
You're doing it wrong
I'm often told that!
I said roast me, not yourself
I'm too nice to be nasty.
Awww "OK. Stop taking the piss. Lol | |||
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"How would you like to be roasted?
By you would be a different story "Need a third? | |||
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"How would you like to be roasted?
By you would be a different story
Need a third? "Hard to roast with only one prong! | |||
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"I don’t mind you squatting down for a piss but you fart in that position you will blow your shoes off " Should probably put the lighter away. | |||
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"*raises glass* Cheers " Close enough | |||
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