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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got a work lunch at Fazenda tomorrow in Manchester. Should I be excited? Is it any good? What on earth is this paddle system I hear of?

Interested to see peoples reviews! And any good recommendations for dessert in Manchester too.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Don't you get dessert after lunch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you get dessert after lunch?

"

Oh most likely.

I was tempted to find somewhere else for dessert. Or do you mean dessert comes in the price? Because in that case this tight arse is keeping his butt at Fazenda for dessert

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

"

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!"

Chicken is meat!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

Chicken is meat! "

Oh you know what I mean!!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

Chicken is meat!

Oh you know what I mean!!

"

Just checking you don't think it's a vegetable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

Chicken is meat!

Oh you know what I mean!!

Just checking you don't think it's a vegetable "

Of course I know what vegetables are. They’re units of measurement!

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

Fazendas really good been a few times and always loved it - The Golden Rule with any Churrascaria though is DONT FILL UP AT THE SALAD BAR!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

Chicken is meat!

Oh you know what I mean!!

Just checking you don't think it's a vegetable

Of course I know what vegetables are. They’re units of measurement! "

Exactly that. "Look at my carrot, it's the size of a cucumber"

Erm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

Chicken is meat!

Oh you know what I mean!!

Just checking you don't think it's a vegetable

Of course I know what vegetables are. They’re units of measurement!

Exactly that. "Look at my carrot, it's the size of a cucumber"

Erm "

Yes that is normally how it goes. Of course dont forget cans. They’re a unit of measurement too.

Look at my travel size sure spray, it’s the size of this industrial air freshener

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Ok now I want to go to Manchester, this place sounds amazing

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Ok now I want to go to Manchester, this place sounds amazing "

I know right! We used to have one similar in Northampton, but it closed down before I had the chance to go

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Great salad bar. The meats alright too!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh I've not been to fazenda but I googled and I've been to similar, in Nairobi. (They had crocodile and gazelle!...anyway)

You have a red and green card. You show the green if you want meat and the red of you have enough meat.

The staff walk around with meat on big skewers and serve at your table.

You serve yourself salad.

Then you keep flipping green and red until you're full enough.

Ah right sounds like I’ll be too stuffed for dessert then! I’m looking forward to it but not that much of a meat man. Prefer chicken!

Chicken is meat!

Oh you know what I mean!!

Just checking you don't think it's a vegetable

Of course I know what vegetables are. They’re units of measurement!

Exactly that. "Look at my carrot, it's the size of a cucumber"

Erm

Yes that is normally how it goes. Of course dont forget cans. They’re a unit of measurement too.

Look at my travel size sure spray, it’s the size of this industrial air freshener "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to the one in liverpool and absolutely loved it and they will cook the meat to how you like it although the standard is medium to medium rare. I went for dinner and the choice of meat was fantastic...as was the salad bar.

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