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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " perhaps he meant he wasn't intending to take you out on his bus-pass. | |||
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"ebay" haha thats up market.. i was going to say happy shopper | |||
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"Aww bless him! I'm a single bi fem and I own a strap on. Can't think of what might be my selling point though. " boooooooobs | |||
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"BMW = Bald Middle aged Wanker " Not all of us my darling... | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " It's a really good question. What made you decide to ask it? | |||
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"Aww bless him! I'm a single bi fem and I own a strap on. Can't think of what might be my selling point though. " I'm sold Scarlet | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. It's a really good question. What made you decide to ask it?" just out of curiosity i guess. it amused me how a polite man who sounded lovely (admitidley not my type) felt the need to try and persuade me to chat further and meet because of a car he drives | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " I've got a Vulva. oops sorry that should read Volvo | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. It's a really good question. What made you decide to ask it? just out of curiosity i guess. it amused me how a polite man who sounded lovely (admitidley not my type) felt the need to try and persuade me to chat further and meet because of a car he drives" Because you should have been so damn grateful?? | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. It's a really good question. What made you decide to ask it? just out of curiosity i guess. it amused me how a polite man who sounded lovely (admitidley not my type) felt the need to try and persuade me to chat further and meet because of a car he drives" Maybe trying to suggest he's young at heart and has the car to prove it (in his mind) | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. It's a really good question. What made you decide to ask it? just out of curiosity i guess. it amused me how a polite man who sounded lovely (admitidley not my type) felt the need to try and persuade me to chat further and meet because of a car he drives" Is there any reason why you didn't wonder if he was being slightly ironic? | |||
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"BMW = Bald Middle aged Wanker " my youngest tells me it means "Black Man's Willy" and shouts it out every time we see one...much to my amusement! | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " c'mon cutes,didnt the thought of the bmw, make you just a little damp. | |||
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" I've got a Vulva. oops sorry that should read Volvo " Yeah but I bet it's still pink tho | |||
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"maybe my lack of gag reflex....." i think u might be getting quite a few messages after reading that statement lol | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " The list is far too long... | |||
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"BMW = Bald Middle aged Wanker my youngest tells me it means "Black Man's Willy" and shouts it out every time we see one...much to my amusement!" ...ah the representatives of the far right; where would we be without your razor sharp intellects ... | |||
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"I'm a single female who actually meets single men for fun. A lot... *disclaimer: due to my work circumstances said female is not available for meets till June when normal rampant service will be resumed. " mines easy i have a ten inch long tongue and can breath through my ears | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " BMW's are known as 'clits'...every c**ts got one! | |||
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"We don't meet anyone that feels they need to let us know they have a flash car or a business worth a forune to meet lol" | |||
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"A trip out in my ice cream van. even let them choose the music for the loud hailer " aww av just checked and ur straight i'd have been well up for that | |||
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"We saw a profile on another swingers' site that had more photos of the man's car than of him. " what about the ones taken in car showrooms or the ones taken in the street leaning against a random aston martin ? | |||
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"My loveable personality and wit *cough* or more realistically the skinny guy with long curly hair angle" Well I think your hair is lovely | |||
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"A trip out in my ice cream van. even let them choose the music for the loud hailer " I would absolutely love that, would be brilliant. I really like ice cream van music too, wish they'd bring out a cd of all the tunes, perhaps David Guetta could do a mix. You have a definite selling point there, its great | |||
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"We saw a profile on another swingers' site that had more photos of the man's car than of him. what about the ones taken in car showrooms or the ones taken in the street leaning against a random aston martin ?" Just remembered that some of my pics are me cavorting on the bonnet of a performance sports car I got a lot of messages from guys who seemed more excited by the car than by me. And they went quiet when I told them it belonged to the friend who took the pucs | |||
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"Just remembered that some of my pics are me cavorting on the bonnet of a performance sports car " At least you're in the photos. | |||
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"Just remembered that some of my pics are me cavorting on the bonnet of a performance sports car At least you're in the photos. " And there's a lot more of me than car! | |||
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"We don't meet anyone that feels they need to let us know they have a flash car or a business worth a forune to meet lol" | |||
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"My sparkling wit .... " you do have that | |||
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"My sparkling wit .... you do have that " Awwww thanks ... I try I try | |||
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"My sparkling wit .... you do have that Awwww thanks ... I try I try " your welcome | |||
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"A trip out in my ice cream van. even let them choose the music for the loud hailer aww av just checked and ur straight i'd have been well up for that " Ain't life a bitch bussy...anyone fancy a 69....(drives off to the tune of greensleeves) | |||
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"BMW = Bald Middle aged Wanker " you can always rely on granny pmsl | |||
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""Ive got a BMW, Audi, Merc and I smoke big cigars..therefore I am better and far more important than other men on here" "And heres a picture of my car to reinforce the point...how could you possibly resist me?" Dear O dear..... " hang on a minute there when did audis come into it? If its a slick audi then im def up for it as long as we fuck in the car lol i guess its girls like me that give the kind of guys u refer to hope!? I just really like cars xxx mel | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " I don't need or want to sell myself on here i have no need I don't message people and say " i have this and that" I am me and i'm happy as me i wouldn't change it | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. I don't need or want to sell myself on here i have no need I don't message people and say " i have this and that" I am me and i'm happy as me i wouldn't change it " no you go for the 'prove how much you want me' tactic.. | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. nah it was a piss take on a text and the person didnt get the other part which said "joke" fact of the matter is im not insecure and need to sell myself at all. im me take it or leave it I don't need or want to sell myself on here i have no need I don't message people and say " i have this and that" I am me and i'm happy as me i wouldn't change it no you go for the 'prove how much you want me' tactic.. " | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " Maybe he was just saying that he could come to you quickly? | |||
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"I am just one big selling point. A complete virile stallion!" and geeky glasses im sold | |||
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"I'm a woman . Seems ok for most men x lol" | |||
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"Jacqs wtf is your issue? 'maybe cos he thinks she'll fall for him after a meet LOL LOL LOL LOL' yeah i saw that post before you removed it " i havent any issues on here so stop trying to make one | |||
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"My USP? I'm me - after all we're all unique in own own little way - so why need a specific point. I always prefer the 'whole package' of my company rather than just one particular factor. " yet do ou sell yourself on here | |||
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"My USP? I'm me - after all we're all unique in own own little way - so why need a specific point. I always prefer the 'whole package' of my company rather than just one particular factor. yet do ou sell yourself on here" No - against the rules - i'm free!! | |||
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"My USP? I'm me - after all we're all unique in own own little way - so why need a specific point. I always prefer the 'whole package' of my company rather than just one particular factor. yet do ou sell yourself on here No - against the rules - i'm free!! " LOL this made me smile | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. BMW's are known as 'clits'...every c**ts got one!" AUDI is the new BMW on that.. I actually do like a guy with a nice car.. but I am a petrol head.. and its no point having the car if you know naff all about it.. as first thing I do when I meet a guy with a nice car.. is talk cars.. I do meet guys sometimes based on the car so I can work through my a-z of car photos.. My unique selling point is being myself.. If I was to put one.. it would be that I cant be over fucked.. lol and that there really is never enough. Cali | |||
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"i was told just my selling point is being good at buying shoes and undies LOL" you must be my (much) younger sister | |||
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"i was told just my selling point is being good at buying shoes and undies LOLyou must be my (much) younger sister" yeah we could spend all day and party allnight | |||
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"I drive 6inches home hard is that the same??" Hard drive needs attention? | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " Mine's my mini x | |||
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"I've thought of one, I do a nice full English for breakfast the next morning " You made me think of mine... I ll do a full Monty for a nice Python ... | |||
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"I've thought of one, I do a nice full English for breakfast the next morning You made me think of mine... I ll do a full Monty for a nice Python ..." I can bring along a chipolata if that's any use? | |||
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"I've thought of one, I do a nice full English for breakfast the next morning You made me think of mine... I ll do a full Monty for a nice Python ... I can bring along a chipolata if that's any use?" Please do, they say they have heaps more flavour anyway | |||
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"I haven't joined in on this thread cos i really don't have a selling point. So ive joined in to say I don't have one." Not even a hairy arse or 6 toes? | |||
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"I haven't joined in on this thread cos i really don't have a selling point. So ive joined in to say I don't have one." You are allowed to join in if you have more than one - as thats what probably stopped you | |||
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"I've thought of one, I do a nice full English for breakfast the next morning You made me think of mine... I ll do a full Monty for a nice Python ... I can bring along a chipolata if that's any use? Please do, they say they have heaps more flavour anyway" Do they? I must remember that | |||
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"Just recieved a message from an eldery gent being polite and he ended it with 'oh and i drive a bmw m3' Sadly the car he drives didnt make me want to meet him. " men and there falic symbls, i once had a guy contact me for a meet after a chat i decieded i did not fancy him so i politly let him down and said sorry you are not what i am looking for, a few moments later he tex me saying ,give it a go please you will love sucking my cock when you see what kind of car i drive,(eh)anyway i text him back asking what it was,a porcha he replys,,,,,,, the sad thing is i met him and blew him in his car,,never sucked a guy off in a porcha before ,how do you spell it anyway , | |||
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"oh i think my selling point would be the size of my boobs.. " think ill have to say the same my boobs most message we get because of them lol | |||
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"Yeah you have two very big selling points " my smile and my eyes? my dimples? youve an ear fetish and like my tiny ones? lol | |||
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"Well you have a beautiful body, stunning breasts and gorgeous face and delightful eyes Cute. Nice to see that it is accompanied with intelligence, a good personality and I was once even lucky enough to hear in chat that you also have a very sexy voice too. That did it for me hehe " that second paragraph is very questionable. does west country sound sexy?! .. each to their own lol x | |||
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