Whats the best compliment / insult you've heard when swinging?

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By *etwifeandhim69 OP Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

The two that stick out for us:

"She looked like a Disney Princess but had a fanny that reminded me of Gnasher the dog".

"He's hung like a cucumber but was as limp as a lettuce".

Neither where directed at us or anyone else present at the time (thankfully) but couldn't help but laugh (and pray no one ever said things like that about us).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Chams once, and a group of us were watching somebody's wife giving some bloke a blow job. A bloke tapped me on the arm and whispered "she's going at it like a dog eating hot chips" which made me crack up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also in chams...

With an ex and a bunch of other people perving over a very photogenic couple very much playing to the gallery in the middle of a shagathon. He is naked and she with just high heels. As they get close to orgasm a loudish voice beside me said "classy heels love, shoezone innit"

Said couple looking very bewildered why everyone thought their orgasm so funny!

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By *iwie!Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

During a quiz, he said I was "too smart for him", not that I was interested in him anyway and it made me giggle!x

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