FabSwingers.com forum: Your last toilet roll ........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Who would you give it to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You...if you needed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister just asked me to get her one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sister just asked me to get her one "

Did you give her one

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Depends who needed it

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Whoever needed it the most. I'll just hold mine in

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"My sister just asked me to get her one

Did you give her one

Steady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childhood growing up in the countryside - dock leaves were used many of times whilst running the fields - miles from home

Give the roll away to anyone

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You...if you needed it "

Well you can have all of mine in that case....... all of them.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Can't I keep it

Bit selfish

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d share it but ration it to six sheets per person.

That’s six sheets not shits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I keep it

Bit selfish"

I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?

Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Give away my beloved and treasured toilet roll?! Nay, nay and thrice nay say I!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

That’s it! I’m off to the shops to panic buy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone, so long as they dont mind it being second-hand

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Can't I keep it

Bit selfish

I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?

Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch

That's a nice name for a toilet roll ...... 'Soft Touch' ....

I might use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I keep it

Bit selfish

I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?

Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch

)

That's a nice name for a toilet roll ...... 'Soft Touch' ....

I might use it."

I've already patented it - sorry

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason."

Think one of the reason is self containment , but also I’ve heard the cardboard inners are a product made mainly in China and obviously many are shut down atm , how true this is I’m not sure

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Be a while before I have to choose.

We get ours 120 at a time via groupon.

Last lot only came in a couple of weeks ago.

Might start sticking them on Ebay if the prices follow those of hand gel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I keep it

Bit selfish

I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?

Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch

)

That's a nice name for a toilet roll ...... 'Soft Touch' ....

I might use it."

Most of them feel like sandpaper rather than a soft touch. Not sure why marketing didnt go with that for a name

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

You are probably getting them at B and Q instead of B and M.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason.

Think one of the reason is self containment , but also I’ve heard the cardboard inners are a product made mainly in China and obviously many are shut down atm , how true this is I’m not sure

Self Contained toilet rolls..... ? The mind boggles

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason.

Think one of the reason is self containment , but also I’ve heard the cardboard inners are a product made mainly in China and obviously many are shut down atm , how true this is I’m not sure

Self Contained toilet rolls..... ? The mind boggles"
when they have to self isolate sorry lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I keep mine together in the bathroom cupboard.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Fortunately we buy in bulk from a wholesaler anyway and we still have several in the cupboard. I'm sure you wanted to know that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Fortunately we buy in bulk from a wholesaler anyway and we still have several in the cupboard. I'm sure you wanted to know that. "

Yes. Thank you. I've written in down in BIG. I know where to come now. ( not on the matress )

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No one

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I wouldn't give it to Bear Grylls. He is happy using a badger.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”."

Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.

If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.

They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.

Men just shake no go.....

If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.

Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.

Thank me later for this free information

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Shake AND Go..... not no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are probably getting them at B and Q instead of B and M."

Fecking hahhhhaaa

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.

Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.

If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.

They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.

Men just shake no go.....

If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.

Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.

Thank me later for this free information"

Every day a school day. Vag area?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Hanky and his brothers and sisters

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Clitty Slitty ..... ladies do dah , fan wah..... y know ... Little man in a boat type thing.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason."

The woman coming out of Asda todaywith a trolley full won't be using her last toilet roll until at least March 2021

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.

Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.

If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.

They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.

Men just shake no go.....

If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.

Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.

Thank me later for this free information

Every day a school day. Vag area? "

Do not wipe back to front... No.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.

Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.

If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.

They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.

Men just shake no go.....

If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.

Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.

Thank me later for this free information"

Oh granny, where is that sick emoji when I need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.

Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.

If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.

They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.

Men just shake no go.....

If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.

Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.

Thank me later for this free information

Oh granny, where is that sick emoji when I need it"

Here

Happy to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody but you can have my last Rolo

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Oh granny, where is that sick emoji when I need it

Here

Happy to help!

Ta, I forgot how to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd blow it on the aftermath of an evening meal of my infamous insufferable ghost chilli curries!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?

Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?

Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.

Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.

If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.

They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.

Men just shake no go.....

If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.

Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.

Thank me later for this free information

Every day a school day. Vag area?

Do not wipe back to front... No. "

No wonder i'm the queen of cystitis.. !!

Front to back ladies .... front to back !!!! and breathe.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To anyone wearing persil white undies or in possession of arse hair a badger would be proud of.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I’d share it but ration it to six sheets per person.

That’s six sheets not shits. "

This

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

" To anyone wearing persil white undies or in possession of arse hair a badger would be proud of."

Arse hair ? Is that a real thing ?

Arse hair

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