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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do ladies spray perfume on their fanny anyway?! you’ll get thrush you silly sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny "

I’ve used my fanny to spray perfume on you though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

In case they get followed by cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do ladies spray perfume on their fanny anyway?! you’ll get thrush you silly sausages "

That my first thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

Who does that!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What?!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you know? Do you sniff them when in Morrison's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny

I’ve used my fanny to spray perfume on you though "

. Oh yes you have. The beautiful scent of queen L

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny "

Ditto. Sounds like it would sting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!!

Jo.Xx "

Iv never done it but I did once use mint bodywash and washed my bits without thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!!

Jo.Xx

Iv never done it but I did once use mint bodywash and washed my bits without thinking!

Oooft we all love a tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny

I’ve used my fanny to spray perfume on you though

. Oh yes you have. The beautiful scent of queen L

Smells fruity, like rotten bananas

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

When I’m hunting for the whoopsie bargains on the bottom shelf it’s obvious they give it a little squirt before they’ve come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!!

Jo.Xx

Iv never done it but I did once use mint bodywash and washed my bits without thinking!

Oooft we all love a tingle "

It's was very tingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that why it sometimes tastes bitter?

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Never done it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that why it sometimes tastes bitter?"

Yeah, thrush would make anything taste bitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thing i had yoghurt on hand

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny "

Ditto

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Do you think they’ve all got a smelly fanny where I live?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What?!!

Jo.Xx

Iv never done it but I did once use mint bodywash and washed my bits without thinking!

Oooft we all love a tingle

It's was very tingly.

Oh no Lorna!!

Did it feel nice?

*asking for a friend.

Jo.Xx

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

That’s just wrong on so many levels an I imagine would burn and as said above cause infection

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I suppose, it's better than shaving off yer pubes, then splashing it all over. BRUT?

Brutal more like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone down on a girl before that must have sprayed something on it. Wasnt the best....but soon cleared!

I'd never spray deodorant on my bits but I do rub coco butter on my balls and willy. Tend to rub it into my bald head too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've gone down on a girl before that must have sprayed something on it. Wasnt the best....but soon cleared!

I'd never spray deodorant on my bits but I do rub coco butter on my balls and willy. Tend to rub it into my bald head too!"

When you’re washing your face, where do you stop?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've gone down on a girl before that must have sprayed something on it. Wasnt the best....but soon cleared!

I'd never spray deodorant on my bits but I do rub coco butter on my balls and willy. Tend to rub it into my bald head too!"

Balls first or head?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!!

Jo.Xx

Iv never done it but I did once use mint bodywash and washed my bits without thinking!

Oooft we all love a tingle

It's was very tingly.

Oh no Lorna!!

Did it feel nice?

*asking for a friend.

Jo.Xx "

I wouldn't say nice. I think the appropriate word would be different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've gone down on a girl before that must have sprayed something on it. Wasnt the best....but soon cleared!

I'd never spray deodorant on my bits but I do rub coco butter on my balls and willy. Tend to rub it into my bald head too!

When you’re washing your face, where do you stop?"

, pretty much at the back of my neck. It does make life very easy in the mornings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, never have, kind of think that if you think you have an odour the best thing would be to actually wash! Spraying with perfume would definitely leave an odour, an icky “get the medicate cream/pessaries” type x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever accidently got deepheat on the privates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've gone down on a girl before that must have sprayed something on it. Wasnt the best....but soon cleared!

I'd never spray deodorant on my bits but I do rub coco butter on my balls and willy. Tend to rub it into my bald head too!

Balls first or head?!

Jo.Xx "

Head first, left over residue into my nuts

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve only ever sprayed Lynx on my balls when I went shopping at Asda so I don’t think it’s really the same........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only ever sprayed Lynx on my balls when I went shopping at Asda so I don’t think it’s really the same........"

Was it one of the testers?

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Eh? Who does that?!?!?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Apparently spraying it on your knees is a thing to do. Genitals?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve only ever sprayed Lynx on my balls when I went shopping at Asda so I don’t think it’s really the same........

Was it one of the testers?"

No, I did it in Asda so I used one from the shelf

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

How do you know this? What do you do in Morrison's?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

How do you know this? What do you do in Morrison's? "

Isn’t it obvious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids on half term again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never sprayed perfume on my fanny

What on earth goes on up your way

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve never sprayed perfume on my fanny

What on earth goes on up your way

Must of just been your arse again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never sprayed perfume on my fanny

What on earth goes on up your way

Must of just been your arse again

You know this how

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

No! Just no! Apart from the fact it would sting like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

Never heard of any woman doing that, wherever they were heading... how odd.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Oooh nooo!! Would never spray perfume down there! I rub a little coconut oil in..it must taste better than perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop sniffing near women's fanny's in Morrisons, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick soothers up my fanny. Tastes good and I’ll fix your sore throat. Win win

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stick soothers up my fanny. Tastes good and I’ll fix your sore throat. Win win "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Spray some on your willy, then you’ll know

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar"

An eye and fanny are totally different????

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Spray some on your willy, then you’ll know

I use aftershave post shaving my plumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar

An eye and fanny are totally different???? "

How?

I can see with both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar"

I've had chilli oil rubbed on my mini moo. That stung like fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar

I've had chilli oil rubbed on my mini moo. That stung like fuck!!"

WHY

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar

An eye and fanny are totally different????

How?

I can see with both "

Do you use a monocle on your fangeen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Cause I’ve accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye

It stung

So I’m assuming it would be similar

I've had chilli oil rubbed on my mini moo. That stung like fuck!!

WHY"

Not deliberately!!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Because perfume is alcohol based!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"All the ladies that have said no cause it will sting like hell, how do you know this?

Because perfume is alcohol based!! "

Is your fanny a devil for the drink?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Do they?? Fuck that .. I suppose its because someone led them to believe fannies aren't supposed to smell of fannies.

For a trip to morisons though ??!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do they?? Fuck that .. I suppose its because someone led them to believe fannies aren't supposed to smell of fannies.

For a trip to morisons though ??! "

It’s a day out for some

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Do they?? Fuck that .. I suppose its because someone led them to believe fannies aren't supposed to smell of fannies.

For a trip to morisons though ??!

It’s a day out for some

Well, I've been known to wear their bags so how can I judge

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do they?? Fuck that .. I suppose its because someone led them to believe fannies aren't supposed to smell of fannies.

For a trip to morisons though ??!

It’s a day out for some

Well, I've been known to wear their bags so how can I judge "

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

Other supermarket are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned to hate the smell of shampoo-in-a-can. Wherever I smell it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

Same reason we spray lynx down our boxers before we go out

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

To keep the bears away.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What?!!

Jo.Xx

Iv never done it but I did once use mint bodywash and washed my bits without thinking!

Oooft we all love a tingle

It's was very tingly.

Oh no Lorna!!

Did it feel nice?

*asking for a friend.

Jo.Xx "

I love that shower gel.....great tingle....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Do you think they’ve all got a smelly fanny where I live?

Maybe you are just standing too close to the fish counter

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s to mask the smell of the mothballs

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do you think they’ve all got a smelly fanny where I live?

Maybe you are just standing too close to the fish counter

I did buy crab sticks today and the smell was very similar

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

Same reason we spray lynx down our boxers before we go out

Please don't do this. It tastes bloody awful!

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By *ighthawk1Man
over a year ago

Norwich

As the man in the nightclub toilets use to say... 'No spray No lay'

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

OP,"Morrisons" may not be the Morrisons (as in large national chain of supermarkets) your thinking of

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

OP,"Morrisons" may not be the Morrisons (as in large national chain of supermarkets) your thinking of

Very good point

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

I don't"

Do you just dangle a magic tree in front of yours?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As the man in the nightclub toilets use to say... 'No spray No lay'

Or, ‘wash those fingers for the mingers’

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny

I’ve used my fanny to spray perfume on you though

. Oh yes you have. The beautiful scent of queen L

Smells fruity, like rotten bananas

you have such a way with words Queeny

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I can’t say I have ever sprayed perfume on my fanny

I’ve used my fanny to spray perfume on you though

. Oh yes you have. The beautiful scent of queen L

Smells fruity, like rotten bananas

you have such a way with words Queeny

She does. She just needs to start washing her fanny now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

I don't

Do you just dangle a magic tree in front of yours?

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no

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

Errr do they?? I don't.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

I don't

Do you just dangle a magic tree in front of yours?

no"

Ambi Pur????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....birds suddenly appear,

Every time you are near?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prob to stem the tide of Corona..

Nope I just cant..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ladies spray perfume on their fanny when they’re only ‘just nipping to Morrisons’?

I don't

Do you just dangle a magic tree in front of yours?

Ambi Pur????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This woman doesny. Went with a guy who had sprayed aftershave on his cock and it tasted vile

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