FabSwingers.com forum: "If"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've thought about doing this for ages, guess I was bored enough tonight. Hope you enjoy

FAB IF

If you can get good head when all about you

Are polishing theirs and wanting to be you,

If you can trust yourself when no women veris you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you get rejected and not get weary of rejection,

Or lie about your age, don't deal in lies,

And say your "this big", then disappoint in actual size:

If you can dream-- but not believe you've right to bed her;

If you can wink-- and yet not expect the same;

If you can social with TV'S and a Dom master

And treat these people just the same;

If you can post on a forum ignored unspoken

Nor twist your story they are not fools,

Or watch a crafted message sitting waiting, unopen,

And not pester or abuse remember the rules:

If you can make a boiiing vid it'll get viewings

And risk not a grubby one of you having a toss,

And chose, not copy and paste but new beginnings

And just treat rejection as simply "their loss;"

If you can put away the sky remote, lynx and tissue

Their not wanted so get them gone,

And stay positive when no messages await you

Except the tits out Tuesday one you: 'hold on!'

If you can talk with cliques and keep your virtue,

Or desire queens and equally a common touch,

If neither family nor friends can find you,

If mens fabs count with you, but none too much;

If you can take a break for more than a minute

When being here has lost it's fun,

Yours is Fab but not everyone in it,

And-which is more-you'll still be a man, my son.

Nudgehard Rippling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've thought about doing this for ages, guess I was bored enough tonight. Hope you enjoy

FAB IF

If you can get good head when all about you

Are polishing theirs and wanting to be you,

If you can trust yourself when no women veris you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you get rejected and not get weary of rejection,

Or lie about your age, don't deal in lies,

And say your "this big", then disappoint in actual size:

If you can dream-- but not believe you've right to bed her;

If you can wink-- and yet not expect the same;

If you can social with TV'S and a Dom master

And treat these people just the same;

If you can post on a forum ignored unspoken

Nor twist your story they are not fools,

Or watch a crafted message sitting waiting, unopen,

And not pester or abuse remember the rules:

If you can make a boiiing vid it'll get viewings

And risk not a grubby one of you having a toss,

And chose, not copy and paste but new beginnings

And just treat rejection as simply "their loss;"

If you can put away the sky remote, lynx and tissue

Their not wanted so get them gone,

And stay positive when no messages await you

Except the tits out Tuesday one you: 'hold on!'

If you can talk with cliques and keep your virtue,

Or desire queens and equally a common touch,

If neither family nor friends can find you,

If mens fabs count with you, but none too much;

If you can take a break for more than a minute

When being here has lost it's fun,

Yours is Fab but not everyone in it,

And-which is more-you'll still be a man, my son.

Nudgehard Rippling"

Impressed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nudgehard Rippling *chortle*

Good show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks. (Shameless bump)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That’s excellent!

“Do you like Kipling?”

“I don’t know, I’ve never kippled”

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

An excellent creative post

Thanks

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"An excellent creative post

Thanks"

So it will die quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An excellent creative post

Thanks

So it will die quickly

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cynic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An excellent creative post

Thanks

So it will die quickly

cynic

I'm afraid he's right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the length of the post I’d say you we’re bored op

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After the day I've had I'm bumping this again on the off chance someone reads it and is nice to me. Thanks to those that already have.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"After the day I've had I'm bumping this again on the off chance someone reads it and is nice to me. Thanks to those that already have."

I'm glad you bumped it and I reckon it won't be long before Nudgehard Rippling will appear as a new Fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent! This must have taken a lot of time thought and effort to craft. And it's spot on.

( love the bit about the boiing videos, as I do like those!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent! This must have taken a lot of time thought and effort to craft. And it's spot on.

( love the bit about the boiing videos, as I do like those!)"

Thanks, it took a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye"
bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumming this because its genius

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I've thought about doing this for ages, guess I was bored enough tonight. Hope you enjoy

FAB IF

If you can get good head when all about you

Are polishing theirs and wanting to be you,

If you can trust yourself when no women veris you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you get rejected and not get weary of rejection,

Or lie about your age, don't deal in lies,

And say your "this big", then disappoint in actual size:

If you can dream-- but not believe you've right to bed her;

If you can wink-- and yet not expect the same;

If you can social with TV'S and a Dom master

And treat these people just the same;

If you can post on a forum ignored unspoken

Nor twist your story they are not fools,

Or watch a crafted message sitting waiting, unopen,

And not pester or abuse remember the rules:

If you can make a boiiing vid it'll get viewings

And risk not a grubby one of you having a toss,

And chose, not copy and paste but new beginnings

And just treat rejection as simply "their loss;"

If you can put away the sky remote, lynx and tissue

Their not wanted so get them gone,

And stay positive when no messages await you

Except the tits out Tuesday one you: 'hold on!'

If you can talk with cliques and keep your virtue,

Or desire queens and equally a common touch,

If neither family nor friends can find you,

If mens fabs count with you, but none too much;

If you can take a break for more than a minute

When being here has lost it's fun,

Yours is Fab but not everyone in it,

And-which is more-you'll still be a man, my son.

Nudgehard Rippling

Impressed x"

What she said lol

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