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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was talking to friend about our abilities in bed. And she said hers should be called the King Edward, because she lays there like a sack of potatoes, or the Tyson Fury, 7 rounds but only 3 minutes each.

In the same manner, how would you describe your sexual skills

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Duracell . Goes on and on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grand Marnier ... a fancy liquor (licker... geddit?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a hammock. I’m a crap rub but people say my fanny is nice and comfortable to be in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grand Marnier ... a fancy liquor (licker... geddit?)"

Or a moped ... great fun to ride but embarrassing if your mates see you with me x

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