FabSwingers.com forum: Worst films you’ve watched

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve just watched a film called The Midnight Meat Train. Bradley Cooper is in it so I thought it might be ok. Well it’s an hour and forty minutes of my life I’ll never get back. What other films should I avoid?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Mega shark vs giant octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal Sluts 2. Hugely disappointing as a sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd"

The Harry Potter films are good!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Lost in Space.

Also Amilie and Moulin Rouge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remains of the day. Sooo boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd"

I’ve never watched Harry Potter and never will!

I love Frozen though!

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fast and furious !!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal Sluts 2. Hugely disappointing as a sequel

Watch the third one, it ties the story line together very nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original Rocky film back in the 1970's. Someone my then girl friend worked with had the hots for Stylone,most boring film ever,couldn't understand a single word Stylone mumbled.

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By *ilks123Man
over a year ago

wf1

Dune

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Clockwork orange

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Doom

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Most of the Star Wars films apart from the three from the New Hope onwards.

Anything by the Broken Lizard guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mama mia

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

White men can't jump

Titanic

Darkman

It'd be a verrrrrry long list!

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Hell comes to frogtown

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By *ustKeepSwinging999Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxing Helena

Dog Soldiers

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Hell comes to frogtown "

I think that’s in the name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jingle all the way. Saw it in the cinema. It was awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just watched a film called The Midnight Meat Train. Bradley Cooper is in it so I thought it might be ok. Well it’s an hour and forty minutes of my life I’ll never get back. What other films should I avoid?!"
. Blair witch project

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal Sluts 2. Hugely disappointing as a sequel

Watch the third one, it ties the story line together very nicely"
lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal Sluts 2. Hugely disappointing as a sequel

Watch the third one, it ties the story line together very nicely"

Is that Episode 3: Revenge of the Sphincter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic

Never went down well with me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost busters the new female one so so very bad

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Biker boys

Torque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No country for old men

Utter kak

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd"

That’s sacrilegious how very dare you Harry Potter is life lol

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By *NTLovers2Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

The Blade runner remake ...left the Cinema half way through !

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

I have seen sooooo many crap films especially in horror genre I’d be here all night listing them

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Grey with Liam Neeson in, so disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes on a plane I think it was called.

Utter garbage

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anything with Ryan gosling in it.

What a useless boring tw@t.

In my expert opinion. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Holiday. Utter dog shit

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area

The happening

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd"

Agreed..

Willy Wonka with Depp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandorum.

Dark stuttery nonsense, even for a sci-fi nerd.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Nuns with guns

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

The latest X-men film, what a load of smeggy pants that was !! X

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"I have seen sooooo many crap films especially in horror genre I’d be here all night listing them "

Its just as bad with the sci fi films

Ive seen way too many of either genre

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

"Snakes on a plane I think it was called.

Utter garbage"

It's the garbage of garbage and infamous for it

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Clockwork orange"

how can you say that about one of Kubrick's masterpieces?

To be fair though the book is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t been to a cinema in 30 years , and don’t have a tv , bliss !!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Dunkirk - what a waste!

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ghost busters the new female one so so very bad"

I'll be honest it was so bad it went all the way round and became funny because it was so bad

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By *awdydom20Man
over a year ago

Sutton

"Lost in Space.

Also Amilie and Moulin Rouge "

Rubbish, Amilie is brilliant. Francophobe?

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Godzilla ; king of the monsters

Just don’t

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By *MonsterMan
over a year ago

xxx

"Grey with Liam Neeson in, so disappointing "

Noooo; that film’s Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gallows was so bad as a horror film that when the main guy was killed the cinema cheered as he was so annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grey with Liam Neeson in, so disappointing

Noooo; that film’s Awesome!"

Careful he has a set of skills and he will find you and he will. You know the rest lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tears of the Sun

The Majestic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mega shark vs giant octopus

That was a shit film. You hardly saw the giant shark and octopus.

I watched The Maze Runner 2. If I watch a film called Maze Runner I don't think it's too much to ask to see a fucking maze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The happening"

I really liked The Happening. I know I'm on my own here.

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By *ucy_lush23TV/TS
over a year ago

bootle

Anything starring Sandra Bullock or that bird that has managed to sneak into a few shit rom-coms as lead actress cos the director has mistaken her for Jodie Foster who's "let herself go a bit" .. Whats her name?.. Helen Hunt ?

Those two are the instant shitstamp on any film release, the equivalent of a 5*s or less review by "The Sun"

Eurgh

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By *ucy_lush23TV/TS
over a year ago

bootle

Is that the film about last labour PM Tony's weirdly wide mouthed mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a Kodi box every other film is a bad film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Marvel and Godzilla are the last two

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Wolves... It was basically free running with dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groundhog day apollo 13

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Depp did a film called ‘Dark Shadows’ about a vampire.

Utter garbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midsommar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody said No Country for Old Men...what??? Superb film!!!

Hottub Time Machine....utter shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suicide Squad is fucking gash.

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

Miracle mile

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Was bored to death by the new Star Wars Trilogy - Rogue One and Solo were pretty cool though.

Tom Cruise being the sole survivor at the end of The Last Samurai ruins the whole point of the film's story of sacrifice, my only guess is that the machine guns were at head height, everyone else got shot in the face but the bullets went over the bloody midget's head.

Remake of The Omen sucked too,

Loved the original.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Omg watched that a few weeks back - utter shite

And what the hell was Vinnie Jones thinking !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Fister had his sister

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ??????? "

I have to disagree with all of those!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The latest Aladdin with Will Smith

Didn’t even get passed the first 5 minutes.

Total crock.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I watched the A-Team with Bradley Cooper again on the weekend - that really was a stinker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Carter

Midway

Batman vs superman

Any alien flim outside of the original three

Open Water

Spiderman 3

All Star Wars films other than the original three and possibly Revenge of the sith, which with a little bit of tweaking was the only prequel we needed, off on a tangent

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By *ucy_lush23TV/TS
over a year ago

bootle

"Somebody said No Country for Old Men...what??? Superb film!!!

Hottub Time Machine....utter shite!"

I knoooo wtf?? They obviously went to view expecting A Cohen brothers

Masterpiece with a Lethal Weaponesque finale?? Redneckerry of the highest order, How quaint ;P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eyes wide shut, the joker and once upon a time in Hollywood

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By *lienrockMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Hell comes to frogtown "

I actually watched this a few weeks back on the Pluto tv app.. it is awful but like so many of those b movies you can't help watching them. smokey bites the dust was on recently and that was totally shit. Cheap council versions of actual real movies are all over the Pluto app.. watch the Jack Hunter movies if you're looking for the poormans Indiana Jones.. I've never seen a tom hanks film, I've only seen the first 3 starwars & I hate superheroes except batman movies, Spider-Man cartoons and I did enjoy deadpool. The avengers stuff and anything like that which has huge massive power fights at the end are all really boring and just the same cgi crap churned out every year in my opinion. Give me T2 or rocky 4 any day of the week! Maybe it's just my age

Getting back to the original question there's a list as long as my arm but those twilight films I watched with my daughter were all really guff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Greasy S.tran.gle.r W.T.A.F

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Anything with Ryan gosling in it.

What a useless boring tw@t.

In my expert opinion. Lol"

Go and watch Lars and the Real Girl and wash your mouth out CG!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

La La Land!!

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By *ucy_lush23TV/TS
over a year ago

bootle

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ???????

I have to disagree with all of those! "

OH MY GOD i didnt even see two of those nominations ?! Make me wonder what are their TOP picks?! Probably goes 1) Fast and the Furious IV 2) Police Academy 3) fast and the furious VII 4) fast and the furious tokyo drift 5) anything starring and preferably directed and produced by Stephen Seagal. ..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Movie 43.

This is no opinion, it is fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a film.called American honey

Still to.this day dont know what the hell it was about

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Troll hunter

Killer bees

Triangle

Anything on syfy channel or

Late night the horror channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most movies on Netflix should be avoided. The last 7 I've watched were bloody crap with ridiculous endings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Happening was the worst film I've seen

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ted"

No way , I love that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd

That’s sacrilegious how very dare you Harry Potter is life lol

×2

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Anything with Will Ferrell in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Harry Potter film

Lord of the rings or spin offs

I also thought Uncut Gems was shite until the last 10 minutes

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x"
me to Tarantinos' worst film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90/95% of the stuff on Netflicks is a waste of time.

Worst film recently

Once upon a time in London ....shockingly bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School of Rock is the only movie I've ever turned off without finishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Will Ferrell in

That will be unpopular step brothers is one of my favourite comedy films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ??????? "

The Big Lebowski is my bête boire, totally with you there. The Dude Abides my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x"

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period dramas full stop.. Snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ???????

The Big Lebowski is my bête boire, totally with you there. The Dude Abides my arse."

I agree - The Big Lebowski was such a let down

I also hated the new Blade Runner - total bore fest.

And any Star Wars or Lord of The Rings need to bore off as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ???????

The Big Lebowski is my bête boire, totally with you there. The Dude Abides my arse.

I agree - The Big Lebowski was such a let down

I also hated the new Blade Runner - total bore fest.

And any Star Wars or Lord of The Rings need to bore off as well!"

Oi! Oi! Oi! Mary Poppins. On the money as ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the human centipedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the human centipedes "

I need to get around to watching these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plan 9 from outer space. Officially the worst Hollywood film ever made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shape of water. Very bizarre movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the human centipedes

I need to get around to watching these.

Don't it will make you want to do it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The shape of water. Very bizarre movie."

Far too hyped up.

Im with you on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lego movie

An assault on the senses and sensibilities

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The Lego movie

An assault on the senses and sensibilities "

But...... Everything is awesome.

Sorry. I'll get me coat

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Groundhog day apollo 13"

Agreed. Those two stories should have been kept separate like they originally were. The originals were good, but Bill Murray and Tom Hanks going to the moon and having near disasters over and over just got repetitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Groundhog day apollo 13

I dunno i still remember the best line from that movie "Houston we have a shadow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shape of water. Very bizarre movie.

Far too hyped up.

Im with you on that one. "

I loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dark Knight.... A loada shite

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Pluto nash a good awful Eddie Murphy scifi comedy only watched it as I was stuck in stains for 3 hours weather was shit and needed something to do I was the only person in the cinema so they didn't even bother with trailers I spent most of it on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted

No way , I love that

Yep agreed Ted's not getting on the list

brilliantly funny film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the human centipedes "

Just make sure you are at the front

Horrible films

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

Sex lives of the potato men

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ted

No way , I love that

Yep agreed Ted's not getting on the list

brilliantly funny film

Same here. Absolutely hilarious.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Right here goes

Blair witch project, went to see this on it’s pretty release at the Trafford centre. Absolute crap

Any Spider-Man film with Toby McGuire too wet

Any football violence film, all absolute shite

Titanic 3 hrs of absolute drivel

Saw any of them utter bollox

A lot of the D.C. films but not all, pale imitations of MCU

Most of the films on sci-fi channel potential in a lot just shite execution

I could go on but I’ve board you all enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved "The Midnight Meat Train"!

Thought is was a riot, if you don't take it too seriously.

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It is ridiculous, but entertaining, but then again I am a Clive Barker horror fan.

Anything where Arnold Schwarzenegger attempts to do comedy is really bad. I think he did a xmas comedy called "jingle all the way". That was truly atrocious.

Personally, the worst film I saw is an arthouse science fiction film called "hardware". Really pretentious & frustrating without any redeeming qualities. Detested it.

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By *ucy_lush23TV/TS
over a year ago

bootle

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?"

He's not messed up anything the film is incredible, think the negative press here is coming from people who went in expecting some res. dogs/ kill bill type violence flick which o.u.t in hollywood is sparce on. But i you like your classic movie iconography and vibrant characters with great storyline and amazing cinematography then its up there as one of his best imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?

For some reason he didn’t stick to the base storyline as the ending was wrong. I found it very slow. I loved the era it was set it & the way it was filmed but just seemed to lack something for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 girls one cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a movie called, Mother! I've no idea what happened or what it was about. Very weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?

Took me a week to watch it

Utter rubbish

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Sharks in Venice

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over a year ago

"Remains of the day. Sooo boring "

I loved "remains of the day"

It is slow paced & not the sort of film I'd normally watch. I thought the whole sub plot of the of main guy anthony hopkins worked for being a Nazi collaborator during ww2, very interesting. I also love the soundtrack.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"The Lego movie

An assault on the senses and sensibilities "

Yeh but everything is awesome..

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"The Lego movie

An assault on the senses and sensibilities

Yeh but everything is awesome.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I got to see my kids lots of pants animated films but now I’d give anything to sit through the pain as I would be with them

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Personally, the worst film I saw is an arthouse science fiction film called "hardware". Really pretentious & frustrating without any redeeming qualities. Detested it."

Hardware is a cult film and simply brilliant. Great British sci-fi at its best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?

Took me a week to watch it

Utter rubbish "

Well it’s provoking some strong opinions. Thanks for all of them. I’m definitely going to watch it now just to see if I can spot all the points raised.

Thanks all!

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By *rMrsMorningstarCouple
over a year ago

near bridgend

Mother..

It left more questions than answers..

99% of the film only had one human in it and 3mins with another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Quiet Place...

So really really really looking forward to the new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the resident evil films releasing them was a crime against humanity.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

While I hate to subject people to such a movie, and I do dislike a good number of movies been mentioned here none of them can compete with Movie 43. Go see for yourselves and I guarantee you will view every other "bad movie" in a new light by comparison.

Opinions will certainly be changed.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Grimsby (the Sacha Baron Cohen movie). Truly dreadful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ??????? "

No country for old men I thought that was a brillant film...

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Yentl

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If we’re talking big budget productions (I can somewhat forgive those films with budgetary limitations) then Michael Bay’s flag waving, CGI laden, vapid, crass and utterly intellectually insulting Transformers gets my vote.

So bad in fact that I watched it twice - the second time just to check that my viewing of said film hadn’t been all a very shitty dream.

As it turned out it hadn’t been....it was indeed utterly shit.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I've just started Hobbs and shaw and thought wtf scifi ish pointless movie only for the money?

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"I've just started Hobbs and shaw and thought wtf scifi ish pointless movie only for the money?"

Of course. Just cashing in on F&F. They can't help kicking the arse out of everything and milking it for every last drop.

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"If we’re talking big budget productions (I can somewhat forgive those films with budgetary limitations) then Michael Bay’s flag waving, CGI laden, vapid, crass and utterly intellectually insulting Transformers gets my vote.

So bad in fact that I watched it twice - the second time just to check that my viewing of said film hadn’t been all a very shitty dream.

As it turned out it hadn’t been....it was indeed utterly shit. "

Transformers: The Last Night was pretty shite.

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"Grimsby (the Sacha Baron Cohen movie). Truly dreadful. "

Certainly not one of Mark Stronge's better movies. Never saw at the cinema I got the extended version DVD cheap. Extra elephant OMG!!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"I've just started Hobbs and shaw and thought wtf scifi ish pointless movie only for the money?

Of course. Just cashing in on F&F. They can't help kicking the arse out of everything and milking it for every last drop. "

Are they just throwing any a listers into the movie now too?

Liked the first couple but then just got worse

Now this and the cartoon on netflix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time in Hollywood - seriously disappointed

J x

I was fancying that. What’s he messed up?

^^^ what she said... brilliant film.

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"A Quiet Place...

So really really really looking forward to the new one

I'm thinking about going to the double bill.

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"The Lego movie

An assault on the senses and sensibilities

Yeh but everything is awesome.."

2's no better.

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Human centipede 2

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Human Centipede

Dunkirk

Pearl Harbour

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Have commented on / added to several posts on this thread now.

Just wondering has anyone else seem Bait and/or The Lighthouse?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Harry potter films.

Frozen.

Sweeny todd"

I hope you mean the Disney Frozen and not the one that sits well with "127 days" and "Open Water".

These three films are what I call, the stranded trilogy, even though they are not connected to each other, they still share a common vein.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

The Favourite

Just do not like Olivia, Coleman except in The Crown.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Have commented on / added to several posts on this thread now.

Just wondering has anyone else seem Bait and/or The Lighthouse? "

We put the highly acclaimed Lighthouse on, then promptly turned it straight back off again.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I just watched UFO it’s proper shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have commented on / added to several posts on this thread now.

Just wondering has anyone else seem Bait and/or The Lighthouse? "

I watched the lighthouse it was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SLUTS with nuts.

I thought it was an educational video on mechanical fixings by the South London Undergraduate Technical School. I was badly mistaken

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

The florida project

Went to it as a screen unseen ... my partners fitness watch claimed hed been asleep for the 2 hours it was on ... he wishes it was true

Id scratch my own eyes out rather than watch it again ... it was tedious ..

Ms h

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hateful 8 saw it in Thailand

Could not understand what the hell was going on

Watched it again to try and understand but still no wiser what a sad git I am lol

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By *hatcuriouscat2018Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ??????? "

No country for old men ..... definitely one of my top 5 !!

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By *hatcuriouscat2018Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Donnie Darko

No Country for Old Men

The Big Lebowski ???????

No country for old men I thought that was a brillant film..."

Me too !

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By *hatcuriouscat2018Man
over a year ago

Derby

One of the worst....

That Jodie Foster film with the hovering alien egg....

Was so cr#p , I cant even remember the name.... was it Arrival or something ?

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avatar"

Ditto!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

The nutty professor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Human centipede 2

The 3rd one is even worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AliG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waterworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"inception

No you can't !! You can't !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"inception

No you can't !! You can't !"

I'll inception your mind and change it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"inception

My good sir please do not insult Christopher Nolan on this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inception was weird tried to watch it several times and i love Leonardo de caprio

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