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Toilet paper crisis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you stocked up?

Apparently the cardboard inserts in most recent batches of supermarket paper are from China and are infected with the corona stuff.

If you’ve stocked up and used any in the last week then Quickly return it to the shop and apply a generous finger of deep heat to your sphincters.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through"

Daily fail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through

Daily fail? "

That's what they said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if we stock up would we not be heightening the risk of contracting the virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I have just run out! Im not good at this stocking up on anything lark. Will I have to tear up old bed sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just realised. I'll have to stop thanking the fellas that take away my recycling every fortnight by high fiving them. We'll chest bump instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon be in the shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corona virus. Fucking bull squits. Just flu. Common cold. If you want t worry about soxmething. Worry about the hugh asteroid that could hit earth in April that's going to wipe us all out

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Have you stocked up?

Apparently the cardboard inserts in most recent batches of supermarket paper are from China and are infected with the corona stuff.

If you’ve stocked up and used any in the last week then Quickly return it to the shop and apply a generous finger of deep heat to your sphincters."
this is a new wacky theory. Not read this one yet... I think I'll be okay though as they have proved now that the life span of this infection on surfaces is max of 5 days. And I'm sure it takes longer than that for them to get from China to the toilet rolls and then to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corona virus. Fucking bull squits. Just flu. Common cold. If you want t worry about soxmething. Worry about the hugh asteroid that could hit earth in April that's going to wipe us all out"

At least there will be some wiping in April.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just buy a j cloth and rinse it out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through"

It worked for our elders and the chippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Corona virus. Fucking bull squits. Just flu. Common cold. If you want t worry about soxmething. Worry about the hugh asteroid that could hit earth in April that's going to wipe us all out

At least there will be some wiping in April."

I reckon that Hugh asteroid has stock piled some rolls!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

All the guys I work with squirt water from a bottle. None of them use paper

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through

Daily fail? "

Sometimes also referred to as the daily hate..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Just buy a j cloth and rinse it out "

Or a sponge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS!

The biggest problem with this Corona virus thing is the Media, blowing things up out of all proportion and causing people to panic unnecessarily.

It's as dangerous as the Flu - in fact, it is a Flu.

Those most at risk are the elderly.

Did anyone hear about the first Brit to die from the Coronavirus? Yep, you guessed it, he was in his 80's

Which age group usually gets picked off by flu? Yep, the elderly.

The circulation of internet memes on facebook isn't helping either.

No, it can not be killed with alochol.

I'd even bet that this 'news' about the toilet rolls is also likely to be fake.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Now I have that song going through my head

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh FFS!

The biggest problem with this Corona virus thing is the Media, blowing things up out of all proportion and causing people to panic unnecessarily.

It's as dangerous as the Flu - in fact, it is a Flu.

Those most at risk are the elderly.

Did anyone hear about the first Brit to die from the Coronavirus? Yep, you guessed it, he was in his 80's

Which age group usually gets picked off by flu? Yep, the elderly.

The circulation of internet memes on facebook isn't helping either.

No, it can not be killed with alochol.

I'd even bet that this 'news' about the toilet rolls is also likely to be fake. "

This is not a joke.

As if a reliable citizen like myself would start a thread about fake news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh FFS!

The biggest problem with this Corona virus thing is the Media, blowing things up out of all proportion and causing people to panic unnecessarily.

It's as dangerous as the Flu - in fact, it is a Flu.

Those most at risk are the elderly.

Did anyone hear about the first Brit to die from the Coronavirus? Yep, you guessed it, he was in his 80's

Which age group usually gets picked off by flu? Yep, the elderly.

The circulation of internet memes on facebook isn't helping either.

No, it can not be killed with alochol.

I'd even bet that this 'news' about the toilet rolls is also likely to be fake. "

Bit worrying if you are over 80 then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just realised. I'll have to stop thanking the fellas that take away my recycling every fortnight by high fiving them. We'll chest bump instead."

Noooooo you bump Elbows xx

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through"

At last .... the most appropriate use of the Daily Mail I have come across!!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through

Daily fail?

Sometimes also referred to as the daily hate.. "

Wow. By whom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through

Daily fail?

Sometimes also referred to as the daily hate..

Wow. By whom? "

Anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

OP is your surname anything G to do with the over application of said product to your own nether regions? Just curious lol.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"OP is your surname anything G to do with the over application of said product to your own nether regions? Just curious lol. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There is no evidence COVID-19 would survive on any surface, especially not a dry one like cardboard, for more than a couple of hours. There is zero chance of toilet rolls or any packages from China being a source of infection. It's simply not how the virus behaves. It's droplet transmission, principally person to person, but would last on surfaces (especially wet ones) for several hours.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Just buy a few copies of the sun and daily fail, that’ll see you through

Daily fail?

Sometimes also referred to as the daily hate..

Wow. By whom?

Anyone with a modicum of intelligence."
what does that mean?

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over a year ago

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Way round it, bulk buy immodium.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Thanks for the advice Sam. I shall use the bidet to be safe

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