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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag then dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, that's the toughest question ever posed on this site. I'm actually gonna opt for the food this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

This, or dinner then shag

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?"

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

This, or dinner then shag "

Not on full stomach.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Jeez, that's the toughest question ever posed on this site. I'm actually gonna opt for the food this time

This will have a lot of people on the fence brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point but you’d be fuelled for a session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that it's Wednesday, I'll take the shag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food. You cooking?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Damn good shag as i’m so fucking horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

Then a shag with no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday dinner please,anyone can get a shag,but a Sunday dinner?on a Wednesday?

Definitely the Sunday dinner for me.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Given that it's Wednesday, I'll take the shag please

One shag coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, that's the toughest question ever posed on this site. I'm actually gonna opt for the food this time

This will have a lot of people on the fence brother

It definitely will

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

Then a shag with no doubt "

You’ve never tasted my spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag every time.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shag, but a pint after would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

Then a shag with no doubt

You’ve never tasted my spuds

Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A shag right now. And for the next few days.

I'll take the roast on Sunday evening please - extra crispy potatoes and macaroni cheese as well.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Food. You cooking? "

Yes. Now bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shag right now. And for the next few days.

I'll take the roast on Sunday evening please - extra crispy potatoes and macaroni cheese as well.

You’re demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go with the sex please Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag. Every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday dinner. Right now please.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

Then a shag with no doubt

You’ve never tasted my spuds

Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag

Ok ok. 2 spuds and a courgette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A shag right now. And for the next few days.

I'll take the roast on Sunday evening please - extra crispy potatoes and macaroni cheese as well.

OK, I’ll leave the door on the latch for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food. You cooking?

Yes. Now bend over

That's a funny way of cooking. I'll sit on the sofa with a beer while you slave away in the kitchen

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

Yes they do. Liquid dinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

Then a shag with no doubt

You’ve never tasted my spuds

Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag

Ok ok. 2 spuds and a courgette

Ahh, but whose courgette?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A shag right now. And for the next few days.

I'll take the roast on Sunday evening please - extra crispy potatoes and macaroni cheese as well.

You’re demanding

You have no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you have both at the same time?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag. Every time "

You’ve never tasted my gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

Yes they do. Liquid dinners

Blimey, you start early

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

Then a shag with no doubt

You’ve never tasted my spuds

Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag

Ok ok. 2 spuds and a courgette

Ahh, but whose courgette?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

Yes they do. Liquid dinners

Blimey, you start early

I even have a starter as well

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Food. You cooking?

Yes. Now bend over

That's a funny way of cooking. I'll sit on the sofa with a beer while you slave away in the kitchen

So you’d like my roaster?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Definitely a shag for me. Can't wait for him to be on the mend after his heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag. Every time

You’ve never tasted my gravy

Oh did you mean with you?!

Sunday dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

Yes they do. Liquid dinners

Blimey, you start early

I even have a starter as well

Any room for a dessert? Lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sunday dinner

It’s an age thing

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

A bloody good shag

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Depends who am I shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

Latter first then BED

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Definitely a shag for me. Can't wait for him to be on the mend after his heart attack "

You gave somebody a heart attack after shagging them?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag. Every time

You’ve never tasted my gravy

Oh did you mean with you?!

Sunday dinner

You don’t know what meat I’ll be serving you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

Yes they do. Liquid dinners

Blimey, you start early

I even have a starter as well

Any room for a dessert? Lol"

Yes, a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Oh has to be the dinner please, home cooked of course, meat, one roast potato and lots of veg please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sunday dinner

It’s an age thing"

Is right

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

A bloody good shag"

You must of had a bloody good Sunday dinner then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Depends who am I shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag then dinner

2 for 1 Witherspoons?

Is that your regular pub?

Only at 9 o’clock in the morning

They don't serve dinner at that time though

Yes they do. Liquid dinners

Blimey, you start early

I even have a starter as well

Any room for a dessert? Lol

Yes, a shag

On my way to Spoons now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

Would you like a full roaster?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Shag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

Would you like a full roaster?

I’d quite like a toaster

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By *oss25Man
over a year ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

Who cooked is also key.....because a really good Sunday roast is better than average sex!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Who's cooking the dinner and who's the shag? As that really changes everything

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag please "

Then a Sunday dinner?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

Would you like a full roaster?

I’d quite like a toaster

One slice of toast or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would in any other circumstance say nothing beats a Sunday dinner

...but no, Shag every day of the week (even Sundays), but agree with others; better be a good shag otherwise I'm off for that roast!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Who's cooking the dinner and who's the shag? As that really changes everything"

I’m the cook, ask the forumites about my legendary roaster.

The shag is the last one you had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

Would you like a full roaster?

I’d quite like a toaster

One slice of toast or two?

4 please, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good piece of toast

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

Would you like a full roaster?

I’d quite like a toaster

One slice of toast or two?

4 please, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good piece of toast

Brown toast?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Shag please

Then a Sunday dinner?

Yes please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag please

Then a Sunday dinner?

Yes please

Cumming right up

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

I'm not a traditional Sunday roast lover can take it leave it....

So without a doubt my preference would be shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner

Would you like a full roaster?

I’d quite like a toaster

One slice of toast or two?

4 please, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good piece of toast

Brown toast?

I’m lost for words

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

Godstone

Definitely the shag, I have reserves for food

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A bloody good, sweaty, breathtaking, body aching, shag x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of sunday dinner. Would rather get a take away in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my answer is obvious ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a sunday dinner eater.

So definitely a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a Sunday roast but I take a good shag 1st every time!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

If the Sunday roast was beef and Yorkshire puds then yes I would prefer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?"

Agreed lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Shag then dinner

Same

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The way I see it is if I say Sunday diner then I have to do all the work, if I say shag then I can lie back and let someone else do all the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like Sunday roast so shag

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

A shag. Not a fan of most of the typical Sunday dinner trimmings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sleep please

Roast, shag, sleep.........repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not beyond the bounds of possibility to do both at the same time. So I opt for this.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’d say it was evens stevens so far

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Sunday dinner followed by curling up In front of my roaring fire with someone special

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've already had a bloody good shag already so a lovely roast dinner would be handsome right now!

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Shag

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap."

Your dinners on the table

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Either way you get stuffing.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloody good sunday dinner.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

On the dining table

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

Just a bit??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As am on a diet it will have to be a shag ! If I have the energy x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

On the dining table

That’s as good a place as any

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A shag.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

Just a bit??

Ok ... a lot

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Sunday dinner a shag does nothing for me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

On the dining table

That’s as good a place as any

I'd like it on my lap.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Either way you get stuffing.

I do like a bit of stuffing

Just a bit??

Ok ... a lot

My kinda lady.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sunday dinner a shag does nothing for me

You must be what they call insatiable

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?"

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Probably a decent shag with a decent bloke I find attractive, it has been 3 years after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a nice bit of crackling!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

Fine, wake me in a couple of hours."

You want waking up in a nice way?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Sunday Dinner

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.

You want waking up in a nice way?

Now you're talking!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.

You want waking up in a nice way?

Now you're talking!"

Go back to sleep

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?

Depends who the shag is with surely?

The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards

In which case, definitely shag. My lovely S is certainly more appealing than a few Yorkshire puds

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.

You want waking up in a nice way?

Now you're talking!

Go back to sleep

Zzzzzz

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I cook a roast every Sunday, so a shag would be a much better alternative

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.

Your dinners on the table

Rain check on the shag?

Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach

Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.

You want waking up in a nice way?

Now you're talking!

Go back to sleep

Zzzzzz"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I cook a roast every Sunday, so a shag would be a much better alternative

Ooofffttttt

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