FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Qoutes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I came across this and for some strange reason it reminded me of a few posts Ive seen recently

“He uses statistics as a d*unken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination.”

Anyone else come across a qoute that rings true about forum life ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily about forum life....well could be with some..but this is one of my faves....

The only man who deserves your tears is the one who would never make you cry.

Awwww sweet, fussierpussy has gone all soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Never trust a man,who, when left alone with a tea cosy, does not try it on!"

Can think of a few that applies too.. and not just the men!!!!!

Kate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is.”

“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

-- Pablo Picasso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.

-- Colleen McCullough

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Sex between a man and a woman is a beautiful thing... If you're between the right man and woman."

Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

-- Michael Caine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notts...you are sooooooo googling!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notts...you are sooooooo googling!!! lmao"

Not only googling but cutting and pasting like a proper lazy arsed fella only could....

It was the names eh... dead give away lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeap...but they are still good uns lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now heres one that could have been written for swinging lol

"You always knew precisely where you stood with him because he always let you down" - David Niven on Errol Flynn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It's a pleasure to recieve contact, humiliating to demand it, and normal to ignore it.”

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Gerrr arf moi land!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His subordinates would follow him anywhere, normally out of curiosity

Anecdotal but this was used on an officers annual appraisal and is oft quoted during report writing seminars.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

and

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

oscar wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Behind every great man is a great woman and behind her is another man looking at her arse :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many of us have thought, as opposed to actually saying this when visiting clubs..

I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is what happens in between your plans

Lennon

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

I can resist anything but temptation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't eat yellow snow"

Scott of the Antartic

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"i dont know what i,m doing but you look like you have a plan"

thats my mantra,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does 'dont quote me on that' mean 'dont repeat what I said' or 'dont tell anybody I said it' and if I dont tell anybody you said it or I dont repeat what you said, then whats the point in saying 'dont quote me on that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others"

"If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me"

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies"

Graucho Marx

Hi Suzi - nice to see you back

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By *uttonBiMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield B73 5XP

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom"

William Blake

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By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Dont knock masturbation afterall its sex with someone you love.

Woddy Allen

And another one from him,

I dont want to live forever through my work, i want to live forever by not dying.

and lastly one that applies to me lol

He is a modest man with much to be modest about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i heard this i imediatly thought about the single guys who complain in the forums about not getting replies etc.

"He who starts out a moaner

Ends up a loner"

Donna in casualty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once thought i was wrong but then realised i was mistaken

quote from him.."i've never been to bed with an ugly women....but woke up with a few"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst browsing through the profiles to find something amusing (or as some call it on here - pig hunting) we often recall the famous quote from a Vulcan

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have a foul tongue, but I can do amazing things with it"

Fussierpussy 2009

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

life is like a shit sandwich ...the more bread you got ...the less shit you eat .......

Money doesnt bring happiness ...but you can have a great time being miserable

god know who or when

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Rack off Bouncer!

Someone from Neighbours circa 1994

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Astor - Sir, if you was my husband i'd poison you drink

Winston Churchill - Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Astor - Sir. you are d*unk!

Winston Churchill - yes, and you Madam are ugly, but in the moring i shall be sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex without love is an empty emotion....

but as empty emotions go, it's one of the best ! ! -Woody Alln

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die

From ...I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over

Cast a stone into the lake and the ripples will return to you.

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By *enchWoman
over a year ago

wirral

""Don't eat yellow snow"

Scott of the Antartic"

I thought it was Frank Zappa *thinks*

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Koto ni oite kokaisezu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Koto ni oite kokaisezu"

Ah, the precepts of the Samurai - Live without regrets. Good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy George

"I prefer a hot cup of tea .......

but it doesn't half make your willy sore!"

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