FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday Forum Roll Call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning all...

Please report to the parade ground if you're present and correct..

Forum roll call will finish at 1 pm so don't be late!...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Reporting in

Fi x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Present and correct sah

I'm standing to attention ... not that bit you mucky minded lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All present and correct here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly wonky, but here.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm here Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting in

Fi x"

Morning Fi...Thanks for reporting in...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo and D present

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct sah

I'm standing to attention ... not that bit you mucky minded lot

Morning Red Monkey...I wont ask you to stand at the back this time...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All present and correct here"

Morning Giant....Hope you have a good day...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’ll keep popping in and out, cuz I’m busy

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Present .. not correct.

I've pulled a muscle in my calf whilst running. Work cancelled. Perving here instead.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Slightly wonky, but here. "

Hopefully you'll straighten up as the day goes on...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here Ash"

Morning Compersion....Thanks for reporting in for duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and out, but I am available!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Should be working buuuuuuuuut here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Eh?"

Thats no way to address Major Ash!...give me 10 press ups private!....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jo and D present

D."

Morning Jo and D...Are you both correct?...

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

In Like Flynn Major Ash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’ll keep popping in and out, cuz I’m busy "

Morning.....Hope you have a happy hump day...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present .. not correct.

I've pulled a muscle in my calf whilst running. Work cancelled. Perving here instead.

Morning Freya...I will excuse you from marching around the parade ground today and hope you feel better soon.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Here in body not sure about mind

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

All present and correct x Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for half hour

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In and out, but I am available!"

Morning testarosa...It has been noted!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm present but I'm not sure if correct!! X

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Should be working buuuuuuuuut here

Good morning..we wont tell anybody...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In Like Flynn Major Ash!!

Morning Fairytale..Thanks for reporting in...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Present and correct sah

I'm standing to attention ... not that bit you mucky minded lot

Morning Red Monkey...I wont ask you to stand at the back this time...

Front and centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning x"

Morning...Thanks for reporting in...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here in body not sure about mind

Morning jj...I hope your mind will be here soon also...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jo and D present

Morning Jo and D...Are you both correct?...

Well.... that’s debatable

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All present and correct x Good morning all x"

Good morning Sparkle....Thanks for reporting in and looking good on the parade ground today...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm in for half hour

Morning Shortish....we could do a lot in 30 minutes...

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Good morning all new bulge pic for the ladies I'm at work but feel free to send lovely messages and pics to my in box

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm present but I'm not sure if correct!! X "

Morning Chloe....I hope you will soon be also correct....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning all

Good morning CT.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning all new bulge pic for the ladies I'm at work but feel free to send lovely messages and pics to my in box

Morning Mr K....I hope the ladies enjoy your new pic.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Jo and D present

Morning Jo and D...Are you both correct?...

Well.... that’s debatable

D."

Shall we all discuss it?

Then it can be a mass debate

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jo and D present

Morning Jo and D...Are you both correct?...

Well.... that’s debatable

Shall we all discuss it?

Then it can be a mass debate

we love a good mass debate on the forum roll call thread...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jo and D present

Morning Jo and D...Are you both correct?...

Well.... that’s debatable

Shall we all discuss it?

Then it can be a mass debate

yeh why not

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Morning Ash! Present in body, need more caffeine before my mind catches up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning luscious ladies and gorgeous gents

Hope you are all having a lovely day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning ash, I’m here I think x

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Morning, reporting for duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning xx

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm here

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Present and correct ... well present anyhow

Ms H

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash! Present in body, need more caffeine before my mind catches up. "

Good morning Curvy...I hope you manage to drink a few cups of coffee...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning luscious ladies and gorgeous gents

Hope you are all having a lovely day xx "

Good morning...I hope you're having a lovely day...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning ash, I’m here I think x

Morning Angie...thanks for reporting in for duty...x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning, reporting for duty

Good morning....looking good on the parade ground

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning xx"

Good morning s and s...hope you have a lovely day...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here

Good morning Blue eyes...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct ... well present anyhow

Ms H "

Good morning Mrs H....thanks for reporting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here in body but not in mind x

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We’re here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adsum

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here in body but not in mind x"

Morning golden wonder....thanks for reporting in for duty

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We’re here! "

Have a lovely day..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Private Sensual reporting for duty sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon all. Hope everybody’s having a marvellous day.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Checking in!

I made it for one of these finally.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I think that I'm here. I was last time i looked anyway.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Checking in , sorry I'm late ,beed bizzy,

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Private Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good afternoon private sensual...anything to report?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good afternoon all. Hope everybody’s having a marvellous day. "

Afternoon geekypants....I hope you're having a marvellous day...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Should be working buuuuuuuuut here

Good morning..we wont tell anybody...

Hehe thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for late arrival

Awaiting orders

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Checking in!

I made it for one of these finally."

Afternoon private Meli....I might have to promote you next time if you keep it up...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think that I'm here. I was last time i looked anyway."

Afternoon Polly....I can see you present and correct

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Checking in , sorry I'm late ,beed bizzy,

Afternoon randy tom....you have made it easily before the 1 pm deadline...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm in

Afternoon Hippy chick...Thanks for reporting in for duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Afternoon Hippy chick...Thanks for reporting in for duty

I actually made it today

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Apologies for late arrival

Awaiting orders

Afternoon j105......you managed to arrive on the parade ground before the 1 pm deadline...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm present, but definitely all wrong.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Private Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good afternoon private sensual...anything to report?..."

There’s been a few reports of enemy troops mooning at us on the Northern front but after strategically placing some cacti’s there, all said activity has now promptly ceased....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm in

Afternoon Hippy chick...Thanks for reporting in for duty

I actually made it today

You wont have to march around the parade ground today

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Only 20 mins to go until the end of roll call....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm present, but definitely all wrong."

At least you're present....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Private Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good afternoon private sensual...anything to report?...

There’s been a few reports of enemy troops mooning at us on the Northern front but after strategically placing some cacti’s there, all said activity has now promptly ceased....

That was good thinking about the cacti so am promoting you to Corpral sensual...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Private Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good afternoon private sensual...anything to report?...

There’s been a few reports of enemy troops mooning at us on the Northern front but after strategically placing some cacti’s there, all said activity has now promptly ceased....

That was good thinking about the cacti so am promoting you to Corpral sensual...

Yayyy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ten minutes early

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m ten minutes early "

Just in time marvel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Yuri....!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm late, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm late, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) am always late for this, so sorry x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm late, sorry

Good afternoon Lorraine...As you're in Florida a few hours behind us you have still made the deadline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opps I'm late!

But I'm sure an exception can be made for me.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I (her) am always late for this, so sorry x"

Sorry that you missed the deadline.....

Can you march 10 times around the parade ground then finish with 20 squat thrusts.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Opps I'm late!

But I'm sure an exception can be made for me.

I will always make an exception for you private Lorna...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opps I'm late!

But I'm sure an exception can be made for me.

I will always make an exception for you private Lorna...

I knew you would

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Better late than never...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Better late than never...

Afternoon Spider woman.....you just missed the deadline for roll call so can you give me 10 laps around the parade ground and 10 sit ups please..

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