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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So entertain me with your funny stories, jokes, pics etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried posting a selfie as a joke. Didnt work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tried posting a selfie as a joke. Didnt work "

Love your profile pic. Made me laugh.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

True story , walked into a double glass fronted petrol stations doors , was looking back to see what number pump I was , turned around and bang !!!! Head smacked the doors and an almighty

Noise !!!! Bloody doors never opened !! Like a comedy moment , rubbed my head looked around and covered my face ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried posting a selfie as a joke. Didnt work

Love your profile pic. Made me laugh."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True story , walked into a double glass fronted petrol stations doors , was looking back to see what number pump I was , turned around and bang !!!! Head smacked the doors and an almighty

Noise !!!! Bloody doors never opened !! Like a comedy moment , rubbed my head looked around and covered my face ,,,, "

Oh I'd have been mortified.

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Slipped a girl the finger and a grain of rice was on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slipped a girl the finger and a grain of rice was on the end of it"

Seriously ?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"True story , walked into a double glass fronted petrol stations doors , was looking back to see what number pump I was , turned around and bang !!!! Head smacked the doors and an almighty

Noise !!!! Bloody doors never opened !! Like a comedy moment , rubbed my head looked around and covered my face ,,,,

Oh I'd have been mortified."

Was so embarrassed xxx

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Slipped a girl the finger and a grain of rice was on the end of it

Seriously ? "
very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had a text from the DVLA saying I've over paid them by £85. Should i claim it or let it go into their budget?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had a text from the DVLA saying I've over paid them by £85. Should i claim it or let it go into their budget? "

surely this is a joke and not a story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had a text from the DVLA saying I've over paid them by £85. Should i claim it or let it go into their budget?

surely this is a joke and not a story"

First sentence is very much the truth. Second part is more of a rhetorical question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had a text from the DVLA saying I've over paid them by £85. Should i claim it or let it go into their budget?

surely this is a joke and not a story

First sentence is very much the truth. Second part is more of a rhetorical question "

Lol then i shall remain quite beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had a text from the DVLA saying I've over paid them by £85. Should i claim it or let it go into their budget?

surely this is a joke and not a story

First sentence is very much the truth. Second part is more of a rhetorical question

Lol then i shall remain quite beautiful x"

Youve just emboldened me to click the link in the message. Its not a scam. Cant be. The DVLA dont scam people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slipped a girl the finger and a grain of rice was on the end of it

Seriously ? very true"

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over a year ago

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

When I was younger I had a house party whilst the folks were away.

One of the girls threw up a whole mushroom into one of my mums shoes. It was quite a large mushroom, and she had no explanation for how it got inside her in the first place. Who swallows whole large mushrooms at house parties?

.... wait, don’t answer that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was younger I had a house party whilst the folks were away.

One of the girls threw up a whole mushroom into one of my mums shoes. It was quite a large mushroom, and she had no explanation for how it got inside her in the first place. Who swallows whole large mushrooms at house parties?

.... wait, don’t answer that "

Assuming this is a joke

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over a year ago

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