FabSwingers.com forum: There's a new virus in town!!

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Several actually.

The 'Hoffmeister' virus. Symptoms include following bears and saying 'ayyyyyyyy' a lot.

The 'Becks' virus. Symptoms include a high pitched whiny voice and giving your kids stupid names.

And the 'Orangeboom' virus. Symptoms include turning the same colour as Trump and exploding.

Any others we should worry about?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Johnson virus !!!!

Do I need to elaborate ???

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I want to say one, I really do as it is hilarious but it will get me in to trouble so I'm keeping quiet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'Stella' virus. Symptoms include wearing white vests and domestic violence

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

The timer waster virus !!!

People agree meets , then your turn up or contact them !!! And they are either blocked , or hidden their profiles !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've missed the club virus, the wanking zombies that come after you

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

The Tory infection

Symptoms

Being an utter cunt

Being or defending racists,sexists pedos (if they are rich) and all other kind of bigoted treats

Those who do not get treated will develop B.N.P ,UKIP EDF if this happen the only cure is two shotgun shells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Tory infection

Symptoms

Being an utter cunt

Being or defending racists,sexists pedos (if they are rich) and all other kind of bigoted treats

Those who do not get treated will develop B.N.P ,UKIP EDF if this happen the only cure is two shotgun shells"

Is that similar to the antisemitic Labour virus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Vodka Virus has been knocking people off their feet for years. Apparently it starts the night before with some temporary delirium, then at some point through the night you black out and fall over and the next day you suffer from sore head, vomiting and memory loss. Usually only lasts a day or 2 though

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