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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)"

*dare ... not date x

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" but no DIY questions"

Ah ok, was wondering whether to feather edge plaster board or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" but no DIY questions

Ah ok, was wondering whether to feather edge plaster board or not?"

Generally yes. Quickest way to get a decent finish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" but no DIY questions

Ah ok, was wondering whether to feather edge plaster board or not?

Generally yes. Quickest way to get a decent finish."

Marabou can be inactive but duck down or any other soft feathers will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be or not to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be or not to be?"

Ah, now that is the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should I eat for lunch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What should I eat for lunch?"

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should I eat for lunch?

Me?"

I should be so lucky

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How the hell do you attach false eyelashes????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What should I eat for lunch?

Me?

I should be so lucky "

Failing that, something light and healthy (very much like me )

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (I have a bridge to cross)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

And what are tonight's winning euromillions numbers?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the hell do you attach false eyelashes????"

It's a actually very easy.

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So long as you dont mind sticking your eyelids together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (I have a bridge to cross) "

African or European?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

And what are tonight's winning euromillions numbers?

A"

They are likely to fall between 1 and 50

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar? "

Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie!

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?"

They're worried about the corona virus.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?"

Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?

Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise."

Thanks, I've been losing sleep over this for ages, glad there is a simple answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that I have my lunch sorted,

How do I die? Also when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now that I have my lunch sorted,

How do I die? Also when?"

It will be due to cessation of blood flow to the brain. Some time between now and March 5th 2120

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get rid ov this lunchtime horn

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"How do I get rid ov this lunchtime horn "

Buy a meat deli sub from tescos and go to town on it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I get rid ov this lunchtime horn "

Get Old Doris from accounts to show you her growler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh good old doris thanks x

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Now that I have my lunch sorted,

How do I die? Also when?"

You live in London so wouldn't take long with all the knife crime from petty fools so id say may on a satuday lol

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?

Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise."

There are precedents, I quote Gary Seven , Star Trek TOS 1966.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now that I have my lunch sorted,

How do I die? Also when?

You live in London so wouldn't take long with all the knife crime from petty fools so id say may on a satuday lol "

Not in Harrow dahling.

Really, the very idea!

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?"

A mix of digital camouflage and also the "V chip" which if you see your future self and turn around or blink you forget them its basic timey whimey law thought everyone knew that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time?

If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?

Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise.

There are precedents, I quote Gary Seven , Star Trek TOS 1966. "

Sssshhhh.... I am sensing a small tear in the fabric of reality just from you mentioning it!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

What is the meaning of life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the meaning of life?"

42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly..."

No. The goblins take them when you are not looking.

They also empty the small change from your pockets overnight and shove it all down the back of the sofa.

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By *pril86Woman
over a year ago

chester

How do you find a “regular” and “local” fwb on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short "

All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"What is the meaning of life?"

It's predestined that time lords can divulge that information no matter what you tempt me with......ok ok ill tell you in the universal time law life and the meaning of it has no bounds your given a book and fill it with good memories if you lost your book I've your book on file lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you find a “regular” and “local” fwb on here? "

They all meet at the end of the rainbow every Thursday lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short

All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable "

At least you knew I meant pubes not pines

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly..."

No that's your neighbour ben he likes you but is shy so steals one for a wank sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly...

No. The goblins take them when you are not looking.

They also empty the small change from your pockets overnight and shove it all down the back of the sofa."

How do I catch me a goblin then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the meaning of life?

42"

Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short

All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable

At least you knew I meant pubes not pines "

Oh I thought you were referring to woodland management!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly...

No. The goblins take them when you are not looking.

They also empty the small change from your pockets overnight and shove it all down the back of the sofa.

How do I catch me a goblin then?"

Set a trap. Bait it with a nice sock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist "

That's easy, be female

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the meaning of life?

42

Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there"

Auntie Jennie has all the answers

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short

All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable

At least you knew I meant pubes not pines

Oh I thought you were referring to woodland management!"

Do hope he has a permit to use the blunt butter knife to deforrest himself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

That's easy, be female "

That's something this hairy nan beast just cant and wont do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist "

Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"What is the meaning of life?

42

Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there

Auntie Jennie has all the answers "

But what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the meaning of life?

42

Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there

Auntie Jennie has all the answers

But what was the question?"

Dunno. But I got the answer.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some "

Hold on, do people actually do that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some "

You dont sound so confident on that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that god is Infinite

And that the universe is also infinite

Would you like some toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some

Hold on, do people actually do that?? "

As hard as it is to believe yes.

.

Now if you vote for all mine I promise to let you sit on my face. (Terms and conditions apply)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some

Hold on, do people actually do that?? "

Have you not seen the pictures saying fab this picture to fuck me winner will be picked at random to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Given that god is Infinite

And that the universe is also infinite

Would you like some toast"

Yes please.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"What is the meaning of life?

42

Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there

Auntie Jennie has all the answers

But what was the question?

Dunno. But I got the answer."

Bizarrely, the question came out as what is 6 x 9?

Which we know doesn't equal 42 ... although it does in base 13

Also interestingly ... Adam's used to be a computer programmer, and 42 is the ascii code for "*" ... which in computer speak means anything you want it to be (the wildcard)

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite forumite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?"

It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

We all know a day is the time it takes the earth to spin once, and that day includes periods of light and sunshine (honest ... it doesn't always rain)

The bible states that on the 4th day God created the sun ... if that didn't happen until the 4th day, how the fuck did 4 days pass??

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Given that god is Infinite

And that the universe is also infinite

Would you like some toast"

Boys form the dwarfffff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all know a day is the time it takes the earth to spin once, and that day includes periods of light and sunshine (honest ... it doesn't always rain)

The bible states that on the 4th day God created the sun ... if that didn't happen until the 4th day, how the fuck did 4 days pass?? "

Ah due to a miss translation from the original gospels. 'Day' was used instead of 'period of time'.

I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Favourite forumite?"

Me.

Obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Favourite forumite?

Me.

Obviously!"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that god is Infinite

And that the universe is also infinite

Would you like some toast

Boys form the dwarfffff "

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its it still gay if you dont push back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its it still gay if you dont push back?"

Yes.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?

It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force."

Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time.

But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself...

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Will it hurt..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?

It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force.

Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time.

But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself..."

Oh that's easy. The universe sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it hurt..? "

A little.

But in a good way.

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Given that god is Infinite

And that the universe is also infinite

Would you like some toast

Boys form the dwarfffff

Hell yeah "

Bagsie lister lol you can be Arnold Judas Rimmer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich "

Ketchup.Always.

Brown for sausages

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Red or gold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok jam or cream first on a scone ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red or gold?"

Black

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Red or gold?

Black"

Wrong

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich

Ketchup.Always.

Brown for sausages"

Pun intended? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that god is Infinite

And that the universe is also infinite

Would you like some toast

Boys form the dwarfffff

Hell yeah

Bagsie lister lol you can be

Arnold Judas Rimmer lol"

I'm that smooth I have to be the cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red or gold?

Black

Wrong"

Nope x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich

Ketchup.Always.

Brown for sausages

Pun intended? Lol "

Never joke about sandwiches!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist

Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some

Hold on, do people actually do that??

Have you not seen the pictures saying fab this picture to fuck me winner will be picked at random to fuck"

No. I’m personally stunned.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Red or gold?

Black

Wrong

Nope x"

Red or gold?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?

It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force.

Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time.

But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself...

Oh that's easy. The universe sucks "

Aha, of course - which leads to my next question...

Does Melania still do shithouse blow jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red or gold?

Black

Wrong

Nope x

Red or gold?"

Gold?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Red or gold?

Black

Wrong

Nope x

Red or gold?

Gold?"

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?

It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force.

Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time.

But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself...

Oh that's easy. The universe sucks

Aha, of course - which leads to my next question...

Does Melania still do shithouse blow jobs?"

Do bears shit in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar?

Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie!"

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone"

Black treacle on clotted cream

With butter.

Try it x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar?

Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie!

That's hilarious "

Hilarious but oh so true, it's the same for me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar?

Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie!

That's hilarious

Hilarious but oh so true, it's the same for me too "

Sophie knows where it's at x

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over a year ago


"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone

Black treacle on clotted cream

With butter.

Try it x"

Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. "

Holy smoke you're a genius - genuine genuflections!.. there's an absolutely stonking forum game hiding in that idea..!!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How's ya tool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (I have a bridge to cross)

African or European?"

uh? what? I don't know that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's ya tool?"

I've had no complaints so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer."

Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method.

Holy smoke you're a genius - genuine genuflections!.. there's an absolutely stonking forum game hiding in that idea..!! "

Shall I copyright it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone

Black treacle on clotted cream

With butter.

Try it x

Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right"

In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone

Black treacle on clotted cream

With butter.

Try it x

Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right

In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x"

the cornish way is the only way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone

Black treacle on clotted cream

With butter.

Try it x

Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right

In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x the cornish way is the only way lol"

Yarp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone

Black treacle on clotted cream

With butter.

Try it x

Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right

In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x the cornish way is the only way lol

Yarp!"

That's Salford and that's the trolley boy

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Ikea Meatballs and gravy...

Ketchup or no ketchup...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ikea Meatballs and gravy...

Ketchup or no ketchup..."

Traditionally no.

There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable.

.

They are just deranged though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ikea Meatballs and gravy...

Ketchup or no ketchup...

Traditionally no.

There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable.

.

They are just deranged though."

The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My mate bought me a pint the other night.

Is he a communist? Should I grass on him to President McCarthy? What year is this by the way?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Ikea Meatballs and gravy...

Ketchup or no ketchup...

Traditionally no.

There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable.

.

They are just deranged though.

The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos."

It's almost like you slapped both my cheeks with your kind words...

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)

*dare ... not date x"

Do you not know how to spell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mate bought me a pint the other night.

Is he a communist? Should I grass on him to President McCarthy? What year is this by the way? "

He is undoubtedly either a communist or a homosexual. Call the police immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)

*dare ... not date x

Do you not know how to spell "

No I dnot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ikea Meatballs and gravy...

Ketchup or no ketchup...

Traditionally no.

There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable.

.

They are just deranged though.

The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos.

It's almost like you slapped both my cheeks with your kind words..."

Tough love x

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Ikea Meatballs and gravy...

Ketchup or no ketchup...

Traditionally no.

There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable.

.

They are just deranged though.

The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos.

It's almost like you slapped both my cheeks with your kind words...

Tough love x"

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)

*dare ... not date x

Do you not know how to spell

No I dnot"

Me either bloody auto correct / predictive text seems to always change my words hence all the deleted posts in threads lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)

*dare ... not date x

Do you not know how to spell

No I dnot

Me either bloody auto correct / predictive text seems to always change my words hence all the deleted posts in threads lol xxx "

Same xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Who do I listen to, the devil or the angel on my shoulder?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Who do I listen to, the devil or the angel on my shoulder?"

Which choice sounds more fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who do I listen to, the devil or the angel on my shoulder?"

Who ever seems to make most sense at the time!

.

.

#Do it you know you want to

# No just stop and think of the consequences

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer.

Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers"

It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer.

Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers

It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin. "

Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?"

We had this one.

African or European?

Coconut or no?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer.

Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers

It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin.

Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic.

"

As you've quite rightly deduced 1 would provide a false positive negative answer. I used 42.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Are you procrastinating or just bored?

If the former, What is it you are avoiding doing? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you procrastinating or just bored?

If the former, What is it you are avoiding doing? X "

Hmmm good question.

I might possibly be avoiding a blood test at the local drop in clinic. (Not that clinic!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand? "

In my dreams you need both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand?

In my dreams you need both "

In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand?

In my dreams you need both

In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me "

Taxi to Harrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite place to buy your underwear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake? "

With butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the world be a better place if kitkats had 5 fingers instead of 4...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Favourite place to buy your underwear? "

Jumble sale.

If you choose carefully some hardly look pre worn at all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would the world be a better place if kitkats had 5 fingers instead of 4...? "

Yes.

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand?

In my dreams you need both

In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me "

At the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand?

In my dreams you need both

In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me

At the ceiling?"

Anywhere you like Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?"

A bib.

Terribly messy eater!

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Favourite place to buy your underwear? "

Sphock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?

A bib.

Terribly messy eater!"

well bang goes that idea for a date then

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

This is fun and made me giggle.

Why is it so?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?

A bib.

Terribly messy eater!

well bang goes that idea for a date then "

A greasy spoon cafe ... I am more that kinda gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)"

what causes high uric acid levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What came first, the chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is fun and made me giggle.

Why is it so?"

Because you are just a little bit special.

Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels "

Too much Uric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?

A bib.

Terribly messy eater!

well bang goes that idea for a date then

A greasy spoon cafe ... I am more that kinda gal"

Fraid I'm terribly powsh

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

Tell me how to get into other people's dream please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first, the chicken or the egg "

If we assume that evolution is a given then the answer is the egg. Evolution is a constant and gradual process thus the bird that laid the egg was very very nearly evolved into a chicken but not quite. The embryo in the egg will have evolved fractionally and so is now a fully evolved chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me how to get into other people's dream please "

Easy. Just hide a small speaker under the pillow of your chosen target. Make sure the speaker is whispering your name constantly throughout the night. Your target cannot fail to have dreamt of you overnight. Failing that tattoo your name on their forehead so every time they look in the mirror they are reminded of you. You will have to tattoo your name backwards or else they won't be able to read it in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?

A bib.

Terribly messy eater!

well bang goes that idea for a date then

A greasy spoon cafe ... I am more that kinda gal

Fraid I'm terribly powsh "

You live in one of the most beautiful places in the world. You don't need to go anywhere else x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it selfish to always come first ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it selfish to always come first ?"

From what I hear you never get the choice

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels "

Diet and dehydration

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels

Diet and dehydration "

Yes that too. Obviously

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels

Diet and dehydration

Yes that too. Obviously "

Sorry, Didnt mean to jump in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on date ya!

(Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels

Diet and dehydration

Yes that too. Obviously

Sorry, Didnt mean to jump in! "

No apologies necessary. This is an inclusive and welcoming thread. All contributions are equally valid. I still think it's to do with too much urics though

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer.

Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers

It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin.

Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic.

"

You are both so hot to me right now

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Okay Jennie (lovely name btw - was the title of a wonderful book by Paul Gallico I read as a kid) - here's a proper tricky one for you...

How do I stop being invisible to beautiful women?

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

How about chaos theories and time disort theories were instead of one scenario being played out multitude of them play one after the other sort of pick one of them to play out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think to Star Trek Picard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay Jennie (lovely name btw - was the title of a wonderful book by Paul Gallico I read as a kid) - here's a proper tricky one for you...

How do I stop being invisible to beautiful women?"

Dip yourself in chocolate and talk about your feelings a lot they love that stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer.

Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers

It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin.

Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic.

You are both so hot to me right now "

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