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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "Is there coffee? | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "Any cake left?  | |||
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"What if they're givers only?" Depends what they are giving. | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "Will you waggle your willy? | |||
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"What if they're givers only? Depends what they are giving." Coronavirus. | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Is there coffee?"Tut! As if you need to ask. | |||
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"What if they're givers only? Depends what they are giving. Coronavirus."  | |||
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"I would, but I cant leave my lot to run feral!" Yeah that could be a problem. | |||
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"You're prepared to put the TV remote second, now that's desperate! "Don't care  | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Any cake left?"I can always bake another | |||
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"what's on the telly though, before you move that remote?..." Dust, he sacked the maid | |||
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"You're prepared to put the TV remote second, now that's desperate!
Don't care "Wow! Pussy bait! | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Will you waggle your willy?"It may boing. | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed" I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed" Window I always have the door side. | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Is there coffee?
Tut! As if you need to ask."I am in my way | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Will you waggle your willy?
It may boing." | |||
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"Starfish!" It's not something I do. | |||
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"what's on the telly though, before you move that remote?... Dust, he sacked the maid" Shush. | |||
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"You're prepared to put the TV remote second, now that's desperate!
Don't care
Wow! Pussy bait! " | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path "You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "Haha That’s what occupies the other side of my bed too | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands "Wait Thing is going to be there too!!! I didnt realise we'd be sharing with a celebrity. Count me in!!! | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Haha That’s what occupies the other side of my bed too "What? PP's remote?? | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "Room in the middle of our bed...  | |||
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"I would, but I cant leave my lot to run feral!" this for me too. And it also involves moving x | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Haha That’s what occupies the other side of my bed too
What? PP's remote?? " | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Room in the middle of our bed... "Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the middle | |||
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"I would, but I cant leave my lot to run feral! this for me too. And it also involves moving x " Damn | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "What's on the telly? | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Room in the middle of our bed...
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the middle "That can be arranged | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands
Wait Thing is going to be there too!!! I didnt realise we'd be sharing with a celebrity. Count me in!!!"I bet Thing would be great with his fingers let's all play. | |||
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"Shove over then "It's already and waiting. | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands "I wouldn't worry about your hands wandering x | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly? "Die hard | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Room in the middle of our bed...
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the middle
That can be arranged " | |||
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands
Wait Thing is going to be there too!!! I didnt realise we'd be sharing with a celebrity. Count me in!!!
I bet Thing would be great with his fingers let's all play."That all depends on what he grabs | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard "Shift over, then | |||
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"I think a certain someone from Essex is on his way wearing a gas mask and an inflatable crocodile under his arm " Easy to spot then | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then "Well we'll need popcorn | |||
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"Shove over then
It's already and waiting."I'm glad you kept it warm | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then
Well we'll need popcorn "Sweet, salted, sweet and salted, or toffee! Choose carefully | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "You either have the giant sized remote popular with certain fab users, or it likes to starfish, or a miniature bed....  | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then
Well we'll need popcorn
Sweet, salted, sweet and salted, or toffee! Choose carefully "I feel a double jeopardy here | |||
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too "What no remote | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
You either have the giant sized remote popular with certain fab users, or it likes to starfish, or a miniature bed.... "Giant size i thought it was smaller size to make you look bigger then you are lol | |||
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too
What no remote "No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
You either have the giant sized remote popular with certain fab users, or it likes to starfish, or a miniature bed.... "Double bed, standard remote and I'm only small | |||
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too
What no remote
No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty"That's not good. | |||
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too
What no remote
No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty
That's not good."My cat has joined me so now stroking my ginger pussy cat | |||
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too
What no remote
No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty
That's not good.
My cat has joined me so now stroking my ginger pussy cat "That's teasing the imagination | |||
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too
What no remote
No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty
That's not good.
My cat has joined me so now stroking my ginger pussy cat
That's teasing the imagination "Would you like to stroke it too?  | |||
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying. The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then
Well we'll need popcorn
Sweet, salted, sweet and salted, or toffee! Choose carefully
I feel a double jeopardy here "Honestly? There's no wrong answer. It's popcorn | |||
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