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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fiddlesticks.

We met Fiddlesticks last night. Wow what a handsome, witty, fit guy he would love to be, every girl’s fantasy shame it’s not the reality. He turned up with a bunch of flowers and a box of Turkish delight, and instantly felt at home, although we were quite put out when he changed the tv channel and ate the last of the biscuits. He left his underpants hanging from the bedroom light, which was weird as we didn’t go in that bedroom. Anyway he’s alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont miss me I'm what fabs all about i love neopolitan sex and i always turn up late, i do what it says on the skin, please fab all my pics even if tineye says they belong to a porn star

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I met Sensuallover yesterday.

I knew he was a keeper when he belched and then farted within five seconds of meeting him.

Treat him with respect

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What a great meet! I will be star struck for eons

Treat him with respect ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm that Geekypants is geeky, wears pants (except when he doesn’t) and generally resembles a human being with vaguely man-shaped bits.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

When I turned up and compersion met me at the door in full lingerie and heels the last thing I expected was for her to pass me her dog and the lead and say an hour is plenty enough walking time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spent the night with the lovely Miss Wilkes. She’s even better looking in the flesh and instantly makes you feel at ease. Sex was amazing and she looked after me so well. I think I’m love, I want her all to myself

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Mac made me tower over her so that she looks like her pictures. I soon realised that when she said she loves oral she means that she doesn't stop talking even when she is the giver. Absolute nightmare.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This guy truly lived up to expectation, he really is a grumpy cunt

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Promised me cake, but had eaten it all by the time I arrived.

Would not recommend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MarvelDC wow what an amazing two minutes dick like a jack hammer left me wanting more well worth messaging se you again soon I hope

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Meet nicetouch last night I just have now words to describe what he did to me wow just wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this guy last night, well I've had worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met TwilightDancerXx yesterday afternoon, she doesn’t actually meet at Twilight and was a bit put out that the dancing isn’t a euphemism, she actually took me to a line dancing class! Her partner Inked doesn’t have one tattoo, and all they did was want to discuss books, when I wanted to get down and dirty.

She let me down further by not wearing her sexy heels, but a pair of flip flops! xx

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Met newbie last night for some mind blowing sex. Was a bit weird when she made us get on our knees afterwards to "apologise to god" and then she sprayed holywater on us both while we said 20 hail mary's each. The holy water tasted like smirnoff so all in all not too bad an evening. Same time next Sunday hopefully

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Met with _otrock last night and as her profile says she is definitely trouble.

I had TROUBLE finding her flat.

I had TROUBLE getting her to answer the door.

I had TROUBLE getting her to let me in.

I had TROUBLE getting her to make me a coffee.

I had TROUBLE getting her to let me see her bedroom.

I had TROUBLE getting her to get naked.

I had Trouble getting hard on.

I had TROUBLE getting her to suck my cock.

I HAD TROUBLE getting my cock in her pussy.

I had TROUBLE cuming.

I had TROUBLE getting dressed.

I even had TROUBLE leaving, she wouldn't let me leave...

All in all was definitely TROUBLE...

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Met The Little Fuck Machine last night and despite the initial disappointment that he wasn’t a Biomechanical Sex Apparatus his immaculate manners, courtesy and eccentric Norn Irish charm and sense of humour quickly made me feel at ease.

We had briefly joked about how he had a “Gift from God” regarding his Cunnilingus skills so being very intrigued and perhaps taking it with a pinch of salt I was overwhelmed when it was no exaggeration!

The pinnacle of selfless, non-lazy lovers and an absolute torture when it came to teasing and foreplay!

A very, very intensely passionate man and was more than willing to ensure there was multiple sessions followed a lovely cuddle.

A very sensual, gentle touch when required but also a relentless and feisty wee fucker. Wouldn’t recommend wearing hair extensions if meeting The Little Fuck Machine as they’ll probably end up just as fucked as you’ll be by the end of it all!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Met C&C for a coffee and cake. Never met such an antisocial coffee snob, definitely needed the extra sugar to sweeten her up. She was ok after that I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met MissDreavus last night for coffee.... Coffee turned into cake, she ate hers, then mine. Then she wanted pizza, she ate hers then mine... Then she wouldn't let me finger her behind the bins. Not meeting her again! Awful, terrible humour and just eats everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I met him he appeared to be the largest living land animal, characterised by his long trunk and elongated upper lip and nose, columnar legs, and huge head with temporal glands and wide, flat ears. He was grayish to brown in colour, and his body hair was sparse and coarse.

Sorry that's an elephant. Lalochezia is quite nice.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I met Chloe in well known cheap brand supermarket, and O gosh she looked amazing between the value cola and the chainsaws !

When I got her home we chatted a bit and she is so so funny.

I was lucky enough to Fuck her, bit tight but still nice, had a grope under her skirt, not sure why she stole sausages and onions from the supermarket and stuffed them in her knickers.

Hope to see her again . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the ride of my life dont miss out oh and his body is amazing and he has a magic tongue and knows how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent a few hours in the company of this man, was a real waste of time though as he only plays with women and wouldnt even play with his clone. That being said, he was dressed well, charming, engaging and he made me laugh. I hear he isn't too bad in bed either, so if you do meet the guy ladies you should not be disappointed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Good cock. Treat with respect. Until next time big guy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had me gushing like a broken fire hydrant just by shaking my hand. What this man doesn't know about sex is not worth knowing. A little bit disappointed he didn't want to drive down my marmite motorway but more than made up for it by smashing my pasty to bits.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"He had me gushing like a broken fire hydrant just by shaking my hand. What this man doesn't know about sex is not worth knowing. A little bit disappointed he didn't want to drive down my marmite motorway but more than made up for it by smashing my pasty to bits. "

Marmite Motorway! Jaysus, oh!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

She's reserved until you get to know her, then oh my god she will not shut up. Quirky sense of style. Sexually, you'll have to find out for yourself. Crap photographer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met Felix last night.

Very disappointed that when I turned up I wasn’t greeted by the black and white cat from the TV adverts.

1/10 would not pet him

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Met DG, guy is an absolute prick. Avoid

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Met JJ late last night , his name certainly is apt , pleasant and polite , genuine , smells great , great kisser , and know what he’s doing , made me feel like a princess but filthy and sexy too ,,, will be meeting again for sure and sooner rather than later

Done miss out on this awesome guy ,

Ohhh one thing !!!! You’ll be a quivering mess when he leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met DG, guy is an absolute prick. Avoid"

Aren't these meant to be untrue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk.

Can’t wait to meet her again though.x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk.

Can’t wait to meet her again though.x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Halo recently and he comes across as a grumpy curmudgeonly spaffbadger ... which he is. He does have a very soft beard and will do the most debauched things for a decent cup of coffee.

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Met _rumguy1980 funny lad good with his hands and other parts went drinking with him and woke up in france lol hes a gent and well try him for yourself dont be shy hes not

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Met WK last night and he got on my nerves within 30 seconds due to his inane sarcasm. But he was there and used the 3 minutes to time my boiling eggs

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Met ST last night and I can verify he is real x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Arranged to meet _ady lick in a hotel bar last night. While enjoying a double gin she handed me a check sheet and told me to bugger off when I admitted I couldn't tick the 'girth' box. I had to make do with a wank in my truck.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Arranged to meet _ady lick in a hotel bar last night. While enjoying a double gin she handed me a check sheet and told me to bugger off when I admitted I couldn't tick the 'girth' box. I had to make do with a wank in my truck. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met Dan last night and can verify that he gives the best cuddles and above average oral sex.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Met DG, guy is an absolute prick. Avoid

Aren't these meant to be untrue?"

How do you know it’s not, shagger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain is "Quite Good"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk.

Can’t wait to meet her again though.x"

Finally somebody who’s self aware.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk.

Can’t wait to meet her again though.x"

I’ll copy and paste this for any future reference and save me typing it out

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Freya, norse goddess, had me in a ditch somewhere up North. I Left slightly confused with muddy knees. I'm meeting her again when the stars align .. she says she is bringing her friends Idun and Odin. Should be epic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Captain is "Quite Good""

lol

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick."

We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick.

We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm

Buy a big cake! Or buy two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick.

We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm

Buy a big cake! Or buy two!"

You can never have too much cake!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick.

We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm

Buy a big cake! Or buy two!"

Meet up... eat cake... go home .... sick on cake

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick.

We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm

Buy a big cake! Or buy two!

Meet up... eat cake... go home .... sick on cake

Perfect date. Apart from the sick bit!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick.

We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm

Buy a big cake! Or buy two!

You can never have too much cake! "

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt meet Jennie last night. Spent week or so planning the meet and agreed to meet at her hotel room. I didnt turn up in the end. I imagine she was quite understanding about it, but if I am honest I dont really know because I blocked her.

Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Didnt meet Jennie last night. Spent week or so planning the meet and agreed to meet at her hotel room. I didnt turn up in the end. I imagine she was quite understanding about it, but if I am honest I dont really know because I blocked her.

Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around."

Do you suck like a Dyson however?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around.

Do you suck like a Dyson however?"

Clearly not. The fucker never turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weren't worth meeting until the Gin started flowing, hours later they looked amazing. Hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a wank. Just.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Better than a wank. Just."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met AE last right. Was shocked by her filthy mouth and prolific use of the c word. She let me anal her though so that was good

Friendzoned

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I met LisaB45 last night, and we had a cheeky snog. Oh my God! She's a bloody good kisser, and her avatar lips taste as good as they look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met AE last right. Was shocked by her filthy mouth and prolific use of the c word. She let me anal her though so that was good

Friendzoned

Is it ok for me to have a bit of a stiffy after reading that?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

These guys are what fab is all about.... they just sat there taking the piss out of me all night and refused to give me any sex

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By *ragoniteMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I met D yesterday. He wouldn’t stop talking so I had to sit on his face to give his tongue something else to do. Somehow he still managed to talk but it was utter filth instead of stupid dad jokes so it was a result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breadless certainly wasn’t breadless when he slipped me his baguette. And I would love another round of his sandwich.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve met me in Hove. He showed me his cock. I gave him the ol’ heave ho and went home. I had a lovely glass of wine and watched a film and had a natter with the girls on fab.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Can verify that this gorgeous sexy chap is indeed a man. He even farts and snores in bed

xxx

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Met this nut job at Tescos filling station .

Needs to learn how to walk in 6" heals without looking like Bambi on steroids!

Great comedy value .X

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

When I told Paul I had an itchy fanny he said he didn't know anything about Japaneze motor bikes. It was all downhill from then really.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

met slut and hubby last night. hubby was sat in the corner rocking back & forth dribbling and muttering to himself about the itching and the rash round his balls. slut bent over for doggie, what can i say? her pussy (size of a wheelie bin) stank as bad as a landfill site. i tied a plank to my back so i didn,t fall in!. wiped my feet on the way out. the true meaning of the word FUGLY! avoid at all costs!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sparkle1974 avoid at all cost...should come with a warning label.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"met slut and hubby last night. hubby was sat in the corner rocking back & forth dribbling and muttering to himself about the itching and the rash round his balls. slut bent over for doggie, what can i say? her pussy (size of a wheelie bin) stank as bad as a landfill site. i tied a plank to my back so i didn,t fall in!. wiped my feet on the way out. the true meaning of the word FUGLY! avoid at all costs! "

Made me giggle

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Can verify that this gorgeous sexy chap is indeed a man. He even farts and snores in bed

xxx "

Oi! You're meant to write one for yourself, not use one you've already got that you're not displaying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like 50 shades of grey and I literally couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm sure at least 4 things he did were illegal. Don't miss out ladies.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Sparkle1974 avoid at all cost...should come with a warning label."

Health warning would be “ to hot to handle “

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sparkle1974 avoid at all cost...should come with a warning label.

Health warning would be “ to hot to handle “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I told Paul I had an itchy fanny he said he didn't know anything about Japaneze motor bikes. It was all downhill from then really. "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally fake, will produce a surprise FB out of nowhere and snores loudly when the narcolepsy kicks in.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic!

The naughty glint in his eyes, beaming smile and cute dimples increases his “innocent” appeal, but my god he is anything but, from the moment we entered his hotel room until this morning he was an utter deviant - absolutely do not judge a book by its cover as this man has the skills to deliver over and over again.

Hands off he’s mine....

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Goodnitegirl? more like moderatelypleasingnitegirl. Seen that film ‘willow’ with the dwarf? Imagine him with hair extensions, thigh boots, Spanx and a primark wonderbra. Sucks cock like a wonder though- she just pretends it’s a 2am mixed kebab... which is quite what her fanny looks like actually.

2/10 - would shag again if I was desperate

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic!

Hands off he’s mine....

I thought you were a disappointment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just say he had TWO horns but strangely no beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! He's got a huge cock knows exactly what to do with it and is incredibly handsome. Oh wait a minute he was the night before, 20thcenturytoy, yeh he's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I can. I'll be accused of being a fake

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic!

Hands off he’s mine....

I thought you were a disappointment?"

Well I like having the surprise factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He asked me if I liked his body and I had to tell him it's wrong to drag a corpse around on the end of a rope.

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally caught up with OhGlobbits again the other day. He was better when he was allowed coffee, if I'm honest.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

She moaned all night

And not in a good way....

Don’t go there

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By *reampie likkaMan
over a year ago

chandlers ford

I've only got 2 verification's but I think they say all you need to know

So I've no need to bullshit and right my own!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Don't think I can. I'll be accused of being a fake

Fake

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Well what can I say about ThatYorkLad? We met after chatting for a while. He turned up looking hot in an Ainsley Harriott 'spicy' T-shirt and a wolf print fleece. I can only assume the fleece gives him his power as he insisted on wearing it in bed and what a 30 seconds it was, like a budget Jacob from Twilight. Treat this one with respect ladies, can't wait to get my hands on his hot and spicy meat again yeeeeeeah bwaiiii!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever seen the movie gone in 60 seconds?

Well that would be me being generous

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Well wot can be said that hasnt been said xx gorgeous xx a bit impatient xxx n gets a bit jealous if you meet other birds specially if you want yo fool her n pretend u havent but shes good fun xx treat her with respect

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Met with _otrock last night and as her profile says she is definitely trouble.

I had TROUBLE finding her flat.

I had TROUBLE getting her to answer the door.

I had TROUBLE getting her to let me in.

I had TROUBLE getting her to make me a coffee.

I had TROUBLE getting her to let me see her bedroom.

I had TROUBLE getting her to get naked.

I had Trouble getting hard on.

I had TROUBLE getting her to suck my cock.

I HAD TROUBLE getting my cock in her pussy.

I had TROUBLE cuming.

I had TROUBLE getting dressed.

I even had TROUBLE leaving, she wouldn't let me leave...

All in all was definitely TROUBLE...

Having read that verification I have to admit to quite liking the idea of getting into trouble

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

Met Dom othernight tied me to bed and buggered off lol

He's bit rough round his round edges seemed confused quiet but there the ones you have to look out for so he told me when he eventually come back in all a likeable genuine idiot with a naughty side

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic!

Hands off he’s mine....

I thought you were a disappointment?

Well I like having the surprise factor

You're going to surprise me by being good or crap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ....

She’s one of a kind

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Met GBB lived up to his name

But WARNING avoid at all costs

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"When I told Paul I had an itchy fanny he said he didn't know anything about Japaneze motor bikes. It was all downhill from then really. "

Cracker

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Yeah Baby!! Or should we should say.....Buckle up Baby!! You get the ride of your life

Got to blow your own trumpet haven’t you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Avoid like the plague. Absolute fruitloop.

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By *eonnieCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

After months and months of chatting I met Leonnie recently. A very talkative and entertaining lady, we had a proper laugh. Turns out she is a bit of a pillow queen and kinda high maintenance, but otherwise we had a good time. If you have a few years to kill messaging with no view of a meet, she is the right person for you! We'll definitely meet again, we're already planning something for summer 2022 xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Avoid like the plague. Absolute fruitloop."

A very pretty fruit loop though

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well what can I say about ThatYorkLad? We met after chatting for a while. He turned up looking hot in an Ainsley Harriott 'spicy' T-shirt and a wolf print fleece. I can only assume the fleece gives him his power as he insisted on wearing it in bed and what a 30 seconds it was, like a budget Jacob from Twilight. Treat this one with respect ladies, can't wait to get my hands on his hot and spicy meat again yeeeeeeah bwaiiii!"

Wolf print fleece

did you buy that in Blackpool?

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Met anna last night , i say met , having prozed her out from the cluches of the cocktail bar tender, as he was lining her up for another slow comfortable screw on the house! “He pressed his room key into her knicker elastic as i virtually carried her to the lift, walking may not be her greatest talent , but she is very light, whilst in the lift she excelled in pressing all the buttons using only her tongue, the other passngers asked if we were staying the night and on which floor, seemingly impressed, once in private , she wore me out, laughing and teasing , then falling into the bidet a third time, said he was humbled by my running a warm bath for her, i told her it was too small for a bath , she insisted it was only a small thing she wanted to wash! The guest book in the hotel complIains bitterly about her vocal exclamations during intimate moments , then her phone number appears at every entry to the bottom of the page, she could come to meets with a warning, intstead , approximate waiting times are printed on her inner thigh! I miss her already

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic!

Hands off he’s mine....

I thought you were a disappointment?

Well I like having the surprise factor

You're going to surprise me by being good or crap?"

That’s the surprise...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Wolf print fleece

did you buy that in Blackpool?"

I don't actually have one, they're bloody awful, but it's a long running joke of mine taking the piss out of them. There's even an 'animal fleece spotters' group on Facebook for like minded fleece watchers like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met Mr Blue Balls last night and wow what can I say. Well he's charming and witty with a girthy cock which he drilled me with and left my face looking like a painters radio. If you are lucky enough for this sex God to message you, don't miss out xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well wasn't I a lucky fucker getting to meet Belle!? The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good each way bet. A real tryer that lasts the pace. Better than nothing. Nice cock shame about the boat race

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Better than nothing I suppose but if there's something good on the telly stay home.

User name is clearly ironic.

But your own Dyson, you'll need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met AE last right. Was shocked by her filthy mouth and prolific use of the c word. She let me anal her though so that was good

Friendzoned

Is it ok for me to have a bit of a stiffy after reading that?

I'd be offended if you didn't have a stiffy after that

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Wolf print fleece

did you buy that in Blackpool?

I was joking,

I spot them too. Although not on a professional level like you seem to.

Run down seaside towns are the best source of sightings I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met GiantKitty last night, I’m lost for words!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Wolf print fleece

did you buy that in Blackpool?

I was joking,

I spot them too. Although not on a professional level like you seem to.

Run down seaside towns are the best source of sightings I find

Extra points for rare species, like wild horses or polar bears. Places like Normanton and Castleford are rich hunting grounds for fleece spotting

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Met _rcadian110 sometime this month. Can't tell when as the whole experience was so good it has become a hazy blur. She is beautiful , sexy and feral when horny and milked my partner like a farm machine. Im sure he was three stone heavier before we started and I think he's misplaced a testicle although since he's still not regained the ability to speak and my eyes are still unable to focus I can't confirm this.

He is a ginger tubby guy who's penis resembles a button mushroom perched on a chipolata and who's bellybutton has its own echo. He's an enthusiastic and fast lover but his oral skills were a genuine revelation..as in the horrific book of revelations. As soon as tongue hit flesh I had firey sparks through every nerve ending, almost like a sexual tazer. I came so hard I think I witnessed my own conception and birth.

We left before we arrived and are still unsure what precisely happened but think we either enjoyed it or we were just test subjects in a government experiment.

Think we can recommend this couple but accept no legal liability if you do

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Met question what an arrogant twat he gave us a verification to post about himself. That said now how to give oral, and makes a cracking cuppa

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Can't beat a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried all the positions like the porn stars do....Couldn't do any of them and just lay there crying in pain with her hip back arm neck finger eye and screamed my left eyebrow hurts x

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What a lovely couple. They're normally in the Games forum. The Lady is ing sexy, they're both so ing friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for disappointing me with the way you use your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a tad disappointed when a 4ft 5" Jim Bowen lookalike walked in, he had a whiff of shoe polish to him which kind of annoyed me. He asked for a glass to put his teeth in, stripped off and literally climbed onto the bed, I excused myself to have a quick wee, upon my return he was fast asleep. I ended up watching All Star Family Fortunes so all was not lost.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I met Ash yesterday but he spent the whole evening staring at my boobs and didn't bring any money with him for drinks but managed to chat up the barmaid and get her number then when he finally came back he told me he had received a call from him mum and had to go back home for his tea straight away so wont be a 2nd meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what can I say. She fucks like Jessica Rabbit on Sexual Steroids. Treat her with the respect she deserves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feisty-fox is a very naughty girl, she enjoyed having her bottom spanked and when I made her go on her knees she sucks cock like it was the most tasty meat she'd ever had. Loves pleasing and is a very good sub.

She smells devine and dresses to impress especially with sexy stockings on.

I couldnt keep up with her, can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow cupra1 is like his car. Seat leon cupra. Hot. Sleek and very fast. Handles well. Very stylish and well worth a ride in. Will turn up and unlike outher cars wont let you down on the side of the road. Is rust free and not knocked about. Waxed all over. He he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met Ash yesterday but he spent the whole evening staring at my boobs and didn't bring any money with him for drinks but managed to chat up the barmaid and get her number then when he finally came back he told me he had received a call from him mum and had to go back home for his tea straight away so wont be a 2nd meet."

Sounds like our first date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met Alice last night, and she wanted to be treated like a lady. So I paid her less than a male equivalent, and proceeded to explain why this was acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he turned up late dressed in dirty work clothes he hadnt washed he made me pay for the drinks but omg hes what fabs all about dont mess this one about can't wait for round 6 love you xxx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

She came, she saw, she conquered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's handsome, he's debonair, he has hair, hes tardy, hes mardy and he's a tad bardy, he has a sense of fun but doesn't like it in the bum, he picked me up and bought me a cup of coffee and he's lovely, he's the type you like to keep so many benefits to be reaped, meet this man he is the best like john west forget the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up late,

Cum in 60 Seconds.

Left.

D+

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns up , just leaves a photo stuck to a bathroom mirror on the door step , rings the door bell and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden wonder.. She's a bit crisp..

Full of flavour.

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