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How many times do you think you have had sex?

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.

Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.

Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.

Give it take a couple of hundred either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God. At least four times

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By *aintsGirlWoman
over a year ago

Rushden

Not nearly enough

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Once when I conceived my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say at least once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once when I conceived my daughter."

Ok five for me. One baba, four miscarriages

I’ve had sex five times op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And dang, they were five marvellous times

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Lots n lots n lots, it’s the closest figure I could come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking in to account Christmas , birthdays and leap years , shag loads , but not nearly as many as I could of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, people here have sex.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEE

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I wouldnt even know how to count that high the thought of trying to work it out would boggle my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.

Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.

Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.

Give it take a couple of hundred either way.

"

Show your working Mr

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

17

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By *abrosMan
over a year ago

Orpington

id say over 75

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"17 "

Bloody hell, slow down, your fanny will wear out.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

None, virgin here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once when I conceived my daughter."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be two, I'vee got two kids.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Once when I conceived my daughter. "

What's that supposed to mean? I'm a chaste, god fearing woman!

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Reminds me of a joke.

A doctor doing a study on happiness and sex.

The theory being the more you have sex the happier you are.

So he gathers a few hundred random strangers in an auditorium.

Asks everyone who has sex daily to raise Their hand's.

A fair few very happy people raised their arm's high5 ing each other.

He carried on asking the room and sure enough the less frequently the more unhappy and miserable people where.

Until finally he asked.

Who has sex once a year?

This one guy at the back jumps up smiling and laughing doing cartwheels and basically a very happy chap.

Perplexed and his theory blown completely out of the window the doctor asks the man why he's so happy.

He shouts and smiles

"COZ IT'S TODAY'

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.

Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.

Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.

Give it take a couple of hundred either way.

Show your working Mr "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

What's your definition of sex?

If it's with a group, is that just once or 5 times if you are interacting with 5 other people?

Does it include non penetrative sexual acts?

If yes to the above, I wouldn't know where to start in working it out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!

"

Wow, that's impressive.

Is it a good thing or not?

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By *heshirefungirlWoman
over a year ago

ammanford


"What's your definition of sex?

If it's with a group, is that just once or 5 times if you are interacting with 5 other people?

Does it include non penetrative sexual acts?

If yes to the above, I wouldn't know where to start in working it out..."

I was thinking the same, there is so many factors and I couldn't tell you were I'm at

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By *hris For Long NightsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I once stared at a single boob, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few too many....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!

Wow, that's impressive.

Is it a good thing or not?"

It’s more of a hindrance to me.

I’ve always been good with dates. In school and even now the girls would always go to me to remember stuff or if someone had an argument I had to say who said what. If someone couldn’t find an item of clothing I’d have to say who borrowed it last and when the person was last seen wearing it.

But my ability to recall it’s always been noticed and when I did an advanced diploma in psychotherapy and counselling back in 2009 the psychologist doing the course picked up on it and then spoke to other people cos apparently it’s quite rare. Then went off to the university of Cardiff where they put probes and stuff on my brain (all fun) and apparently they reckon I’ve got this highly superior autobiographical memory thing which is supposed to be quite rare. It’s not like photograph memory or something you can train your brain for. It’s uncontrollable and it’s only to my life. It’s actually annoying!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!

Wow, that's impressive.

Is it a good thing or not?

It’s more of a hindrance to me.

I’ve always been good with dates. In school and even now the girls would always go to me to remember stuff or if someone had an argument I had to say who said what. If someone couldn’t find an item of clothing I’d have to say who borrowed it last and when the person was last seen wearing it.

But my ability to recall it’s always been noticed and when I did an advanced diploma in psychotherapy and counselling back in 2009 the psychologist doing the course picked up on it and then spoke to other people cos apparently it’s quite rare. Then went off to the university of Cardiff where they put probes and stuff on my brain (all fun) and apparently they reckon I’ve got this highly superior autobiographical memory thing which is supposed to be quite rare. It’s not like photograph memory or something you can train your brain for. It’s uncontrollable and it’s only to my life. It’s actually annoying! "

Ah, yes, not the most useful of memory feats, unless you are needed as a witness to a crime.

Or want to work out how many times you have had sex

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Twice I can't deny

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

I cant even begin to say..

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

A lot , but also making love to many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean folk on fab can count???

Cos many can't read or understand no..

Me twice.. 2 kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have sex. I have naked adventure playtime.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Not enough.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Let's see now. I was married for 12 years so that would be about 16 times. Then besides marriage I'd guess about 150-200. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not nearly enough, and all far too long ago.

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

34

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

7

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We once worked out that Suzie's had anal sex at least 2000 times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have thee kids

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

I can count the times on my right hand....no wait, that’s who I have sex with!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Not enough anyhow.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.

Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.

Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.

Give it take a couple of hundred either way.

"

So if your cock is around 6" (apologies if you're hung like a horse) and your average fuck contains 50 thrusts that's 6 X 50 X 0.75 (to account for not just pushing in and out all the way) X 8840 fucks / 63360 (inches in a mile) = 31.39 miles of cock that you have given Jools.

Just in case you were wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!

Wow, that's impressive.

Is it a good thing or not?

It’s more of a hindrance to me.

I’ve always been good with dates. In school and even now the girls would always go to me to remember stuff or if someone had an argument I had to say who said what. If someone couldn’t find an item of clothing I’d have to say who borrowed it last and when the person was last seen wearing it.

But my ability to recall it’s always been noticed and when I did an advanced diploma in psychotherapy and counselling back in 2009 the psychologist doing the course picked up on it and then spoke to other people cos apparently it’s quite rare. Then went off to the university of Cardiff where they put probes and stuff on my brain (all fun) and apparently they reckon I’ve got this highly superior autobiographical memory thing which is supposed to be quite rare. It’s not like photograph memory or something you can train your brain for. It’s uncontrollable and it’s only to my life. It’s actually annoying! "
I have got the opposite of this and barely remember what happend yesterday

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