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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " Me but I’ll sit on the corner | |||
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"You’ll be inundated " Not sure. I never have been by PM! | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? Me but I’ll sit on the corner " OUT!!! | |||
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"I’ll make you all tea after " tea as in what you southerners call dinner or tea as in the drink ? | |||
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"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out." You not joining in swing?! | |||
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"I’ll make you all tea after tea as in what you southerners call dinner or tea as in the drink ?" Drink of tea | |||
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"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out. You not joining in swing?!" I want a turn, but we'll have to keep the men out. So I'll do a shift of "bugger off get out" | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? Me but I’ll sit on the corner OUT!!!" It’s dark, you won’t see me | |||
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"Finger of fudge Swing! Get this one out!" OY! *grabs by the scruff of the neck* | |||
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"This is discrimination! " Haha was waiting for this. Had to be you! | |||
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"I’ll make you all tea after tea as in what you southerners call dinner or tea as in the drink ? Drink of tea " hmm let you off | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " No M & M's - shame. | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " Ohhhh the no M’s means no males ohhhhhh now I get it , I’m out then | |||
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"I identify as female now. Let me know where and when. " There will be penis inspections. My knife has been vetted by Paul Hogan. | |||
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"I identify as female now. Let me know where and when. There will be penis inspections. My knife has been vetted by Paul Hogan." | |||
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"I identify as female now. Let me know where and when. There will be penis inspections. My knife has been vetted by Paul Hogan." Good job I'm good at tucking it. | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee " Wondered where you were my lovely Babs! My cleavage is ready for your face | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Wondered where you were my lovely Babs! My cleavage is ready for your face " It belongs there | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee " Yay!! Bab's Baps! | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Wondered where you were my lovely Babs! My cleavage is ready for your face It belongs there " It fits perfectly! | |||
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad " Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!! | |||
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"This is discrimination! Haha was waiting for this. Had to be you! " Now I feel picked on! | |||
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"Sssssshhhhh guys I have hidden under the bed " Oi! OUT!! | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! " Phwoooaaar Lisa’s Lips | |||
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!! " Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I? | |||
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad " Come here, we’ll cheer them up | |||
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"Sssssshhhhh guys I have hidden under the bed " "This is a knife!" | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! Phwoooaaar Lisa’s Lips " All the better for kissing you.. | |||
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!! Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I? " Clicked for a closer look but hidden! | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! " Bab's Bodacious Baps | |||
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!! Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I? Clicked for a closer look but hidden! " Messaged you | |||
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"Can you post warning signs out to 5 miles, just so we know not to approach, it's not fair you might enslave us as castrated house slaves, keep us in kennels as exterior pets or worse. " That sounds... intriguing | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! Bab's Bodacious Baps " Where have you been?! | |||
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"I'm in not had f fun in ages " Welcome! | |||
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad Come here, we’ll cheer them up " | |||
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"can I just have under the duvet cuddles with one of forum ladies that be nice " Carefull I hear they cage men on gibits at mile posts for light entertainment | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! Bab's Bodacious Baps Where have you been?! " Buying a caravan with no wheels | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! Bab's Bodacious Baps Where have you been?! " Looking for you | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! Bab's Bodacious Baps Where have you been?! Buying a caravan with no wheels " It's for me Ma, I like to look after me Ma. It's Periwinkle Blue | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " Always in for this | |||
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"can I just have under the duvet cuddles with one of forum ladies that be nice Carefull I hear they cage men on gibits at mile posts for light entertainment " risk worth taking | |||
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"Meeeeeeeeeee Yay!! Bab's Baps! Bab's Bodacious Baps Where have you been?! Looking for you " *jumps up and down* I’m here, I’m here | |||
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"I'm in not had f fun in ages Welcome! " Thank you Lisa | |||
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here! " Awwww thanks! | |||
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here! " So whens the date | |||
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here! Awwww thanks! " | |||
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here! So whens the date " If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up! | |||
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here! So whens the date If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up! " Great idea! Volunteers? | |||
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here! So whens the date If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up! Great idea! Volunteers? " *starts engine on bus | |||
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"I'll operate the cameras. " Some women don’t realise how helpful we are | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " FFFFFFFFFF? A silent fart? | |||
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"I'll operate the cameras. Some women don’t realise how helpful we are " I know. And such nice guys too. What more could they wish for???? | |||
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"I'll operate the cameras. Some women don’t realise how helpful we are I know. And such nice guys too. What more could they wish for???? " It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching | |||
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"I'll operate the cameras. Some women don’t realise how helpful we are I know. And such nice guys too. What more could they wish for???? It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching " Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all | |||
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"I'll operate the cameras. Some women don’t realise how helpful we are I know. And such nice guys too. What more could they wish for???? It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all " If you can shoot it across the room you need to be in a circus not a hotel | |||
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"I'll operate the cameras. Some women don’t realise how helpful we are I know. And such nice guys too. What more could they wish for???? It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all If you can shoot it across the room you need to be in a circus not a hotel " It's a small room. Lol | |||
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"I'm just going to swing from the chandelier and occasionally drop down dip in then swing back up. Dont worry ladies you wint when know in there " "Dip in" | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " If I tuck it in between my legs can I join | |||
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"I'm just going to swing from the chandelier and occasionally drop down dip in then swing back up. Dont worry ladies you wint when know in there "Dip in" " Dont worry it wont hurt lol | |||
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"I even shout surprise each time I swing down if you like lol" SAS style. In and out before they realise what going on. | |||
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"I even shout surprise each time I swing down if you like lol SAS style. In and out before they realise what going on. " I been wat hung who dares wins lol | |||
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"Oh I forgot about this! Some sexy additions " Awwww thanks. | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? If I tuck it in between my legs can I join " No | |||
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"Oh I forgot about this! Some sexy additions Awwww thanks. " Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle! | |||
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"Oh I forgot about this! Some sexy additions Awwww thanks. Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!" But, but, but, pffffft And I thought you cared. | |||
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"Oh I forgot about this! Some sexy additions Awwww thanks. Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle! But, but, but, pffffft And I thought you cared. " You can call the taxis for when people want to go home | |||
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"Oh I forgot about this! Some sexy additions Awwww thanks. Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle! But, but, but, pffffft And I thought you cared. You can call the taxis for when people want to go home " Yippee. There is a reason for me to be on Fab. | |||
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"I'm not sure I was entirely clear with my threat of castration." You have to catch me first lol | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak" But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak" I'll pay you in kind nora | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak" I’ll use a dodgy foreign network | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x" Only allowed to watch on screen! | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak I’ll use a dodgy foreign network " . The picture will be terrible though | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak I'll pay you in kind nora" Sorry. I only do cold hard cash | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x Only allowed to watch on screen!" But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak I'll pay you in kind nora Sorry. I only do cold hard cash " That's not what you told me last night | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x Only allowed to watch on screen! But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft " Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x Only allowed to watch on screen! But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! " Facepalm. | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x Only allowed to watch on screen! But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! Facepalm. " Haha. A female one! | |||
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"I may allow pay per view In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x Only allowed to watch on screen! But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! Facepalm. Haha. A female one! " Too late sky have booked me. (blows raspberry) | |||
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well " We love that plastic buzzing type shite | |||
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well We love that plastic buzzing type shite " Buzz off you I’m speaking to the FFFFFFFFFF | |||
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well We love that plastic buzzing type shite Buzz off you I’m speaking to the FFFFFFFFFF " My FFFFFFFFFFFF..... My rules | |||
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""This is a knife!"" My bouncer is never far behind me you know! | |||
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""This is a knife!" My bouncer is never far behind me you know!" And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you. | |||
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well " Nope I like the ffffffff then I like to go home so the man can fullfil his role afterwards while I tell him everything I've been up to | |||
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""This is a knife!" My bouncer is never far behind me you know! And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you." . You do!! | |||
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"This is almost my ultimate fantasy Nora. Jo.Xx " It’s always been mine | |||
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""This is a knife!" My bouncer is never far behind me you know! And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you. . You do!!" You've not heard me bloody do it | |||
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""This is a knife!" My bouncer is never far behind me you know! And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you. . You do!! You've not heard me bloody do it " Yeah but I’ve heard you speak! And you’d be better then any of us! You’ve a head start | |||
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""This is a knife!" My bouncer is never far behind me you know! And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you. . You do!! You've not heard me bloody do it Yeah but I’ve heard you speak! And you’d be better then any of us! You’ve a head start " True | |||
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"I do want to play, not just threaten to maim trespassers " Hahaha. We can take it in turns to maim the men | |||
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"I do want to play, not just threaten to maim trespassers Hahaha. We can take it in turns to maim the men " | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " I'll stand on the sidelines, passing out refreshments | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " Speech therapist? Lol | |||
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"I want to motorboat a nice rump." That should be fine. I’m sure there’ll be plenty of spare men hanging around outside | |||
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"Why have I just seen this!! Count me in twinny " I already put your name down sis! | |||
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"Can’t believe I missed this thread. So many lovely ladies - may I join? Xx " You definitely may! | |||
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread " It'll be full of men | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " Nope sorry | |||
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread It'll be full of men " The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair | |||
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread It'll be full of men The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair " Fab would reject a photo of me with a whopping great carving knife, wouldn't they? (Dear mods, I'm not serious) | |||
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread It'll be full of men The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair Fab would reject a photo of me with a whopping great carving knife, wouldn't they? (Dear mods, I'm not serious)" | |||
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"I'm a woman with needs and desires " And I'm a man wanting to fulfil some of those desires. | |||
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"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!) Who’s in? " Me! | |||
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"I'm starting to wonder if any of the men here understand what a woman is. Or what a man is. Or what a motherfucking knife is." | |||
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