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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll be inundated

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make you all tea after

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Me but I’ll sit on the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll be inundated

Not sure. I never have been by PM!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in?

Me but I’ll sit on the corner

OUT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll make you all tea after

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tea as in what you southerners call dinner or tea as in the drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out."

You not joining in swing?!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hell yes!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Count me in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll make you all tea after

tea as in what you southerners call dinner or tea as in the drink ?"

Drink of tea

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finger of fudge

Swing! Get this one out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wear a dress, can I watch?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out.

You not joining in swing?!"

I want a turn, but we'll have to keep the men out. So I'll do a shift of "bugger off get out"

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in?

Me but I’ll sit on the corner

OUT!!!"

It’s dark, you won’t see me

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Sounds amazing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Finger of fudge

Swing! Get this one out!"

OY! *grabs by the scruff of the neck*

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sounds like a nightmare

I think I’ll pass anyway

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

This is discrimination!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Me, me, me, me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out.

You not joining in swing?!

I want a turn, but we'll have to keep the men out. So I'll do a shift of "bugger off get out""

Haha yeah we’ll need a couple on the door!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can't see me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is discrimination! "

Haha was waiting for this. Had to be you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll make you all tea after

tea as in what you southerners call dinner or tea as in the drink ?

Drink of tea

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hmm let you off

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I identify as female now. Let me know where and when.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

No M & M's - shame.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Ohhhh the no M’s means no males

ohhhhhh now I get it

, I’m out then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I identify as female now. Let me know where and when. "

There will be penis inspections. My knife has been vetted by Paul Hogan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I identify as female now. Let me know where and when.

There will be penis inspections. My knife has been vetted by Paul Hogan."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it never happened....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I identify as female now. Let me know where and when.

There will be penis inspections. My knife has been vetted by Paul Hogan."

Good job I'm good at tucking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics or it never happened....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pics or it never happened....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Meeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Wondered where you were my lovely Babs! My cleavage is ready for your face

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Wondered where you were my lovely Babs! My cleavage is ready for your face

It belongs there

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Wondered where you were my lovely Babs! My cleavage is ready for your face

It belongs there

It fits perfectly!

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sssssshhhhh guys I have hidden under the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is discrimination!

Haha was waiting for this. Had to be you!

Now I feel picked on!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sssssshhhhh guys I have hidden under the bed

Oi! OUT!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Phwoooaaar Lisa’s Lips

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!! "

Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

Come here, we’ll cheer them up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sssssshhhhh guys I have hidden under the bed

"This is a knife!"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Phwoooaaar Lisa’s Lips

All the better for kissing you..

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Busted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!!

Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I?

Clicked for a closer look but hidden!

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Can you post warning signs out to 5 miles, just so we know not to approach, it's not fair you might enslave us as castrated house slaves, keep us in kennels as exterior pets or worse.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Bab's Bodacious Baps

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!!

Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I?

Clicked for a closer look but hidden! "

Messaged you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can you post warning signs out to 5 miles, just so we know not to approach, it's not fair you might enslave us as castrated house slaves, keep us in kennels as exterior pets or worse.

That sounds... intriguing

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm in not had f fun in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I just have under the duvet cuddles with one of forum ladies that be nice

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Bab's Bodacious Baps

Where have you been?!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm in not had f fun in ages

Welcome!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad

Come here, we’ll cheer them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"can I just have under the duvet cuddles with one of forum ladies that be nice

Carefull I hear they cage men on gibits at mile posts for light entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Bab's Bodacious Baps

Where have you been?!

Buying a caravan with no wheels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, I am!

Yay!!!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Bab's Bodacious Baps

Where have you been?!

Looking for you

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Bab's Bodacious Baps

Where have you been?!

Buying a caravan with no wheels "

It's for me Ma, I like to look after me Ma. It's Periwinkle Blue

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Always in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I just have under the duvet cuddles with one of forum ladies that be nice

Carefull I hear they cage men on gibits at mile posts for light entertainment

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risk worth taking

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'll be one of the Fs....a Fella

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeeeee

Yay!!

Bab's Baps!

Bab's Bodacious Baps

Where have you been?!

Looking for you

*jumps up and down* I’m here, I’m here

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm in not had f fun in ages

Welcome!

Thank you Lisa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

Awwww thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

So whens the date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

Awwww thanks! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

So whens the date

If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up!

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

Count me in

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

So whens the date

If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up!

Great idea! Volunteers?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!

So whens the date

If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up!

Great idea! Volunteers?

*starts engine on bus

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll operate the cameras.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I'll operate the cameras.

Some women don’t realise how helpful we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

FFFFFFFFFF? A silent fart?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll operate the cameras.

Some women don’t realise how helpful we are

I know. And such nice guys too.

What more could they wish for????

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I'll operate the cameras.

Some women don’t realise how helpful we are

I know. And such nice guys too.

What more could they wish for????

It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Won't a number of fffff's lead to a few mmmmmm's coupled with some aahhhh's and ooohhhh's?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll operate the cameras.

Some women don’t realise how helpful we are

I know. And such nice guys too.

What more could they wish for????

It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching

Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

May I join you?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I'll operate the cameras.

Some women don’t realise how helpful we are

I know. And such nice guys too.

What more could they wish for????

It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching

Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all

If you can shoot it across the room you need to be in a circus not a hotel

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll operate the cameras.

Some women don’t realise how helpful we are

I know. And such nice guys too.

What more could they wish for????

It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching

Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all

If you can shoot it across the room you need to be in a circus not a hotel

It's a small room. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to swing from the chandelier and occasionally drop down dip in then swing back up. Dont worry ladies you wint when know in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lesbian trapped in a mans body if that counts?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"I'm just going to swing from the chandelier and occasionally drop down dip in then swing back up. Dont worry ladies you wint when know in there

"Dip in"

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

If I tuck it in between my legs can I join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just going to swing from the chandelier and occasionally drop down dip in then swing back up. Dont worry ladies you wint when know in there

"Dip in"

Dont worry it wont hurt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I even shout surprise each time I swing down if you like lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I even shout surprise each time I swing down if you like lol"

SAS style. In and out before they realise what going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I even shout surprise each time I swing down if you like lol

SAS style. In and out before they realise what going on.

I been wat hung who dares wins lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure I was entirely clear with my threat of castration.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I forgot about this!

Some sexy additions

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh I forgot about this!

Some sexy additions

Awwww thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in?

If I tuck it in between my legs can I join

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I forgot about this!

Some sexy additions

Awwww thanks.

Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh I forgot about this!

Some sexy additions

Awwww thanks.

Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!"

But, but, but, pffffft

And I thought you cared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I forgot about this!

Some sexy additions

Awwww thanks.

Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!

But, but, but, pffffft

And I thought you cared.

You can call the taxis for when people want to go home

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh I forgot about this!

Some sexy additions

Awwww thanks.

Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!

But, but, but, pffffft

And I thought you cared.

You can call the taxis for when people want to go home

Yippee. There is a reason for me to be on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about me hiding on the chandelier am I still getting away with my SAS whi dates wins style join in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure I was entirely clear with my threat of castration."

You have to catch me first lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak"

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak"

I'll pay you in kind nora

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak"

I’ll use a dodgy foreign network

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x"

Only allowed to watch on screen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

I’ll use a dodgy foreign network "

. The picture will be terrible though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

I'll pay you in kind nora"

Sorry. I only do cold hard cash

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x

Only allowed to watch on screen!"

But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

I'll pay you in kind nora

Sorry. I only do cold hard cash "

That's not what you told me last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x

Only allowed to watch on screen!

But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft

Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x

Only allowed to watch on screen!

But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft

Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! "

Facepalm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x

Only allowed to watch on screen!

But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft

Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew!

Facepalm.

Haha. A female one!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I may allow pay per view

In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak

But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x

Only allowed to watch on screen!

But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft

Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew!

Facepalm.

Haha. A female one!

Too late sky have booked me. (blows raspberry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well

We love that plastic buzzing type shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well

We love that plastic buzzing type shite

Buzz off you I’m speaking to the FFFFFFFFFF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well

We love that plastic buzzing type shite

Buzz off you I’m speaking to the FFFFFFFFFF

My FFFFFFFFFFFF.....

My rules

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This is a knife!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""This is a knife!""

My bouncer is never far behind me you know!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""This is a knife!"

My bouncer is never far behind me you know!"

And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This is almost my ultimate fantasy Nora.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well

Nope I like the ffffffff then I like to go home so the man can fullfil his role afterwards while I tell him everything I've been up to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""This is a knife!"

My bouncer is never far behind me you know!

And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you."

. You do!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is almost my ultimate fantasy Nora.

Jo.Xx "

It’s always been mine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""This is a knife!"

My bouncer is never far behind me you know!

And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you.

. You do!!"

You've not heard me bloody do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""This is a knife!"

My bouncer is never far behind me you know!

And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you.

. You do!!

You've not heard me bloody do it

Yeah but I’ve heard you speak! And you’d be better then any of us! You’ve a head start

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""This is a knife!"

My bouncer is never far behind me you know!

And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you.

. You do!!

You've not heard me bloody do it

Yeah but I’ve heard you speak! And you’d be better then any of us! You’ve a head start

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Yes!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do want to play, not just threaten to maim trespassers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do want to play, not just threaten to maim trespassers

Hahaha. We can take it in turns to maim the men

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I do want to play, not just threaten to maim trespassers

Hahaha. We can take it in turns to maim the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

I'll stand on the sidelines, passing out refreshments

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By *ugbylad1973Man
over a year ago

Selby

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Speech therapist? Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to motorboat a nice rump.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Why have I just seen this!!

Count me in twinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get ringside for this? I have one *coughs* kind of scorched, works-most-of-the-time soul to offer in exchange

I can bring Sou'westers and an Ark in case of biblical flooding #SafetyFirst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to motorboat a nice rump."

That should be fine. I’m sure there’ll be plenty of spare men hanging around outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have I just seen this!!

Count me in twinny

I already put your name down sis!

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Can’t believe I missed this thread. So many lovely ladies - may I join? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t believe I missed this thread. So many lovely ladies - may I join? Xx

You definitely may!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread

It'll be full of men

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Nope sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could provide the venue and refreshments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread

It'll be full of men

The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread

It'll be full of men

The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair "

Fab would reject a photo of me with a whopping great carving knife, wouldn't they? (Dear mods, I'm not serious)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread

It'll be full of men

The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair

Fab would reject a photo of me with a whopping great carving knife, wouldn't they? (Dear mods, I'm not serious)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a ladee

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm a woman with needs and desires

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm a woman with needs and desires

And I'm a man wanting to fulfil some of those desires.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm starting to wonder if any of the men here understand what a woman is. Or what a man is.

Or what a motherfucking knife is.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"FFFFFFFFFF.............. (no M’s!)

Who’s in? "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm starting to wonder if any of the men here understand what a woman is. Or what a man is.

Or what a motherfucking knife is."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeee fffffff

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