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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex

Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

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I wish I could bite that bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish I could bite that bum

Please don’t attack homeless people. They already have a hard time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was slimmer and less needy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was slimmer and less needy haha"

Pfffft. A slimmer you would be even more needy so nope. Not granting your wish either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven "

That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm ok if I have to be fat for a while longer, can I wish for a naked chef and butler please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex

Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...

I’m shocked and horrified

I like Dean Koontz!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm ok if I have to be fat for a while longer, can I wish for a naked chef and butler please "

But I gave you his username yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it was last night again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex

Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...

I’m shocked and horrified

I like Dean Koontz!

I know. Stop that shite and read some Mills and Boon.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I wish for everyone to experience one happy day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish it was last night again

Your mind is amazing. Hit rewind and replay as often as you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for everyone to experience one happy day

Gawd. I give up..... you need someone higher up than me to grant that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for some chocolate to magically appear in the cupboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven

That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs..."

My problem is that I cross dress and feel comfortable in so called female clothes. So just being able to look better and have them fit right I would love it.Yes I could ask to be fully female but then I would miss my male shelf. And it's so upsetting getting laugh at and scared to go out in case someone says something. And I spent so long alone because how do you tell someone that you like wearing makeup and female clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for some chocolate to magically appear in the cupboard!"

Easy... quick before your other half gets it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was at the airport with the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish for some chocolate to magically appear in the cupboard!

Easy... quick before your other half gets it

Thanks!

She's not back from work until midnight, so I shall take my time and savour it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven

That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs...

The right one will appear who will accept you for who you are. Be patient

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Are genies allowed wishes too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was at the airport with the OP "

I’m flying to China Mickey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are genies allowed wishes too?

Ooooh they always have the most difficult ones... but go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they had Fab members area only at the airport that would help with the waiting

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Are genies allowed wishes too?

Ooooh they always have the most difficult ones... but go on then

A lifetime supply of mini eggs and a sexy man to share (some of) them with, pretty please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish they had Fab members area only at the airport that would help with the waiting

Want to see all those dick pics live so you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are genies allowed wishes too?

Ooooh they always have the most difficult ones... but go on then

A lifetime supply of mini eggs and a sexy man to share (some of) them with, pretty please!"

Mini eggs as in fly or moth eggs in your food? Granted! Finding a man who wants to share those is a bit more difficult though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven

That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs...

The right one will appear who will accept you for who you are. Be patient

Am 52 how much patients do I need lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life

You and me both sista.....

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I wish I was in Sheffield right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life

You and me both sista.....

Woman !!! Grant my wish please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish they had Fab members area only at the airport that would help with the waiting

Want to see all those dick pics live so you?

No dic pics live lol just the curves and banter

Or the odd practice strip search of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for everyone to have an afternoon nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish for everyone to have an afternoon nap

I had an afternoon walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life

You and me both sista.....

Woman !!! Grant my wish please

Shite... ok I’ll order two of those new 6’4 Japanese male sex robots....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex

Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...

I’m shocked and horrified

I like Dean Koontz!

I know. Stop that shite and read some Mills and Boon."
are there any sex scenes in Mills and Boon books? Surely the romance and chase leads to some hard sweaty sex?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was in Sheffield right now "

More info required before granting that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

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i wish i had just one reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im having a lovely day can I have it again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for everyone to have an afternoon nap

Errrr. Ok.....

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

My first meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex

Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...

I’m shocked and horrified

I like Dean Koontz!

I know. Stop that shite and read some Mills and Boon. are there any sex scenes in Mills and Boon books? Surely the romance and chase leads to some hard sweaty sex? "

And this is where I lecture you again on sex not being everything...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

i wish i had just one reply"

Here you go. That was easy

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I wish I could find a woman who wants to be kissed within an inch of her life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday?

Thanks in advance xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could find a woman who wants to be kissed within an inch of her life

FLORO!!!!! I FOUND ONE FOR YA!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday?

Thanks in advance xxxx"

Material possessions will not make you happy, so no.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday?

Thanks in advance xxxx

Material possessions will not make you happy, so no.

Pffffft.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I wish I could fly way up to the sky.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I wish to go back to Friday morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could fly way up to the sky."

Ryanair. €19.99 return to Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could fly way up to the sky."

I am going to have that in my head now

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?

Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday?

Thanks in advance xxxx

Material possessions will not make you happy, so no.

Pffffft.

I refuse for your own good

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I wish I was in Sheffield right now

More info required before granting that one

Just to spend some quality time with a special someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I wish I could fly way up to the sky.

Ryanair. €19.99 return to Belfast

But I don’t want go to Belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?

Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please

And you need my help for that?

Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wish someone would come do my hoovering for me

Maybe naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was in Sheffield right now

More info required before granting that one

Just to spend some quality time with a special someone

It’s Sunday and public transport is crap. Skype or Whatapp him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon "

There’s just no pleasing some... I shall try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish I can bounce 10p of OP ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish someone would come do my hoovering for me

Maybe naked

Start a thread on here and you’ll have someone different for each day of the month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish I can bounce 10p of OP ass

That’s what you would choose to do to me if I was standing in front of you? Shame on you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace for starters, after that some interest on here would be nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I am Not Touching THAT!!

I told you I was a good girl!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"World peace for starters, after that some interest on here would be nice lol"

World peace is sadly out of my league. You get interest Mister, you just choose to ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I am Not Touching THAT!!

I told you I was a good girl!!

What?!?

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!"

Damian Lewis or Eric Stolz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish I can bounce 10p of OP ass

That’s what you would choose to do to me if I was standing in front of you? Shame on you..."

You got a good Point there.

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Damian Lewis or Eric Stolz?

Redheaded woman

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!"

Get your arse over here then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Damian Lewis or Eric Stolz?

Redheaded woman

Tut tut "

Too late...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Get your arse over here then!

Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Get your arse over here then!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

Where are you going ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

Where are you going ?"

Is that your wish? Information?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life

You and me both sista.....

I wish I was a 6 foot man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

Send photos...

Hard duck is on your schedule for next week so stop being so greedy. Enjoy the yoghurt

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Send photos...

Hard duck is on your schedule for next week so stop being so greedy. Enjoy the yoghurt

Will send photos once all have arrived!

Hard duck doesn't sound mouthwatering.

Pfft next week feels so far away. Fiiiiine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon

There’s just no pleasing some... I shall try

I have cheated slightly to make it easier for you as I have people with a vested interest on both sides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon

There’s just no pleasing some... I shall try

I have cheated slightly to make it easier for you as I have people with a vested interest on both sides

I like people who make my life easier for me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hello my lovely. I am in need of more hours in the day for me time.

Ooops I missed the lamp and rubbed your fabulous arse

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?"

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"[Wish removed by poster at 01/03/20 16:51:19]"

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again."

Doggy style? Think about your digestion

Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wish is for someone to start a campaign to get Little Miss Saucy onto my cock.

Ooh, she's hot!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

A gorgeous reliable honest fwb come my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello my lovely. I am in need of more hours in the day for me time.

Ooops I missed the lamp and rubbed your fabulous arse

You’ve put me in a dazed stupor.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wish is for someone to start a campaign to get Little Miss Saucy onto my cock.

Ooh, she's hot!

Now surely you can do that yourself...

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Teleport machine would be good so distance wouldn’t be so much of an issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gorgeous reliable honest fwb come my way "

I’m sending you a ticket to Mars... the chances are better there..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.

Doggy style? Think about your digestion

Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything

No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Teleport machine would be good so distance wouldn’t be so much of an issue "

I’m not a technical minded person, sorry.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Teleport machine would be good so distance wouldn’t be so much of an issue

I’m not a technical minded person, sorry. "

It’s fine. I’ll drive instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wish is for someone to start a campaign to get Little Miss Saucy onto my cock.

Ooh, she's hot!

Now surely you can do that yourself..."

Spoilsport

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hello my lovely. I am in need of more hours in the day for me time.

Ooops I missed the lamp and rubbed your fabulous arse

You’ve put me in a dazed stupor.....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.

Doggy style? Think about your digestion

Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything

No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam."

Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.

I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.

Doggy style? Think about your digestion

Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything

No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.

Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.

I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason

You sir are playing with fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier

Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.

Doggy style? Think about your digestion

Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything

No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.

Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.

I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason

You sir are playing with fire

Yeah, but what a way to go

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier

Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?

No I’m all good .... ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of.

(And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt

)

Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?

During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.

Doggy style? Think about your digestion

Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything

No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.

Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.

I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason

You sir are playing with fire

Yeah, but what a way to go

Laughing now and will remind you of this when you need 2 weeks off work to recover...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier

Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?

No I’m all good .... ta"

Thought so.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?

Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please

And you need my help for that?

Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread....

Nope it didn’t work

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Had anyone granted your wish, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish you were waiting to board me

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?

Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please

And you need my help for that?

Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread....

Nope it didn’t work

Right I’ll start a thread when I’m home tomorrow. Can you wait that long?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had anyone granted your wish, OP?"

No. He’s too pigheaded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish you were waiting to board me

Fuzz"

That’s one lone queue to be waiting in

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend

Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders

He’s on nights.......

So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?

Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please

And you need my help for that?

Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread....

Nope it didn’t work

Right I’ll start a thread when I’m home tomorrow. Can you wait that long?

Lol!!! I’m sure I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish you were waiting to board me

Fuzz

That’s one lone queue to be waiting in

Brilliant autocorrect error. So true....

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

I wish you were waiting to board me

Fuzz

That’s one lone queue to be waiting in

Brilliant autocorrect error. So true....

Fuzz"

Whoops!!!

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I wish I was in the Cayman Islands

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason

You sir are playing with fire

Yeah, but what a way to go

Laughing now and will remind you of this when you need 2 weeks off work to recover..."

You've made me laugh a lot OP. Just make it Saturday tomorrow and I will be more than happy. Ta babes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier

Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?

No I’m all good .... ta"

I speak for everyone when I say

... thank the lord above he is all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Get your arse over here then!

Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that

Hardly, just fancied a bit of a seeing to!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier

Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?

No I’m all good .... ta

I speak for everyone when I say

... thank the lord above he is all good "

I mean I don’t go on recommendations ... much better finding out things for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was in the Cayman Islands"

Nah. Think of the shock. All that sand and sun. I couldn’t do that to you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Get your arse over here then!

Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that

Hardly, just fancied a bit of a seeing to!

Ruined it. I was going for a good girl image for you....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep.

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh well in a few months I be there just whated to be there sooner

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would wish for peace and love good health to everybody and people to have a good sense of sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wishing for next Saturday ! Right about now it's the only thing that will get me through this week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep."

Your wish will be granted in 15 years...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm wishing for next Saturday ! Right about now it's the only thing that will get me through this week!"

. Lucky man that you are....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep.

Your wish will be granted in 15 years..."

I have to wait until the youngest is 23?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep.

Your wish will be granted in 15 years...

I have to wait until the youngest is 23?!

Sorry I meant 35 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!

Get your arse over here then!

Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that

Hardly, just fancied a bit of a seeing to!

Ruined it. I was going for a good girl image for you....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Invisible again

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Invisible again

Never PP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Invisible again

No. I was just speechless at such a silly wish

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

Peace and calm in the world with no conflict

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

Peace and calm in the world with no conflict

Oh gawd you aim high don’t you. I’m flattered in your belief in me but beyond me...

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I wish I could have seen the PJ Harvey video

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

Peace and calm in the world with no conflict

Oh gawd you aim high don’t you. I’m flattered in your belief in me but beyond me...

Yes I do aim high , one can hope

but won’t be holding my breath for this , can only imagine this wish , I know it was a wasted wish but stranger things have happened

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t really want anything but I would still love to rub your lamp

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I wish that I could speed up my move in date to my new place..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can you get me from the 'reserve' list to the 'going' list for MLS in May? Please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could have seen the PJ Harvey video

You will. Time has been my enemy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

Peace and calm in the world with no conflict

Oh gawd you aim high don’t you. I’m flattered in your belief in me but beyond me...

Yes I do aim high , one can hope

but won’t be holding my breath for this , can only imagine this wish , I know it was a wasted wish but stranger things have happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t really want anything but I would still love to rub your lamp

You don’t even need to ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish that I could speed up my move in date to my new place.. "

Noooo. Take the time to plan and go walking around IKEA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x"

Well you’re on the right site for that so congratulations...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you get me from the 'reserve' list to the 'going' list for MLS in May? Please x"

Patience is a virtue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was off on my travels - I want to visit all the States of America with a fun friend

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x"

You sound like a Labrador puppy.

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wish my work would take me east midlands !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wishing for next Saturday ! Right about now it's the only thing that will get me through this week!

. Lucky man that you are...."

Don't I know it hehe. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x

You sound like a Labrador puppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...

Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored

An erotic photo popping up in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds

Where do I apply ? Make a pretty good San Francisco sour dough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corona to calm down and the normal life to resume in a months time. Quite reasonable wish me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could have cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds

Where do I apply ? Make a pretty good San Francisco sour dough."

You are hired !

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds

Where do I apply ? Make a pretty good San Francisco sour dough.

You are hired ! "

I like to think making bread is similar to playing with a sexy woman

Take your time, some things can’t be rushed

It’s all about chemistry and temperature get that right and the results will be good.

But most importantly, If your fingers get too sticky, never under any circumstances add flour, simply keep working extra hard, add a bit of oil instead.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone would post warm jam donuts through my letterbox

(No, that's not a euphemism

)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My arse would look as good as yours in knickers. One day.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my legs were longer

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