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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

day out on my inflatable yacht..

Come on, you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inflatable sounds dangerous

Can’t you get a boat ??

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I will come Cheeky just in case you need saving from drowning! Again!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You son of a bitch, I'm in "

Bring arm bands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inflatable sounds dangerous

Can’t you get a boat ?? "

It will be fun, no fishing though, don’t want my yacht popped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You son of a bitch, I'm in

Bring arm bands "

I'll just use your flotation devices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inflatable sounds dangerous

Can’t you get a boat ??

It will be fun, no fishing though, don’t want my yacht popped "

I never fish ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inflatable sounds dangerous

Can’t you get a boat ??

It will be fun, no fishing though, don’t want my yacht popped

I never fish ... "

That’s a lie ... I do actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will come Cheeky just in case you need saving from drowning! Again!!

D."

I always need saving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You son of a bitch, I'm in

Bring arm bands

I'll just use your flotation devices "

I don’t have any armbands, I have a rubber ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You son of a bitch, I'm in

Bring arm bands

I'll just use your flotation devices

I don’t have any armbands, I have a rubber ring "

Talking about your tits doofus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You son of a bitch, I'm in

Bring arm bands

I'll just use your flotation devices

I don’t have any armbands, I have a rubber ring

Talking about your tits doofus "

Durrrrrrrrrr, I know doofus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inflatable sounds dangerous

Can’t you get a boat ??

It will be fun, no fishing though, don’t want my yacht popped

I never fish ...

That’s a lie ... I do actually "

No sharp pointy objects allowed

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Sounds mad in the current UK weather, a nice lake in the Summer might work.

I see it's bring your own lifejack, does that mean lots of cord pulling for auto inflating chest seperators at critical moments ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll just go swimming if it's going to be like that

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.

Oh f**k it - count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.

Oh f**k it - count me in "

I’m setting off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be plenty flotation devices to help keep us buoyant in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems to be plenty flotation devices to help keep us buoyant in this thread"

Have you got a life jacked for your willy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey "

Oh hello husband , it’s just us 2 on this first trip, we’ll come back for the rest next Wednesday

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll bring my own floating devices

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

And yet not a single joke about seamen, very disappointed

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"day out on my inflatable yacht..

Come on, you know you want to "

I’m not blowing it (ooo errrr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems to be plenty flotation devices to help keep us buoyant in this thread

Have you got a life jacked for your willy "

I'll just hold onto your boobs. They will keep me afloat and my dick upright!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll bring my own floating devices "

What are they

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And yet not a single joke about seamen, very disappointed "

There’s your opening to make one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inflatable yacht? Does that include a free ride in a helicopter or lifeboat

Err count me in,I like living on the edge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inflatable yacht? Does that include a free ride in a helicopter or lifeboat

Err count me in,I like living on the edge "

Yes absolutely, I have an inflatable helicopter with inflatable pilot, no life boat though, you’re on your own if it pops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"day out on my inflatable yacht..

Come on, you know you want to

I’m not blowing it (ooo errrr)"

I’m not blowing you either

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey

Oh hello husband , it’s just us 2 on this first trip, we’ll come back for the rest next Wednesday "

I’ll bring along wine, a compass and a puncture repair kit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey

Oh hello husband , it’s just us 2 on this first trip, we’ll come back for the rest next Wednesday

I’ll bring along wine, a compass and a puncture repair kit "

Don’t forget the marmite or I’ll be cross

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.

Oh f**k it - count me in

I’m setting off now "

All aboard .

We’ll probably drown, but I’ll die happy.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey

Oh hello husband , it’s just us 2 on this first trip, we’ll come back for the rest next Wednesday

I’ll bring along wine, a compass and a puncture repair kit

Don’t forget the marmite or I’ll be cross "

Of course - and as a double bonus for our seafaring voyage, my good friend Bear Gryll’s has just informed me that smearing marmite over our bodies will not only be highly erotic but will simultaneously act as an expedient shark repellent to. Win-win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet not a single joke about seamen, very disappointed "

Lower the tone why don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.

Oh f**k it - count me in

I’m setting off now

All aboard .

We’ll probably drown, but I’ll die happy.

"

You won’t die, it will almost definitely stay afloat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey

Oh hello husband , it’s just us 2 on this first trip, we’ll come back for the rest next Wednesday

I’ll bring along wine, a compass and a puncture repair kit

Don’t forget the marmite or I’ll be cross

Of course - and as a double bonus for our seafaring voyage, my good friend Bear Gryll’s has just informed me that smearing marmite over our bodies will not only be highly erotic but will simultaneously act as an expedient shark repellent to. Win-win! "

Good old Bear, he’s a bit of a pervert isn’t he

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"day out on my inflatable yacht..

Come on, you know you want to "

Yes please.

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Arr an inflatable yacht full of swingers, time to give chase with the rest of the pirates, plank walks, and plunder!

Hoist me from the yard arm, strap em to the masts, fog me, hog tie me to the cannon ship mates time to party!

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Arr an inflatable yacht full of swingers, time to give chase with the rest of the pirates, plank walks, and plunder!

Hoist me from the yard arm, strap em to the masts, fog me, hog tie me to the cannon ship mates time to party! "

Auto correct me and em

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.

Oh f**k it - count me in

I’m setting off now

All aboard .

We’ll probably drown, but I’ll die happy.

You won’t die, it will almost definitely stay afloat "

I apologise. I have complete faith in you, cap’n

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