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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What are your current inconsequential woes?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Too many books for our book cases.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My lingerie seems to be growing, which means I need to go shopping. Weight loss is expensive.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Too many books for our book cases. "

I have this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man I want doesn't want me.

And I'm really full up because I ate too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

If I can wear the same outfit two club meets in a row, luckily diffrent clubs but do I, don't I, this is heavy stuff. If anyone has advice please speak up xx xx

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

A spotlight bulb has gone in the kitchen and I don’t have a spare one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many books for our book cases. "

I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dishwasher needs emptying and re-filling. It’s just too much

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our living room looks like a fucking toy shop. Need a butler in the buff to come and clean up

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover "

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand hurts!

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By *issminxymooWoman
over a year ago

Button Moon

I've run out of wine so am having to drink some really delicious gin, woe is me

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My toes still sore!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many books for our book cases.

I have this too

Get a kindle and have a nice bonfire. Sorted

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"If I can wear the same outfit two club meets in a row, luckily diffrent clubs but do I, don't I, this is heavy stuff. If anyone has advice please speak up xx xx "

Accessorise, darling, accessorise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lingerie seems to be growing, which means I need to go shopping. Weight loss is expensive."

Put in in the washing machine on a boil wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx "

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lingerie seems to be growing, which means I need to go shopping. Weight loss is expensive."

I’m jealous of your problem

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a little hungry but can't be bothered getting up and putting my cauliflower cheese into the oven. Sat lounging and listening to music which is more appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many books for our book cases.

I have this too

Get a kindle and have a nice bonfire. Sorted

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Too many books for our book cases.

I have this too

Get a kindle and have a nice bonfire. Sorted

Heresy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red "

I have those. MAC?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"If I can wear the same outfit two club meets in a row, luckily diffrent clubs but do I, don't I, this is heavy stuff. If anyone has advice please speak up xx xx

Accessorise, darling, accessorise!

x "

YES, silly me, accessorize, I'm a div,thank you.

Taking citizen advice to a special level xxx

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My lingerie seems to be growing, which means I need to go shopping. Weight loss is expensive.

I’m jealous of your problem

I'm not, I don't want to spend money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dishwasher needs emptying and re-filling. It’s just too much "

Definitely this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?"

Yes

A lovely secret Santa present a couple of years ago. Still going strong as I don’t wear them often

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?"

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many books for our book cases.

I have this too

Get a kindle and have a nice bonfire. Sorted

Im a solution type of guy, unfortunately it's not always pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

Yes

A lovely secret Santa present a couple of years ago. Still going strong as I don’t wear them often "

9th June, hun.

I luv red , bit if a giveaway on my photos, lol.

Sorry thread and all of you beautiful people xxx

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By *atenaWoman
over a year ago

Hyde

I’ve finished my beer and I can’t be bothered getting up to get another from the fridge

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips "

Definitely. My features mean I can break that rule a bit, and I rarely go without eyeshadow.

I certainly have good nudes, just Velvet Teddy isn't one, and good reds, but not those two.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My other woe is that I'm aching all over, want a massage, but don't want to deal with people.

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By *imbo2007Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Need some snack from kitchen but I'm sat in lounge

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

There aren't enough hours in the day for how long I want to be in this bath.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Not enough space for my shoe and trainer collection.

I’m not prepared to make sacrifices so may have to start storing them in a third bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips "

Yes. Bold eyes or bold lips for me. I never go with both.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I've got the lady horn and can't get any penis until tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setting my alarm for 5 thanks to rail replacement buses and having to drive in to London tomorrow

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips

Yes. Bold eyes or bold lips for me. I never go with both. "

You're not supposed to, but to a point I can get away with it with my colouring.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips

Yes. Bold eyes or bold lips for me. I never go with both. "

And the colour was ?? Xxx xxx

Think I messed the thread up, feeling a little guilty now xx

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Setting my alarm for 5 thanks to rail replacement buses and having to drive in to London tomorrow "

Three words that send shivers down my spine

“Rail replacement buses”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips

Yes. Bold eyes or bold lips for me. I never go with both.

You're not supposed to, but to a point I can get away with it with my colouring."

Oh definitely. I just meant for me personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm d*unk and on my lonesome.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ordered yesterday but my guitar strings aren't arriving til Tuesday. The cheek.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Aloe Vera gel has squirted all over my duvet cover

Breaking all the rules but I can't resist !!!!

Please, what lipstick is that in your pics, it's lush and I SO what it.

Sorry thread xxx

There’s two

Ruby woo

Russian red

I have those. MAC?

First world makeup diva problems. I find both Ruby Woo and Russian Red underwhelming on me. And Velvet Teddy doesn't suit me at all.

I think we talked about eye make up before ... I only wear these if I don’t have eyeshadow on. If I have a very dark eye, I usually go nudes or a paler brown on lips

Yes. Bold eyes or bold lips for me. I never go with both.

And the colour was ?? Xxx xxx

Think I messed the thread up, feeling a little guilty now xx "

I'm not objecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here!

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

My finger has just gone through the toilet paper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored but too lazy and too cold to go out

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm addicted to cd's..the silver ones not the crossdresser types.. I've ordered ten in the last two days.. I've still got a load I bought in the week I'm still getting through. ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm d*unk and on my lonesome.

You defo should have taken a road trip today

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

I've filled Gemma's wardrobe & run out of room inside 12 months. Where to store any new stuff now.....

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'm addicted to cd's..the silver ones not the crossdresser types.. I've ordered ten in the last two days.. I've still got a load I bought in the week I'm still getting through. ..."

I'm addicted to CDs too. The cross-dresser types not the silver ones. I've also ordered ten in the next week. I stream all my music now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have flu, my kids are with me so trying to avoid passing it on, and the dishes are piling up because im too exhausted

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I have flu, my kids are with me so trying to avoid passing it on, and the dishes are piling up because im too exhausted"

Firstly, bless and hugs.

My big problem is caused by you !! You have three dresses in your pics that I also have in my pics, but you look amazing in them, I love my hell bunny and hearts snd roses dresses but not sure if I should ever wear them again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have flu, my kids are with me so trying to avoid passing it on, and the dishes are piling up because im too exhausted

Firstly, bless and hugs.

Haha, got to love hellbunny, I have 30 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can't decide what to watch next on Netflix

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I have flu, my kids are with me so trying to avoid passing it on, and the dishes are piling up because im too exhausted

Firstly, bless and hugs.

Haha, got to love hellbunny, I have 30 of them

As do I, so lush.

Also love my laughing vampire and chi chi bardot dresses....but..... you look unbelievable, I'm so so jelouse.xx

Might take my pics down now, lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually meeting someone on here that's definitely a problem.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

Just stab the lid with a sharp knife to make a small hole. It'll open as if by magic. But we careful not to stab yourself please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrying my niece up to bed !!! Been years since I’ve done this

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

i made mistake of having sex last weekend, after a couple of months without it.

And now I want it all the time. Which is bloody inconvenient when:

A) you don’t accommodate

B) You don’t have a “go to” man

C) Your free time is minimal

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

Just stab the lid with a sharp knife to make a small hole. It'll open as if by magic. But we careful not to stab yourself please! "

My mum did this with tinned hot dog sausages. It works

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"i made mistake of having sex last weekend, after a couple of months without it.

And now I want it all the time. Which is bloody inconvenient when:

A) you don’t accommodate

B) You don’t have a “go to” man

C) Your free time is minimal

I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

Just stab the lid with a sharp knife to make a small hole. It'll open as if by magic. But we careful not to stab yourself please! "

This would work if it wasnt glass with the sealer put right inside!!!!

I have high hope's for my welding torch.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My can opener has a sort of sharp hook on it. I can break seals by levering it into the lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have flu, my kids are with me so trying to avoid passing it on, and the dishes are piling up because im too exhausted

Firstly, bless and hugs.

Haha, got to love hellbunny, I have 30 of them

As do I, so lush.

Also love my laughing vampire and chi chi bardot dresses....but..... you look unbelievable, I'm so so jelouse.xx

Might take my pics down now, lol xxx "

Dont be silly, i see others in the same lingerie all the time, a dress wont matter

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I can't decide what to watch next on Netflix

I'm trying to watch Fury... keep getting distracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a shower but my mum has gone out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a shower but my mum has gone out"

Aww, that’s not great. I hope you’re healing well x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

Just stab the lid with a sharp knife to make a small hole. It'll open as if by magic. But we careful not to stab yourself please!

This would work if it wasnt glass with the sealer put right inside!!!!

I have high hope's for my welding torch.

Ah yes, glass presents a problem. Have you thought about contacting your local fire brigade

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

Just stab the lid with a sharp knife to make a small hole. It'll open as if by magic. But we careful not to stab yourself please!

My mum did this with tinned hot dog sausages. It works

It does. It breaks the air seal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a real problem.

I cannot open this jar of fucking pears. I literally have it in boiling water and the seal wont pop. I banged it with a hammer on the sides. I've done everything possible.

I just want my canned pears and toast.

Just stab the lid with a sharp knife to make a small hole. It'll open as if by magic. But we careful not to stab yourself please!

This would work if it wasnt glass with the sealer put right inside!!!!

I have high hope's for my welding torch.

Ah yes, glass presents a problem. Have you thought about contacting your local fire brigade

Lol.

Success! But at a price.

(Fuck you glass canning jar. )

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I spilt red wine on my light blue jumper

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