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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long dangling outer lips? I don't think they exist?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Any asking as it’s fresh and wiling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think I'm an 8 but not asking anyone to look at pics of it

Inner lips don't protrude and everything else is small and neat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh those Prominent inner lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just Yanks, arent they different to us, like they appear to have more teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh baby, let me at your VIL's!!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Long dangling outer lips? I don't think they exist?"

They must exist cause the internet told me they did

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Vagina dentata.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think mines there. Is there a number 10?

Or maybe I should send it to everyone so they can tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet baby jebus.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure "

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10. Fat cunt!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t think mines there. Is there a number 10?

Or maybe I should send it to everyone so they can tell me. "

Yes please, PM me bae

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"10. Fat cunt! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10. Fat cunt! "

Hahahaha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?"

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Wonder how many of us ladies are now comparing ourselves to the chart.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

1. hotpicks will take on a different view when I start comparing them to your list, (I'm a geek who loves science)

2. I am no 8 which apparently according to your google checklist is a porn star pussy so result

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure "

You forgot the “pack of ham” style

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though "

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Wonder how many of us ladies are now comparing ourselves to the chart."

You’re all checking now, I can feel it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock "

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not listed... I think mines a cross between a 8 and a 1

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion "

Wow, I feel special, I'll just pop my foof with a damp flannel since we're going all out on the hygiene.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Wonder how many of us ladies are now comparing ourselves to the chart.

You’re all checking now, I can feel it "

I know exactly what mine is like but you will never know.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion

Wow, I feel special, I'll just pop my foof with a damp flannel since we're going all out on the hygiene."

No need, I like disco fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that need to know, know

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion

Wow, I feel special, I'll just pop my foof with a damp flannel since we're going all out on the hygiene.

No need, I like disco fanny "

Mines more like a week old taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that need to know, know "

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion

Wow, I feel special, I'll just pop my foof with a damp flannel since we're going all out on the hygiene."

There’s many more, we need a proper taxonomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another reason we are all full of insecurities

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

To me there's only two types

Ones you want and ones you don't

(Ray)

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Another reason we are all full of insecurities "

Sorry, I don’t understand that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines an 8 but it’s plump

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'd have thought there are way more than 9 'types', the list suggests that a woman could only have one of the different attributes whereas in reality many women have a combination of several.

Ultimately though everyone's is different, we are all unique and there is no right or wrong way to be.

K

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I don’t know what I have... how do you know lol

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Mines neat and tidy lol

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?"

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you "

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion

Wow, I feel special, I'll just pop my foof with a damp flannel since we're going all out on the hygiene.

No need, I like disco fanny

Mines more like a week old taco "

thanks for that ive just spat stella on my dog hahaha it actually made me lol

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together "

Sounds a plan

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together "

That sounds like fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure "

you missed out No.10 "Bucket vagina"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

Yes, I’ll be round in about an hr. I’ve got another bird I need to attend to first though

OK, make sure you give your knob a wipe with a tissue before you come round, I don't want fanny breath from your cock

I’ll use a wet wipe as it’s a special occasion

Wow, I feel special, I'll just pop my foof with a damp flannel since we're going all out on the hygiene.

No need, I like disco fanny

Mines more like a week old taco thanks for that ive just spat stella on my dog hahaha it actually made me lol"

Don't mock my mouldy taco!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together

That sounds like fun! "

He he he yes it does

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

you missed out No.10 "Bucket vagina" "

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together

That sounds like fun!

He he he yes it does "

I'm feeling frisky so you both better saddle up cos I'm ready to ride

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together

That sounds like fun!

He he he yes it does

I'm feeling frisky so you both better saddle up cos I'm ready to ride "

Yeeeeee Harrrrrrr

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together

That sounds like fun!

He he he yes it does

I'm feeling frisky so you both better saddle up cos I'm ready to ride

Yeeeeee Harrrrrrr "

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure

Would you care to come and tell me which mine is OP?

I’ll come and inspect and categorise it for you

I’ll pick you up brother and we’ll inspect together

That sounds like fun!

He he he yes it does

I'm feeling frisky so you both better saddle up cos I'm ready to ride

Yeeeeee Harrrrrrr

"

Waiting on my door step , hurry mr mystique

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Say what

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Say what "

My words exactly what the fucking fuck!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Say what "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Say what

"

Your an egit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No preference other than it's clean.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I think I’m probably a no 7 - which I’m guessing means I’ll never make it as a porn star?

Je suis desolee!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think I’m probably a no 7 - which I’m guessing means I’ll never make it as a porn star?

Je suis desolee! "

All sorts of vulvas are seen in porn, so if you'd want to.....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"No preference other than it's clean."

Damn you’re fussy! I had to lick yours clean!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I think I’m probably a no 7 - which I’m guessing means I’ll never make it as a porn star?

Je suis desolee!

All sorts of vulvas are seen in porn, so if you'd want to..... "

Tbh I can think of nothing I’d less rather do. I like to choose my partners myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Again I’ve been reading an article that states there are 9 different types of vagina that a lady may have. They are:

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

2. Curved outer lips

3. Prominent inner lips

4. Prominent outer lips

5. Long, dangling inner lips

6. Long, dangling outer lips

7. Small, open lips

8. Small, closed lips

9. Visible inner lips

Ladies which one do you have?

Blokes which one do you prefer and why?

Remember Google is your friend if you’re unsure "

And proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine wet

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I like mine wet "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is warm and welcoming when stimulated enough

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Say what

Your an egit "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Say what

Your an egit

"

You are though. A massive one with a tiny dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer

1. Barely there

2. Tucked up

3.ham roll

4. Donner kebab

5. Over filled kebab

6. Double cheese burger

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Know one seen mine in years. Even I forgot what looks like. I think last person was a nurse

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Say what

Your an egit

"

Right back at ya

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Q) What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A) A block of flaps.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Say what

Your an egit

You are though. A massive one with a tiny dick "

Shhh stop outing me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I see some examples?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I see some examples? "

You missed the giblets earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much prefer

1. Barely there

2. Tucked up

3.ham roll

4. Donner kebab

5. Over filled kebab

6. Double cheese burger

"

Ham roll

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ladies, any 4 and 6s out there. Give me a shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I see some examples?

You missed the giblets earlier "

You’re so gonna get in trouble for this!

Wait for it!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I see some examples?

You missed the giblets earlier

You’re so gonna get in trouble for this!

Wait for it! "

I’m ready

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ladies, any 4 and 6s out there. Give me a shout. "

4 and 6’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen a cupcake vagina?.....there's certainly more than nine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew foofs were categorised into different types!

Is it a thing?

Jeeesus and crikey on a bike! What type is mine and could it even be anyones type

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By *hamCouple30Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

My neighbour is a big fanny

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I never knew foofs were categorised into different types!

Is it a thing?

Jeeesus and crikey on a bike! What type is mine and could it even be anyones type "

Let’s have a butchers then and I’ll tell you one you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew foofs were categorised into different types!

Is it a thing?

Jeeesus and crikey on a bike! What type is mine and could it even be anyones type

Let’s have a butchers then and I’ll tell you one you are "

I'm shy you will think it is too saggy or something

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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Don’t mind as long as there round my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot the kind of fanny that posts threads like this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You forgot the kind of fanny that posts threads like this "

No 6

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I never knew foofs were categorised into different types!

Is it a thing?

Jeeesus and crikey on a bike! What type is mine and could it even be anyones type

Let’s have a butchers then and I’ll tell you one you are

I'm shy you will think it is too saggy or something "

Wizard sleeve is not an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew foofs were categorised into different types!

Is it a thing?

Jeeesus and crikey on a bike! What type is mine and could it even be anyones type

Let’s have a butchers then and I’ll tell you one you are

I'm shy you will think it is too saggy or something

Wizard sleeve is not an option "

It is definitely not one of those so I get told

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I never knew foofs were categorised into different types!

Is it a thing?

Jeeesus and crikey on a bike! What type is mine and could it even be anyones type

Let’s have a butchers then and I’ll tell you one you are

I'm shy you will think it is too saggy or something

Wizard sleeve is not an option

It is definitely not one of those so I get told "

A mouses ear then?

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