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If you were an animal...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

which one would you be and why?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I was called a big cuddly bear today,

Bears have claws and teeth, spesh grizzly ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sparrow in my garden because they get lots of food and they can fly and move about very quick.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i said it before on here but an Okapi

odd assemblment of animal parts but oddly beautiful

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'd be a pussycat....independant, takes no shit from anyone and kills for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a rabbit.

Preferably one of the posh ones with all the extra attachments!

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By *appyTrancerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Absolutely a pedigree cat.

Sitting about loafing in the sun or by the fire, getting spoiled

I only say pedigree cos they're much more likely to be owned by loving people and much less likely to be dropped in a canal!

HT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i said it before on here but an Okapi

odd assemblment of animal parts but oddly beautiful "

I do like an okapi. Soft spot for capybara & tapir too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be Holly Willieboobie's pussy. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an animal apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be Holly Willieboobie's pussy. Ta."

Why?

You'd have everybody wanting to poke you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes a dolphin sometimes an eagle for the freedom and the views.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i guess i would be a bear

am quite surprised this threads been going so long and we haven't any comments about cheetahs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i guess i would be a bear

am quite surprised this threads been going so long and we haven't any comments about cheetahs "

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I would like to be a sleek dark panther ...... grrrrrrowwwwl.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've said it before too :

I'd be a Unicorn.

Always horny, rarely met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be Holly Willieboobie's pussy. Ta.

Why?

You'd have everybody wanting to poke you."

and there's a problem with that?

At least I could tell her to smell her own fingers after I've had a good workout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit nippy this morning, so I'd like to be a liccle otter

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Um, a STAG - fleet of foot & an elaborate display of manhood with a constant eye for defenceless does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a cat,independent,serene,graceful,mischievous,slightly mad at times and the eyes that just stare deep into ypur soul...ohh and the ability to.launch yourself and cling on with very sharp claws to poor unsuspecting people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bit nippy this morning, so I'd like to be a liccle otter"

That stoat-ally uncalled for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bit nippy this morning, so I'd like to be a liccle otter

That stoat-ally uncalled for "

I know he a right little minks

Tell him to stop or he'll up fer-ret

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Armadillo...has shelter on his back...and pretty unusual...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Armadillo...has shelter on his back...and pretty unusual... "

Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure."

not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Dolphin,Cat,Wolf,Panther or Leopard

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.

not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex"

ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!

they also use sex to resolve disputes

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.

not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex

ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!

they also use sex to resolve disputes"

I thought Dolphins were the only ones... Ohhhh shit yeah i watched a programme about them monkeys.. One side of the river the monkeys were like normal etc the other side they fucked like mad all day everyday. No matter who you were you were getting fucked. Proper vicious aswell i think.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.

not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex

ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!

they also use sex to resolve disputes

I thought Dolphins were the only ones... Ohhhh shit yeah i watched a programme about them monkeys.. One side of the river the monkeys were like normal etc the other side they fucked like mad all day everyday. No matter who you were you were getting fucked. Proper vicious aswell i think."

which side of the river do you want to live

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.

not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex

ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!

they also use sex to resolve disputes

I thought Dolphins were the only ones... Ohhhh shit yeah i watched a programme about them monkeys.. One side of the river the monkeys were like normal etc the other side they fucked like mad all day everyday. No matter who you were you were getting fucked. Proper vicious aswell i think.

which side of the river do you want to live"

Good question... I really don't like the idea of being forced to take it from the rear... But smashing away all day dont seem a bad idea. Its a toughy.

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By *likeVKblindsMan
over a year ago

Limehouse

I'd be a sea otter becuase I could spend my day floating on my back with my food on my tummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penguin, because I like the snow.

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