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All offers seriously considered 
Those that mention cake or puppies go to the front of the queue.
I'm house trained , can cook and I have super sexy sexy skills...
Crap at housework tho so you'd need to bring your own pinny...
Any offers?
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"First" Mmmn indeed you are | |||
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"I am in !! Cake is my hobby ! I can do housework and cook a bit. Tall 6'4" "You had me at housework | |||
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"Am a fully trained domestic submissive and I have all my own uniforms and pinnys if that's any good for you" That does sound good too | |||
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"I'm not too bad at licking stamps... but I might need to practice on something " | |||
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"I'm not too bad at licking stamps... but I might need to practice on something
"I'm also quite a 'hands-on' sort of guy as well... like to touch... LOVE to taste  | |||
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"Am a fully trained domestic submissive and I have all my own uniforms and pinnys if that's any good for you That does sound good too "I know I have had a few Mistress in the past but finding it hard to find someone now. Lol  | |||
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"I am in !! Cake is my hobby ! I can do housework and cook a bit. Tall 6'4" "Oooh hellllo.. If you can iron... Boom | |||
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"Am married already so will need to be a polly what's it one. Upside I'm tall My Mrs is fit...long legs, big boobs and bum. We have a cleaner Im a pretty good cook. My wife is great at baking. Open to getting a puppy. 2 for 1 " Can I keep the cleaner in the Pre Nup? | |||
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"Am married already so will need to be a polly what's it one. Upside I'm tall My Mrs is fit...long legs, big boobs and bum. We have a cleaner Im a pretty good cook. My wife is great at baking. Open to getting a puppy. 2 for 1 Can I keep the cleaner in the Pre Nup? "Of course...but hopefully we will just live in blissful harmony... | |||
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"How about I get some hired help, for the domestic stuff and we'll just have sex and more sex? "Can we have the occasional arguement in IKEA too to keep it real? | |||
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"I have just made a white chocolate & raspberry cheesecake, I enjoy ironing and I live in a country mansion!" ...Ooohhhh...he lives in a house.. a very big house in the country.... | |||
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"How about I get some hired help, for the domestic stuff and we'll just have sex and more sex?
Can we have the occasional arguement in IKEA too to keep it real? "Oh blimey, where have you been all my life?
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"I am in !! Cake is my hobby ! I can do housework and cook a bit. Tall 6'4"
Oooh hellllo..
If you can iron... Boom"See proof in profile pic | |||
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"I can dress my body with cake and you can help yourself "Now that's the kind of offer I like | |||
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"I have just made a white chocolate & raspberry cheesecake, I enjoy ironing and I live in a country mansion!" You sounds ideal husband material...what's the catch | |||
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"I’d be.happy if I could have sex with the bride and bridesmaids. I’d even consider the groom, best man and ushers too "*chuckling | |||
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"Bagsy be a bridesmaid "I bagsy flower girl or 2nd bridesmaid. | |||
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"I’d be.happy if I could have sex with the bride and bridesmaids. I’d even consider the groom, best man and ushers too
*chuckling "Hey it’s a leap year. Indecent proposals are de rigueur today;-) | |||
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"Bagsy be a bridesmaid
I bagsy flower girl or 2nd bridesmaid. "The more bridesmaids the merrier | |||
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"I got up early this morning and put the coffee on, It was a beautiful morning. Two cups, one for me and one for you. I watched as you laid there asleep and so peaceful. I watched you thinking to my self and God that you are so beautiful. I watched as you dreamed, the movement of your eyes and often a little smile. You looked amazing there so beautiful , you never knew I was there all the while I watched the sun light flicker on your beautiful face. I watched you lay there, for me a beautiful place. Time to admire your beauty, your peace as you did sleep. Truly loving each minute and building a memory to keep. I took off your night shirt, you yet knew my plans. I placed a hot towel on your back, rubbed it in with my hands. Next was a hot oil massage rubbed in with love. Something that I must do for my angel sent from above. You often say, "You don't have to do this" Trust me when I say if I did not it is something I would miss It gives me the ability to express my love in a gentle and caring way. It gives me a chance to touch your body so soft and so beautiful. Something that I want to do, it is called being thoughtful. If my touch through a massage brings you relief and pleasure. I will except your marriage proposal to be your husband, True and devoted to love and to care for you. You are my everything, my love, my life, my world, please know this is true. As your husband I am to honor and respect you and ensure that no harm comes to you. A husband should be willing to give his life for his wife, I will give my life for you in all that I do. " Have you been practices this
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"Ok checklist...... I can cook I do housework I have a dog Shall I book the church now ??" Do it | |||
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"Right, I really don't want to miss my Leap Year proposal opportunity so I'm putting it out there
All offers seriously considered
Those that mention cake or puppies go to the front of the queue.
I'm house trained , can cook and I have super sexy sexy skills...
Crap at housework tho so you'd need to bring your own pinny...
Any offers?
"It's the WOMAN that asks in leap year..... so uhmmmmmm who you gonna ask ? | |||
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"I've just reported you to the Fab regulators, for using the M word. People like you have no regards for others who have been traumatized by the effects the M word word. Shame on you!" Sorry, not sorry | |||
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"Am married already so will need to be a polly what's it one. Upside I'm tall My Mrs is fit...long legs, big boobs and bum. We have a cleaner Im a pretty good cook. My wife is great at baking. Open to getting a puppy. 2 for 1 " He's fickle tho minnie ..... fickle! | |||
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"Bagsy be a bridesmaid "Deal | |||
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"I have a maid uniform, a cooking cakes for dummys book and I love puppies. Also I'm good at doing as I'm told added to the fact that I could clothes shop for England. Can also help with make up, what more would a woman want. Hope me being a tranny won't put the dampeners on things , we could both wear a wedding dress !! X " Up staging the bride....naughty | |||
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"hot towel on your back, rubbed it in with my hands. Next was a hot oil massage rubbed in with love. Have you been practices this
Marry me "The hot towel and hot massage, Yes been practicing that. Alas do I except the marriage proposal after the post. Though I havent said. I cook, I clean, I do the repairs and build things. Yet I express my love in a gentle and caring ways. Keep you warm on these cold nights, Cuddling and spooning into you on these loving days. | |||
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"hot towel on your back, rubbed it in with my hands. Next was a hot oil massage rubbed in with love. Have you been practices this
Marry me
The hot towel and hot massage, Yes been practicing that.
Alas do I except the marriage proposal after the post.
Though I havent said.
I cook, I clean, I do the repairs and build things.
Yet I express my love in a gentle and caring ways.
Keep you warm on these cold nights, Cuddling and spooning into you on these loving days.
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"Awwww I was going to propose " Nothing stopping you, So go ahead and propose to someone. or ask them to marry you | |||
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"Am married already so will need to be a polly what's it one. Upside I'm tall My Mrs is fit...long legs, big boobs and bum. We have a cleaner Im a pretty good cook. My wife is great at baking. Open to getting a puppy. 2 for 1 He's fickle tho minnie ..... fickle!" Granny you keep knocking me back... | |||
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"I’d be.happy if I could have sex with the bride and bridesmaids. I’d even consider the groom, best man and ushers too "You can be Chief Confetti Tosser | |||
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"I am in !! Cake is my hobby ! I can do housework and cook a bit. Tall 6'4"
Oooh hellllo..
If you can iron... Boom
See proof in profile pic "Fabbed.. Now I got my glasses on.. Hmmmmmmm | |||
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"I got up early this morning and put the coffee on, It was a beautiful morning. Two cups, one for me and one for you. I watched as you laid there asleep and so peaceful. I watched you thinking to my self and God that you are so beautiful. I watched as you dreamed, the movement of your eyes and often a little smile. You looked amazing there so beautiful , you never knew I was there all the while I watched the sun light flicker on your beautiful face. I watched you lay there, for me a beautiful place. Time to admire your beauty, your peace as you did sleep. Truly loving each minute and building a memory to keep. I took off your night shirt, you yet knew my plans. I placed a hot towel on your back, rubbed it in with my hands. Next was a hot oil massage rubbed in with love. Something that I must do for my angel sent from above. You often say, "You don't have to do this" Trust me when I say if I did not it is something I would miss It gives me the ability to express my love in a gentle and caring way. It gives me a chance to touch your body so soft and so beautiful. Something that I want to do, it is called being thoughtful. If my touch through a massage brings you relief and pleasure. I will except your marriage proposal to be your husband, True and devoted to love and to care for you. You are my everything, my love, my life, my world, please know this is true. As your husband I am to honor and respect you and ensure that no harm comes to you. A husband should be willing to give his life for his wife, I will give my life for you in all that I do. " | |||
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"I have a pinny and cake." Indeedy | |||
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"Will you marry me ?" Yes let's do it, I love an Northern Irish accent | |||
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