FabSwingers.com forum: Crocodiles

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans are far more evil than any animal ever will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theyre great.

I have a alligator head on a stick.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"Humans are far more evil than any animal ever will be"

Sad but true

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Theyre great.

I have a alligator head on a stick."

Really ? Honestly?

That is done souvenir..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

Mick Dundee says they are harmless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog

He waits until I clear the garden of his poo then he’ll go straight out and do another one

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Some

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

Do you need a hug Tom?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont see many crocodiles where i live

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks...

Do you need a hug Tom? "

Don't cough near him though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional troller I’m convinced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex.

Evil vile waste of air draining spineless vermin

(Da/dv perp)

Id rather spend half hour sat with a croc then 30 secs near ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ex.

Evil vile waste of air draining spineless vermin

(Da/dv perp)

Id rather spend half hour sat with a croc then 30 secs near ex"

Look don’t beat about the bush speak your mind

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Professional troller I’m convinced "

Dunno about that but I do know you have a lovely smile xx

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The ex.

Evil vile waste of air draining spineless vermin

(Da/dv perp)

Id rather spend half hour sat with a croc then 30 secs near ex"

Was you ex a man ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Crocs are bloody evil predators..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Crocs are bloody evil predators..

Actually they are a top apex predator who evolved into a perfect killing machine to the point that they have remained unchanged for millions of years,long before we were around.

Much like sharks.

To avoid falling foul of them just avoid and certainly don't go jamming your thumb up it's butt!

That will really piss it off

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Humans are far more evil than any animal ever will be

Sad but true"

This..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Crocs are bloody evil predators..

Actually they are a top apex predator who evolved into a perfect killing machine to the point that they have remained unchanged for millions of years,long before we were around.

Much like sharks.

To avoid falling foul of them just avoid and certainly don't go jamming your thumb up it's butt!

That will really piss it off"

Agreed.. they are evil bastards.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Wasps

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I dont see many crocodiles where i live"

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I thought this was going to be about the footwear 'crocs'

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hippos

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I dont see many crocodiles where i live

The fens are full of them

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Animals are not evil. I think that only humans have the capacity for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about the footwear 'crocs' "

The footwear crocs are more evil than actual crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they kill for spite? Do they kill for sport? Or do they just kill for food and survival? I'm not sure that makes them evil.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I thought this was going to be about the footwear 'crocs'

The footwear crocs are more evil than actual crocs "

But the wearing of socks with them makes them positively lovable..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well I for one won't swim with them

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Well I for one won't swim with them

Think it's safe to say that everyone agrees with you on that..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Do they transmit Covid19?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Humans are evil. When did you last see a picture of a crocodile trophy hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

All birds, all of them

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Well I for one won't swim with them

Why, do they have Coronavirus?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Emerald cockroach wasp - evil bugger

In fact wasps in general

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Well I for one won't swim with them

Think it's safe to say that everyone agrees with you on that.. "

Are you my stalker.. or admirer?

You seem to be a constant in my life

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I thought this was going to be about the footwear 'crocs'

The footwear crocs are more evil than actual crocs "

Quite

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Well I for one won't swim with them

Think it's safe to say that everyone agrees with you on that..

Are you my stalker.. or admirer?

You seem to be a constant in my life

Ah bless you nearly got me sussed..

Nope, just another contributor who asks you questions which you run from..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

Only people Tom, only people

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Crocodile kill..

Nasty buggers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Crocodile kill..

Nasty buggers "
do you really think crocodiles are more dangerous than humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ex.

Evil vile waste of air draining spineless vermin

(Da/dv perp)

Id rather spend half hour sat with a croc then 30 secs near ex

Was you ex a man ?"

Not a real man.. as they dont abuse women.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The wonders of evolution. Humans are awful creatures

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Wasps

What is the point of a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google tarantula hawk wasp, most evil thing I ever saw.

Paralises the tarantula then lays eggs inside, so when the eggs hatch the larvae eats the tarantula from the inside out whilst it is still alive.

That is a massive fuck you from nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodiles and sharks are both wonderful creatures.everyone knows the score with a crocodile,stay well away. They’re both wonders of the natural world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are doing these animal hating posts just to wind people up lol

It was sharks last week, it be lions next week and in a few months you be onto the cute panda because it has teeth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocodiles and sharks are both wonderful creatures.everyone knows the score with a crocodile,stay well away. They’re both wonders of the natural world "

Beautifully said xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

wonder if tom has been eaten by a crocodile hes gone quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch out for sting rays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of rain here might have flooded Chester Zoo and released the crocodiles

Wake up people! You should be worried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom sitting there flicking between Sky News & Nat Geo deciding what to post about next

Love this guy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The amount of rain here might have flooded Chester Zoo and released the crocodiles

Wake up people! You should be worried!"
oh god dont he will go into panic mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of rain here might have flooded Chester Zoo and released the crocodiles

Wake up people! You should be worried!oh god dont he will go into panic mode"

This is serious DS. We should be panicking. They are evil fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember doing the crocodile dance thing at pontins?

Crocodile crocodile were marching in single file

Crocodile crocodile for a snappy happy holiday!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The amount of rain here might have flooded Chester Zoo and released the crocodiles

Wake up people! You should be worried!oh god dont he will go into panic mode

This is serious DS. We should be panicking. They are evil fuckers

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I know i need to wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of rain here might have flooded Chester Zoo and released the crocodiles

Wake up people! You should be worried!oh god dont he will go into panic mode

This is serious DS. We should be panicking. They are evil fuckers

I know i need to wake up"

Definitely and remember

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile

Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile

Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day

Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile

You may very well be well bred

Lots ot etiquette in your head

But there's always some special case, time or place

To forget etiquette

For instance:

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The amount of rain here might have flooded Chester Zoo and released the crocodiles

Wake up people! You should be worried!oh god dont he will go into panic mode

This is serious DS. We should be panicking. They are evil fuckers

I know i need to wake up

Definitely and remember

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile

Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile

Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day

Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile

You may very well be well bred

Lots ot etiquette in your head

But there's always some special case, time or place

To forget etiquette

For instance:

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the cougars you need to watch out for mate!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

My ex!

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

You’re right.

Crocodiles.

Dangerous fuckers.

WAKE UP PEOPLE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs are bloody evil predators..

Actually they are a top apex predator who evolved into a perfect killing machine to the point that they have remained unchanged for millions of years,long before we were around.

Much like sharks.

To avoid falling foul of them just avoid and certainly don't go jamming your thumb up it's butt!

That will really piss it off"

Also run away in zig zags, they can't turn so good....

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans have fucked up the environment.. Not crocodiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

And they're lurking in the waters of Wivenhoe, waiting just for you.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Crocodile kill..

Nasty buggers "
humans kill...now that is an evil species .. crocodiles arent evil

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

Cats.

Waltzing around not giving a flying fuck about anything, pushing shit of the table for no apparent reason apart from its 'fun'

Lying all the time pretending to be hungry.

Dragging innocent animals to their death to show u they're capable of non remorseful murder.

Demanding cuddles n shit and then randomly scratching n biting you if by chance u accidentally stroke it's belly.

Shits everywhere.

And worst of all the fucker wakes u up at stupid o clock in the morning just to be an annoying evil little shit

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Well I can see you've got the blues

In your alligator shoes

Me I'm all smiles

I've got my crocodiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Crocodiles and alligators are so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is evil, killing for food to live? Killing for sport? For fun? Rapists, bullies, paedophiles?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

They are indeed horrible. I was fortunate enough to see the migration crossing of the Mara river in Kenya a few years ago. There had been a horrific crossing a few days earlier, all the carcasses were there and stinking. Thankfully the Crocs were still full and sleeping as the herd crossed right in front of us. Like a biblical event, the most magnificent thing I’ve ever seen.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"They are indeed horrible. I was fortunate enough to see the migration crossing of the Mara river in Kenya a few years ago. There had been a horrific crossing a few days earlier, all the carcasses were there and stinking. Thankfully the Crocs were still full and sleeping as the herd crossed right in front of us. Like a biblical event, the most magnificent thing I’ve ever seen. "

I can picture the scene. I saw something similar on a TV programme one.. those evil buggers eating wilderbeast for no reason..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

Wasps.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I take offence to this, my mum is half crocodile. Stop being speciesist Tom!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Humans are far more evil than any animal ever will be"

Humans have conscious evil

All others are purely innate

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Theyre great.

I have a alligator head on a stick."

How does it smell?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Foxes, they just don’t kill to eat.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I take offence to this, my mum is half crocodile. Stop being speciesist Tom!"

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Baby Crocodiles and alligators are so cute

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many years ago I was on exercise in Africa with the Army

We collected a bucket full of baby crocs and took them back to barracks were we found the rugby team enjoying an after match team bath, should of seen them move when we tipped the crocs in

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Baby Crocodiles and alligators are so cute

many years ago I was on exercise in Africa with the Army

We collected a bucket full of baby crocs and took them back to barracks were we found the rugby team enjoying an after match team bath, should of seen them move when we tipped the crocs in

Really ? Are you serious

OMFG..

I would have shite myself

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Baby Crocodiles and alligators are so cute

many years ago I was on exercise in Africa with the Army

We collected a bucket full of baby crocs and took them back to barracks were we found the rugby team enjoying an after match team bath, should of seen them move when we tipped the crocs in

Really ? Are you serious

OMFG..

I would have shite myself "
yes a few of the guys did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can picture the scene. I saw something similar on a TV programme one.. those evil buggers eating wilderbeast for no reason.. "

For no reason??? They kill for food, if you didnt have a grocery store to go to, you would be killing shit to survive too

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I can picture the scene. I saw something similar on a TV programme one.. those evil buggers eating wilderbeast for no reason..

For no reason??? They kill for food, if you didnt have a grocery store to go to, you would be killing shit to survive too"

Why can't they eat each other ?

Selfish buggers

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct"

I didn't realise Marc Bolan went extinct ... I thought he died in a car crash

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Wasps"

Don't even mention those little B**tards.

They're nothing but instruments of torture invented by the devil himself on his day off!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct

I didn't realise Marc Bolan went extinct ... I thought he died in a car crash"

What was his last hit ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct

I didn't realise Marc Bolan went extinct ... I thought he died in a car crash

What was his last hit ?"

A tree?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct

I didn't realise Marc Bolan went extinct ... I thought he died in a car crash

What was his last hit ?

A tree?"

Boom Boom !

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct

I didn't realise Marc Bolan went extinct ... I thought he died in a car crash

What was his last hit ?"

Tree

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"T Rex.. a man eating bugger.. glad he is extinct

I didn't realise Marc Bolan went extinct ... I thought he died in a car crash

What was his last hit ?

Tree

Too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a more evil creature.. ?

Worse than sharks..."

Crocodiles will bite the hands that feed it, the same can be said about humans. Except in the crocodile it’s an instinct.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I would never hand feed a croc.. evil buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never hand feed a croc.. evil buggers"

Some people put them in a trance and put their heads in their mouths.

What crazy people.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I would never hand feed a croc.. evil buggers

Some people put them in a trance and put their heads in their mouths.

What crazy people."

Really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never hand feed a croc.. evil buggers

Some people put them in a trance and put their heads in their mouths.

What crazy people.

Really ?"

Yeah really. There’s probably a few vids on YouTube and some where it has gone wrong.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would never hand feed a croc.. evil buggers

Some people put them in a trance and put their heads in their mouths.

What crazy people."

Not a trance. They have a blindspot. So long as you don't touch the inside of their jaws or leave the blind spot, they won't snap shut.

The muscles crocs (and gators) have to open their jaws are extremely weak in comparison to the muscles used to snap them shut, and technically don't need large amounts of force to keep them closed.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I saw a croc hunter tape a crocs mouth shut..

Apparel they can bite down hard but not up..

I don't know if it's true but some Australians living in the bush keep two pencils in case of attack and go for the eyes of these nasty buggers

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