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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

At least you don't have coronavirus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a dinosaur with a runny nose?

A Snotasaurus

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Or you’re just asymptomatic

Oh yes, sorry we’re supposed to be cheering you up

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By *jangoMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

What do you get when you boil a funny bone?...

Laughing stock.

Oh well, it seemed humorous to me.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

That almost made me smile

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"At least you don't have coronavirus. "

Yet...the way this week is going it may well strike me down

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

They are different than a fridge though

The fridge won't fart when you take the meat out

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

They are different than a fridge though

The fridge won't fart when you take the meat out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

They are different than a fridge though

The fridge won't fart when you take the meat out"

Hahahaha crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a triangle player in a reggae band..

I just used to stand at the back and "ting"

Chin up dude!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I used to be a triangle player in a reggae band..

I just used to stand at the back and "ting"

Chin up dude!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to fab your pics as I’m kind like that but you’re hidden!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

How very kind of you xxxx

I’m not hidden now x

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I went to fab your pics as I’m kind like that but you’re hidden! "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to fab your pics as I’m kind like that but you’re hidden!

Thank you x"

You’re welcome. Hope your smile returns soon

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x"

Smiles are always a good thing. Good luck OP, I hope you find your happiness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x"

Sometimes big changes need to be made to bring those big smiles back. Believe me, I know.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x

Smiles are always a good thing. Good luck OP, I hope you find your happiness x"

Cheers Ms Amazing eyes x

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x

Sometimes big changes need to be made to bring those big smiles back. Believe me, I know. "

I’m with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x"

It can be done, believe me! I've battled back from a dark, lonely place, keep at it! All the best and well done for taking that first step!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x

It can be done, believe me! I've battled back from a dark, lonely place, keep at it! All the best and well done for taking that first step!"

Well my hand was forced tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m making so many changes to my life that will result in huge changes and maybe more smiles x

It can be done, believe me! I've battled back from a dark, lonely place, keep at it! All the best and well done for taking that first step!

Well my hand was forced tbh"

Dont think about the cause or actions leading to it, the thing is it's happened now and it's how you react to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

Unexpected but nice surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

Unexpected but nice surprise

Jammy sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

Unexpected but nice surprise

Jammy sod

You want one too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

Unexpected but nice surprise

Jammy sod

You want one too?! "

How could I say no to such a proposal lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

Unexpected but nice surprise

Jammy sod

There are some nice people on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your penis is slightly above a micro dick

don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need seriously cheering up...Tell me a joke, make me laugh, buy me a drink, fab all my pics. Anything really that will potentially put a smile on my face

Message sent!

Unexpected but nice surprise

Jammy sod

There are some nice people on fab"

I hear you..

I try my best also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s this for a joke.

A single guy sends a message to a female on fab...

He get a reply

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"your penis is slightly above a micro dick

don't worry about it

Thanks Mate, you have amazing hair

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"How’s this for a joke.

A single guy sends a message to a female on fab...

He get a reply

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sending big positives hugs to you

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sending big positives hugs to you

Nice squeeze warming ones please. Bloody cold

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Sending big positives hugs to you

Nice squeeze warming ones please. Bloody cold "

Always x

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sending big positives hugs to you

Nice squeeze warming ones please. Bloody cold

Always x"

You kind lady xxx

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Thanks everyone x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Thanks everyone x"

Feeling happier now?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Thanks everyone x

Feeling happier now? "

Felt better yesterday but down today

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

What’s red and smells like blue paint ?????

Red paint

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I walked into the steam room door earlier. You may as well giggle - everyone else did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

They are different than a fridge though

The fridge won't fart when you take the meat out"

No, but they are like a washing machine though.

They both leak when they're fucked

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I walked into the steam room door earlier. You may as well giggle - everyone else did

Haha Not the kind of pounding head you really wanted

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"At least you don't have coronavirus. "

I might have

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"What have women and oven got in common?

They both need to be pre heated before the meat goes in

They are different than a fridge though

The fridge won't fart when you take the meat out

No, but they are like a washing machine though.

They both leak when they're fucked"

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