FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve just swallowed a dictionary

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You wont get a word out of me tonight

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"You wont get a word out of me tonight "

Makes a change from verbal diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just swallowed a horse..and I did it for kicks.

Next!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

My dog's got no dictionary.

How does he spell terrible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a new thesaurus today. However, it's nothing to write house about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog's got no dictionary.

How does he spell terrible? "

Haha and wow

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I read the dictionary once and skipped to the end...

The Zebra did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wont get a word out of me tonight "

Just a massive turd in the morning.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

N London

Shitting out that dictionary leaves you with thesorearse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday. I couldn't find the words to thank them.

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By *lassy2Couple
over a year ago

sutton Coldfield

I once got hit by a dictionary - not sure if it was physical or verbal abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a new thesaurus today. However, it's nothing to write house about."

My new thesaurus is brilliant. There's no other word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dictionary is dangerous..... it’s got dynamite in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a new housemate today, an Australian IT consultant. He says he comes from a Lan down under.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m tearing pages out of my dictionary

I’m up to mischief

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