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When men get erections in public

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you do? I'm only asking because a few days a month I get so horny and end up sitting in my own puddle. Got me thinking if I were a man I would be permanently erect on those days. Thankfully I can squeeze my legs together while my mind runs riot but what do you guys do to manage the horny when it kicks in? Curious so be nice pls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do? I'm only asking because a few days a month I get so horny and end up sitting in my own puddle. Got me thinking if I were a man I would be permanently erect on those days. Thankfully I can squeeze my legs together while my mind runs riot but what do you guys do to manage the horny when it kicks in? Curious so be nice pls... "
just walk proud and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an adult and can control myself in public areas, not an issue

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Hide it under my belt ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck it under my belt and try not to walk funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So that's why belts are so popular on men! Genius

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I watch him creeping slowly down towards my knee. It's embarrassing, if others can see my horn. But, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm turned on. If I was aroused I'd enjoy it. Usually, it's caused by tight trousers. I can get a horn sitting on a bus from the vibrations, but I'm not aroused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not a problem as it would be barely visible

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Tuck it in my sock

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Be very embarrassed when you are walking down the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, when I’m tired I have 0 control over my penis - it’ll get hard in the most inconvenient time possible...

Plus - depending on what I’m wearing can be difficult to hide me lil sausage!

Telling you - penises have a mind of their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get rid of unwanted erections, just tense all the muscles in your body at the same time for a 10-15 seconds

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I spend a lot of time working on a laptop in cafes.

When the horn takes hold, I take a big gulp of coffee so it doesn’t spill out the mug when the table lifts up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disguise it with a traffic cone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your responses are so cute. Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your responses are so cute. Thank you xx"

I was actually very serious with mine. It works a treat

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Tuck it under the waistband on my strides and adopt a question mark posture to hide it...

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Tuck it in my sock

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Your responses are so cute. Thank you xx

I was actually very serious with mine. It works a treat"

I was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a teenager and couldn’t control it, like a random one on a bus for instance. I would take my bag off and carry it in front of my crotch as though it was normal or I was looking for something while walking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've seen that and always wondered at the uncomfortable angle of the bag. That makes sense now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands in pockets and walk casually. Also another use for a man bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just squeeze my bum cheeks together and it makes it dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on with the Powerpoint presentation whilst seated

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

Point it up towards your belt keeps it in place ,but if you have track bottoms on and it's all hanging down and getting wet at the end ,well this can be harder to hide!

Sitting in a puddle can be noticed if you get up I am guessing.

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm ok I've got it strapped to my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always go out in a full suit of armour and if I get a stiffy, I just pretend it's my lance...luckily I have a very long , thin pointy cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a belt pmsl

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"To get rid of unwanted erections, just tense all the muscles in your body at the same time for a 10-15 seconds "

Might accidentally Shart though

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I've seen that and always wondered at the uncomfortable angle of the bag. That makes sense now! "

It was a common occurrence on the bus ride home from school I recall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen that and always wondered at the uncomfortable angle of the bag. That makes sense now!

It was a common occurrence on the bus ride home from school I recall. "

That didnt end well as you were the driver !!

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I've seen that and always wondered at the uncomfortable angle of the bag. That makes sense now!

It was a common occurrence on the bus ride home from school I recall.

That didnt end well as you were the driver !! "

Good one congrats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do? I'm only asking because a few days a month I get so horny and end up sitting in my own puddle. Got me thinking if I were a man I would be permanently erect on those days. Thankfully I can squeeze my legs together while my mind runs riot but what do you guys do to manage the horny when it kicks in? Curious so be nice pls... "

Tuck it up in the waistband wouldn’t be a first.

Worst is in the summer with shorts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

permanently erect at 44 ? You have a lot of ambition woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"permanently erect at 44 ? You have a lot of ambition woman "

Love this. I hit my 40's and my sex drive became the equivalent of a 20 year old boy...guess that's where the difference lies between the sexes. Some kind of cruel joke hey?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"permanently erect at 44 ? You have a lot of ambition woman

Love this. I hit my 40's and my sex drive became the equivalent of a 20 year old boy...guess that's where the difference lies between the sexes. Some kind of cruel joke hey?!"

No , what's cruel is that you are 70 miles away

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"permanently erect at 44 ? You have a lot of ambition woman

Love this. I hit my 40's and my sex drive became the equivalent of a 20 year old boy...guess that's where the difference lies between the sexes. Some kind of cruel joke hey?!"

Some bucket list you have

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

This happens to me quite a lot and it is fairly noticeable.

My remedy is to think of Anne Widdecombe - not for too long though or everything goes too far into reverse and my trousers get sucked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"permanently erect at 44 ? You have a lot of ambition woman

Love this. I hit my 40's and my sex drive became the equivalent of a 20 year old boy...guess that's where the difference lies between the sexes. Some kind of cruel joke hey?!"

This shit is no joke real. They said women hit their prime in their 40s, they didn't say prime meant you will walk around looking at everything you see as a potential fuck or dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"permanently erect at 44 ? You have a lot of ambition woman

Love this. I hit my 40's and my sex drive became the equivalent of a 20 year old boy...guess that's where the difference lies between the sexes. Some kind of cruel joke hey?!

This shit is no joke real. They said women hit their prime in their 40s, they didn't say prime meant you will walk around looking at everything you see as a potential fuck or dildo. "

Exactly! On my peak days I feel like a dog humping a leg ie if it moves I will consider it. I never ever select men on those days as I have no filter. Have to wait till the rational me returns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use it as a sat nav and just walk wherever it points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just carry on, it's surprising how many ladies look at a guys crotch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just carry on, it's surprising how many ladies look at a guys crotch! "

Why is it surprising? Men look at our tits...

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By *arkhorse66Man
over a year ago

bristol

I was with my lover in a pub this week and had to conceal my arousal with my jacket as we left! Once back in the car concealment was no longer required!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just carry on, it's surprising how many ladies look at a guys crotch! "

Totally agree my ex wife hated it as she could spot the woman who where looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When that happens is really akward. Looks we even dont know how to walk trying to walk normal but nope just make it worst

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By *unkey_DuckCouple
over a year ago

Kingslynn

Have to quickly tuck it under my belt. Or go somewhere secluded and have a quick wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen that and always wondered at the uncomfortable angle of the bag. That makes sense now!

It was a common occurrence on the bus ride home from school I recall.

That didnt end well as you were the driver !!

Good one congrats! "

Dangerous too, you could jam the steering wheel.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Going by the response on the gym thread, whatever you do don't go getter a stiffy in the gym !!

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