FabSwingers.com forum: The moaning thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just dump any old whinging shite you want in here and let’s have done with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate women with standards!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just dump any old whinging shite you want in here and let’s have done with it

Your feet smell and your dick is only 4" erect. 1/10 - disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just dump any old whinging shite you want in here and let’s have done with it

Your feet smell and your dick is only 4" erect. 1/10 - disappointing.

Screw you. I’m a 4 and my cock is 4.5 inches so durrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these men who need a good pegging on here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here..."

You moaning about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate women with standards!"

Dead right. Me too. I've been on here a year now, pleading and begging, sending message after message, zillions of cock pics but still no dice.

I really don't know what else the picky bitches can be expecting.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Can do just moan happily instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop leaving notes on my car. I'm allowed to park there. Do it one more time and I will fuck your wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mehhh nothing ti moan about really...

Except the fact I’m sat in work? I guess that’s it really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got nothing to moan about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here...

You moaning about that?

Yeah I am. All talk most of them. Or they give it up too easily and where’s the fun in that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got nothing to moan about

Send through address - will be there within an hour

You can then come moan at how much of an asshole I am

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just dump any old whinging shite you want in here and let’s have done with it

Your feet smell and your dick is only 4" erect. 1/10 - disappointing.

Screw you. I’m a 4 and my cock is 4.5 inches so durrrrrrrrrr

I wanted you to screw me, but you couldn't get it up. All that time I spent getting ready for the pony play too.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate women with standards!

Dead right. Me too. I've been on here a year now, pleading and begging, sending message after message, zillions of cock pics but still no dice.

I really don't know what else the picky bitches can be expecting."

Block and report brother. Block and report

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can do just moan happily instead

That’s the type of moaning I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck used the butter knife for spreading marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here...

You moaning about that?

Yeah I am. All talk most of them. Or they give it up too easily and where’s the fun in that?

Yeah but you take pegging to the extreme with wooden table legs and stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just dump any old whinging shite you want in here and let’s have done with it

Your feet smell and your dick is only 4" erect. 1/10 - disappointing.

Screw you. I’m a 4 and my cock is 4.5 inches so durrrrrrrrrr

I wanted you to screw me, but you couldn't get it up. All that time I spent getting ready for the pony play too.......

Do you like fingering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here...

You moaning about that?

Yeah I am. All talk most of them. Or they give it up too easily and where’s the fun in that?

Yeah but you take pegging to the extreme with wooden table legs and stuff like that

Thank you... and yet again you ruin all my chances. It’s called a surprise...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here...

You moaning about that?

Yeah I am. All talk most of them. Or they give it up too easily and where’s the fun in that?

Yeah but you take pegging to the extreme with wooden table legs and stuff like that

Thank you... and yet again you ruin all my chances. It’s called a surprise...

My poor little sheriffs badge has never been the same since

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just dump any old whinging shite you want in here and let’s have done with it

Your feet smell and your dick is only 4" erect. 1/10 - disappointing.

Screw you. I’m a 4 and my cock is 4.5 inches so durrrrrrrrrr

I wanted you to screw me, but you couldn't get it up. All that time I spent getting ready for the pony play too.......

Do you like fingering?

I do and I know you do too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can do just moan happily instead

That’s the type of moaning I like

Start a happy moaning thread then not a rant one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"All these men who need a good pegging on here...

You moaning about that?

Yeah I am. All talk most of them. Or they give it up too easily and where’s the fun in that?

Yeah but you take pegging to the extreme with wooden table legs and stuff like that

Thank you... and yet again you ruin all my chances. It’s called a surprise...

Well when they are blindfolded and taken from behind they still won’t know what’s hit them so.... surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can do just moan happily instead

That’s the type of moaning I like

Start a happy moaning thread then not a rant one

Hay! Are you moaning about my moaning thread?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can do just moan happily instead

That’s the type of moaning I like

Start a happy moaning thread then not a rant one

Hay! Are you moaning about my moaning thread?

Nope haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here...

You moaning about that?

Yeah I am. All talk most of them. Or they give it up too easily and where’s the fun in that?

Yeah but you take pegging to the extreme with wooden table legs and stuff like that

Thank you... and yet again you ruin all my chances. It’s called a surprise...

Well when they are blindfolded and taken from behind they still won’t know what’s hit them so.... surprise

Fairs fair but being penetrated by a table leg from Oak Furniture Land will bring a little tear to the eye of the most hardened peggee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can get to Mars, we can dive to the bottom of the ocean but we cant make a hoover that's quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can get to Mars, we can dive to the bottom of the ocean but we cant make a hoover that's quiet.

You need to buy a Shark brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can get to Mars, we can dive to the bottom of the ocean but we cant make a hoover that's quiet.

You need to buy a Shark brother

I hope that's a make of vacuum or I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some right moaning melts on here who are so far up their own arses they could probably eat last nights tea again.

Well, you did say I could moan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great moaning guys

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Great moaning guys

We can hear you moaning from a good 15 miles away - is that something stuck up your bum?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great moaning guys

We can hear you moaning from a good 15 miles away - is that something stuck up your bum?! "

Yes, I have an original rustic solid oak table leg stuck up my arse

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Great moaning guys

We can hear you moaning from a good 15 miles away - is that something stuck up your bum?!

Yes, I have an original rustic solid oak table leg stuck up my arse

Is it buy now, pay later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what Rant thread is for ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is what Rant thread is for ffs!

There’s a new Chief in town

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great moaning guys

We can hear you moaning from a good 15 miles away - is that something stuck up your bum?!

Yes, I have an original rustic solid oak table leg stuck up my arse

Is it buy now, pay later? "

Yeah, I’m still paying for it now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Great moaning guys

We can hear you moaning from a good 15 miles away - is that something stuck up your bum?!

Yes, I have an original rustic solid oak table leg stuck up my arse

Is it buy now, pay later?

Yeah, I’m still paying for it now

I'm asking for interest free credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these men who need a good pegging on here..."

Anytime you like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much bloody moaning on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good moaning.

Sorry...

I meant Good evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish Marcus Rashfors wasn't injured. Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now my social meet for tomorrow has blocked me...he obviously never had any intention of turning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking people who don't move inside the tube where there is plenty of space.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Men say all little things come in small packages. If that's true why am I single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men say all little things come in small packages. If that's true why am I single

"
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I would never say such a thing to you

But being single is through choice though isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ankle has now swollen up my leg.

But my friend dropped off fried chicken and brownies so I'm all good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ankle has now swollen up my leg.

But my friend dropped off fried chicken and brownies so I'm all good. "

I was going to say stop moaning but then I read the second sentence and all is good

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Yup it is a tradition on Thursdays.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

People who trample over others ideas for threads and claim as theirs

People who whinge incessantly

Attention seekers

Is that a rant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who trample over others ideas for threads and claim as theirs

People who whinge incessantly

Attention seekers

Is that a rant? "

Could you give an example of these incidents?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Damn, I thought this was a place for my sex noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body hates me and refuses to stay pregnant

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My body hates me and refuses to stay pregnant "

Oh Queenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I have to moan about is that the only person I want to see right now is 300 miles away

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I got a wisdom tooth extracted and my mouth is still sore

I’m sure cocktails on Saturday will cure it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local Tesco's metro has put a lot of prices up.

£2 for a small bottle of .

No wonder people put it up their noses

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Wish fellow fabsters would read photo rules. Toddler in arms full face pic, photo with guns, photos with cats and a horse!

Oh and the council deciding my council tax is wrong, and I have 7 days to pay £200. And 1.5k rent due to their recalculation.

Don't get me started on pot holes. Do we drive on the left in this country? Or whats left of this road?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"We can get to Mars, we can dive to the bottom of the ocean but we cant make a hoover that's quiet.

Actually, that's something that The CIA and the airliner industry could solve. They want to reduce turbine noise from aero engines, by shifting the frequency of the blades within the engine, by tweaking their profile and produce noise that is outside the human hearing range (Think of CCTV cameras using infra red LEDs in total darkness). The noise would still be there, but falling on non human ears instead.

A vacuum motor is still a twisting fan, sucking, twisting cold air, then exhausting hot air. Just like an engine.

Otherwise antinoise generators could be a viable alternative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys moaning about their lack of bjs. Do they know what we have to deal with down there! Teeth placement and jaw stress, suction and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. It's not easy. They don't call it a "Job" for nothing

That's my moan. It's not a rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys moaning about their lack of bjs. Do they know what we have to deal with down there! Teeth placement and jaw stress, suction and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. It's not easy. They don't call it a "Job" for nothing

That's my moan. It's not a rant. "

Love Samantha. Sex and the city should be on a mandatory watch list for men.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That's my moan. It's not a rant. "

Dana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who trample over others ideas for threads and claim as theirs

People who whinge incessantly

Attention seekers

Is that a rant? "

Time of the month? PM bae if you need to chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my moan. It's not a rant. "

What about the empathy, sharing, cuddling, listening us poor men have to do these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my moan. It's not a rant. "

Bobbing up and down eh?

You're all at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my moan. It's not a rant.

What about the empathy, sharing, cuddling, listening us poor men have to do these days!

Well I'm not stopping you from having a moan about it. Feel free.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"People who trample over others ideas for threads and claim as theirs

People who whinge incessantly

Attention seekers

Is that a rant?

Time of the month? PM bae if you need to chat "

Lol too old for all that stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's my moan. It's not a rant.

What about the empathy, sharing, cuddling, listening us poor men have to do these days!

Well I'm not stopping you from having a moan about it. Feel free. "

I have a job for you if you’d stop moaning for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t stop if I start moaning. I also really want some ice cold schweppes lemonade but can’t be arsed to go back out to the shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my moan. It's not a rant.

What about the empathy, sharing, cuddling, listening us poor men have to do these days!

Well I'm not stopping you from having a moan about it. Feel free.

I have a job for you if you’d stop moaning for a minute

Boom Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a sore big toe!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won’t stop if I start moaning. I also really want some ice cold schweppes lemonade but can’t be arsed to go back out to the shop. "

This is the place to moan so come on moan

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