FabSwingers.com forum: Monthly Clique Meeting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just letting you all know, that the March Clique meeting will be held at Meeting Point Bravo.

The passphrase is "I wouldn't want to be in a clique that would have me"

Can you all let me know what snacks you are bringing please.

As always, soft, hot and alcoholic drinks are provided

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I may or may not be there

And I may or may not be bringing brownies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may or may not be there

And I may or may not be bringing brownies

Make sure these brownies are clean please.

I still haven't fully come around from the last ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I may or may not be there

And I may or may not be bringing brownies

Make sure these brownies are clean please.

I still haven't fully come around from the last ones"

So just the nuts and choc chips this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may or may not be there

And I may or may not be bringing brownies

Make sure these brownies are clean please.

I still haven't fully come around from the last ones

So just the nuts and choc chips this time?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the formal robes or just the informal tabards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it the formal robes or just the informal tabards?"

Formal Robes please

We don't want to look stupid now do we?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts"

That'll do , count me in

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't know if I'm in or not, please advise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts

That'll do , count me in

You know full well its mandatory

Consider this a formal warning.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll bake some cookies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know if I'm in or not, please advise"

In what? I don't know what you're talking about

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts

That'll do , count me in

You know full well its mandatory

Consider this a formal warning. "

That means I'm in the clique though , yay

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don't know if I'm in or not, please advise

In what? I don't know what you're talking about"

You?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts

That'll do , count me in

You know full well its mandatory

Consider this a formal warning.

That means I'm in the clique though , yay

Membership is in the post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know if I'm in or not, please advise

In what? I don't know what you're talking about

You? "

Anytime

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts

That'll do , count me in

You know full well its mandatory

Consider this a formal warning.

That means I'm in the clique though , yay

Membership is in the post"

My lifes goal is complete!!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ll be in warmer climes but I’ll think of you all as I enjoy a cocktail or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I still barred?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Am I still barred?"

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!"

Ah fuck I completely forgot about this

Ok everyone, were moving venue to Meeting Point Foxtrot. We acquired this venue after Boldy was barred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

Ah fuck I completely forgot about this

Ok everyone, were moving venue to Meeting Point Foxtrot. We acquired this venue after Boldy was barred"

A wee bit of extra travelling but worth it. Can’t have that disaster again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

Ah fuck I completely forgot about this

Ok everyone, were moving venue to Meeting Point Foxtrot. We acquired this venue after Boldy was barred

A wee bit of extra travelling but worth it. Can’t have that disaster again..."

Agreed, not having Boldy there is definitely a huge benefit

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I think spurs is faking being away after her own faux pas with the mayonnaise and maitre'd

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'll have to ask my other clique first if I can come to this meeting...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’d ask to attend but I’m definitely not in the forum clique

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d ask to attend but I’m definitely not in the forum clique

What clique? Nobody mentioned clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i’m late...some bird was moaning about not being able to abuse her bf while he’s asleep

All sorts on the buses these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts"

Oh my...I think i just got a little bit wet!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think spurs is faking being away after her own faux pas with the mayonnaise and maitre'd"

Was it mayonnaise

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I’d ask to attend but I’m definitely not in the forum clique

The first rule of the forum clique is you do not talk about the forum clique.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I think spurs is faking being away after her own faux pas with the mayonnaise and maitre'd

Was it mayonnaise

Fair question ... you tell us .. was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

Ah fuck I completely forgot about this

Ok everyone, were moving venue to Meeting Point Foxtrot. We acquired this venue after Boldy was barred

A wee bit of extra travelling but worth it. Can’t have that disaster again...

Agreed, not having Boldy there is definitely a huge benefit

Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!"

I’d say sorry, but...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

I’d say sorry, but... "

Worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy puffs

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I'm not going to be there but the elders will be happy I will deliver the clandestine for ceremony, you failed to deliver and showed up with the cake last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

I’d say sorry, but...

Worth it?

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still barred?

Yes! You made a right mess with that squirty cream last time! And PoF fell over in it and couldn't get back up. It was a nightmare I tell ya!

Ah fuck I completely forgot about this

Ok everyone, were moving venue to Meeting Point Foxtrot. We acquired this venue after Boldy was barred

A wee bit of extra travelling but worth it. Can’t have that disaster again...

Agreed, not having Boldy there is definitely a huge benefit

Cunts

You are what you eat.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Can everyone remember to bring their single ceremonial glove please? I've run out of Marigolds so have none to lend out this time.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just letting you all know, that the March Clique meeting will be held at Meeting Point Bravo.

The passphrase is "I wouldn't want to be in a clique that would have me"

Can you all let me know what snacks you are bringing please.

As always, soft, hot and alcoholic drinks are provided"

Clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have to ask my other clique first if I can come to this meeting...

Remember what I told you!

Sorry about him, I will make sure he toes the line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can everyone remember to bring their single ceremonial glove please? I've run out of Marigolds so have none to lend out this time."

Oh bugger I was counting on you!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a 4 pack of Scrumpy Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

Obviously it's the pony tail!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

Obviously it's the pony tail! "

Why weren't we told???

This is getting serious!!!

Wake up peoples

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

Obviously it's the pony tail! "

I'm going (just for the pony tail butt plugs, obviously).

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you put my name down for this months please OP, sorry for missing the last one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can you put my name down for this months please OP, sorry for missing the last one

You can't go you will be busy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Can you put my name down for this months please OP, sorry for missing the last one

You can't go you will be busy"

Docking?????

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can you put my name down for this months please OP, sorry for missing the last one

You can't go you will be busy

Docking?????"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can you put my name down for this months please OP, sorry for missing the last one

You can't go you will be busy

Docking?????"

Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

Obviously it's the pony tail!

Why weren't we told???

This is getting serious!!!

Wake up peoples

I laughed more than I should have done at that.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

Obviously it's the pony tail!

Why weren't we told???

This is getting serious!!!

Wake up peoples

I laughed more than I should have done at that.

My bad ... a moment of Essex madness ... it has passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it fox or leopard tail butt plugs this time round? I lose track

Obviously it's the pony tail!

Why weren't we told???

This is getting serious!!!

Wake up peoples

I laughed more than I should have done at that.

My bad ... a moment of Essex madness ... it has passed

Just make sure you don't spread it!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think spurs is faking being away after her own faux pas with the mayonnaise and maitre'd

Was it mayonnaise

Fair question ... you tell us .. was it?

Most probably cream from my afternoon tea

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I think spurs is faking being away after her own faux pas with the mayonnaise and maitre'd

Was it mayonnaise

Fair question ... you tell us .. was it?

Most probably cream from my afternoon tea

Cream? In tea?? Heathen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t make this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think spurs is faking being away after her own faux pas with the mayonnaise and maitre'd

Was it mayonnaise

Fair question ... you tell us .. was it?

Most probably cream from my afternoon tea

Cream? In tea?? Heathen!!

I was thinking sticky bun... don’t drink tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t make this one

You know full well its mandatory!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Which clique is this... I can’t keep up with which ones I’m apparently in?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Which one? I swear it's mentioned like 100 times a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Which one? I swear it's mentioned like 100 times a day."

The other secret clique one started about a week ago by the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Does it?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Does it?"

Yeah PoF was so rattled by his own thread he's called a meeting.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Does it?

Yeah PoF was so rattled by his own thread he's called a meeting. "

Top point on the agenda I think wasn't it?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Does it?

Yeah PoF was so rattled by his own thread he's called a meeting.

Top point on the agenda I think wasn't it?"

No second I think. Top point was squirty cream health and safety!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I was on the door last time for 'special handshakes' and frisking (for security obvs). I nobly volunteer myself again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free bar!

I’m there.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"If you promise to display your forum award trophies then I'll be there

I don't have trophies.

They're more like Championship Belts"

I do need my best flirt runner up belt. I'll bring tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, hang on, isn't the first rule of clique club, not to talk about clique club

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Er, hang on, isn't the first rule of clique club, not to talk about clique club

Yes, but it's fine to talk about club clique.

Or if you took the red pill at the last meeting you have cerebral access to all clique top secret info by simply thinking in a cliquey way.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Er, hang on, isn't the first rule of clique club, not to talk about clique club

Yeah but some of us like earning the punishments from breaking the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, hang on, isn't the first rule of clique club, not to talk about clique club

Nobodies talking about cliques here. I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Haha. Cliques...you're funny

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

In staying neutral. I'll bring Swiss roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha... Looks like the clique thread I read the other day has rattled a few profiles

Does it?"

Yup, looks that way to me

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I shall be bringing twiglets, with an additional jar of marmite for variety.

However, none of you will see me - these comestibles will simply appear, as they always do.

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I always fancy meeting point tango as it leads to steamy outcomes bravo is ok all that cheering each other onp and alpha is one for the doms.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I shall also be bringing a fresh batch of tin foil hats to be distributed among selected contributers to the coronavirus thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, hang on, isn't the first rule of clique club, not to talk about clique club

Yeah but some of us like earning the punishments from breaking the rules

Good point! Yes, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time do I need to be there and can you add "time wasting morons" to the agenda please.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I definitely won't be getting an invite to this, possibly be allowed to clean up the loos after or pack away the chairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time do I need to be there and can you add "time wasting morons" to the agenda please. "

How rude! Don't talk about Pof like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What time do I need to be there and can you add "time wasting morons" to the agenda please.

How rude! Don't talk about Pof like that

That was a cheap shot!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Has this ended yet? If so, can you please vacate the room.

I'm waiting to start my monthly BDA(biscuit dunkers anonymous)meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care if I'm not in the clique I'm coming anyway and will bring a fuck load of crisps.

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

I for one will not be attending as it sounds silly, very very silly. I would like that in the minutes please

Thank you then

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’d like to be in

But feel it’s not a good idea this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time do I need to be there and can you add "time wasting morons" to the agenda please.

How rude! Don't talk about Pof like that

That was a cheap shot!"

It was an obvious shot, and someone had to take it

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

What time does the teabagging start?.. I could use a few tips.

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