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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I walked into IKEA for a cuppa and a choc twist and was amused to see a man doing the wide leg squat walk as he shook his bits back into place, probably an escapee testicle on the run...

Ladies and gentlemen how do you rearrange your underwear when it retreats into your nether regions or parts escape? do you find a polite place to reorganise or just thrust your hand down in public to relieve your wandering undies

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Hide away or go to the toilet and adjust

No one wants to see me doing most thing let alone that ha

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It depends. Sometimes it's just too darn uncomfortable to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It depends. Sometimes it's just too darn uncomfortable to wait "

Yeah i can agree eith that lol0

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sometimes I get a wedgie in the gym and I walk all nicely over to the stairwell to go dig it out and pretend I'm nipping the loo

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I find it uncomfortable when I have a bolock pop out either side of my silky knickers, not a lot I can do until I pop into a toilet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the ole policeman squat...

Or get B to fetch them out with his teethies

P

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Yeah, I'm guilty of this on the odd occasion.

Mind you, I've seen women doing their own version too... often in the style of Les Dawson and Roy Baraclough.

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

im always having to adjust with these balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baggy trousers allow adjustment from the pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my bum gets hungry I am digging those knickers out!!

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Hide away or go to the toilet and adjust

No one wants to see me doing most thing let alone that ha"

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"It depends. Sometimes it's just too darn uncomfortable to wait "

I agree

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Sometimes I get a wedgie in the gym and I walk all nicely over to the stairwell to go dig it out and pretend I'm nipping the loo "

The wedgie dash

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I find it uncomfortable when I have a bolock pop out either side of my silky knickers, not a lot I can do until I pop into a toilet x "

How often does that happen chloe

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I do the ole policeman squat...

Or get B to fetch them out with his teethies

P"

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Yeah, I'm guilty of this on the odd occasion.

Mind you, I've seen women doing their own version too... often in the style of Les Dawson and Roy Baraclough. "

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"im always having to adjust with these balls"

I can see why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dixon of Dock Green "Evening All" manoeuvre often works.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"My baggy trousers allow adjustment from the pocket "

Ahh that's clever

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If on a long drive I often try to rest the little fella so I'm comfortable again.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"If my bum gets hungry I am digging those knickers out!!"

I agree I have a thong that constantly disappears but Its pretty so I like wearing it

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"The Dixon of Dock Green "Evening All" manoeuvre often works."

Off to google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm commando most of the time, and during warm weather, my balls will often 'swing low sweet chariot' and occasionally one of them stick to my inner thigh.

So yes, as previously mentioned, I'll do the policeman squat!!

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"If on a long drive I often try to rest the little fella so I'm comfortable again. "

Jockstrap?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t think I’ve had this

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm commando most of the time, and during warm weather, my balls will often 'swing low sweet chariot' and occasionally one of them stick to my inner thigh.

So yes, as previously mentioned, I'll do the policeman squat!! "

You could maybe adopt the deep pocket approach

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I don’t think I’ve had this "

You have not had a hungry bum that ate your thong?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If on a long drive I often try to rest the little fella so I'm comfortable again.

Jockstrap?"

Oh crikey no, just give him a bit of breathing room.

You never know where my imagination will take me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm commando most of the time, and during warm weather, my balls will often 'swing low sweet chariot' and occasionally one of them stick to my inner thigh.

So yes, as previously mentioned, I'll do the policeman squat!!

You could maybe adopt the deep pocket approach "

Well I'll tell you something, I have a pair of jeans with big holes in the pockets. So I can have direct contact! x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Anything involving my underwear or genitals in public happens in a bathroom

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I don’t think I’ve had this

You have not had a hungry bum that ate your thong?"

No, although I’ve always tended to buy one size bigger

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don’t think I’ve had this "

Then help me with mine

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