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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I have just switched the kettle on...

Who would like a tea or coffee to warm up on this chilly day?..

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Coffee please 2 sugars

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Cheers Ash......tea no sugar here pls

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Coffee .. black ... hot ..

But please prepare whilst wearing a mask and hazmat suit... can't be too careful these days

People may panic

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please 2 sugars "

Morning PP...One coffee with 2 sugars coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cheers Ash......tea no sugar here pls "

Morning Lasting...One tea with no sugar coming right up...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Coffee please 2 sugars

Morning PP...One coffee with 2 sugars coming right up... "

I'll be baking in a bit so there will be some lemon drizzle cake soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, strong no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea with milk and two sugars for me please ash

I'm on my way with the Hobnobs did you want chocolate or plain

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

A coffee for me please I need waking up after last night no sugar Ty

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Tea please, x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Coffee, milk no sugar please beautiful

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee .. black ... hot ..

But please prepare whilst wearing a mask and hazmat suit... can't be too careful these days

People may panic "

Morning Red Monkey....one hot black coffee coming right up with clean hands and a smile....I'm still waiting for my hazmat suit in the post...

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Can I have a Lemsip please, I have a caffeine headache and a nasty cough

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Honey and lemon, please. Can't believe it's bloody snowing in London

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a Lemsip please, I have a caffeine headache and a nasty cough "

Unclean unclean arggghhhhhhhhhh

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Tea please, 2 sugars...

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon


"I have just switched the kettle on...

Who would like a tea or coffee to warm up on this chilly day?.. "

I could really do with a good cuppa about now!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please 2 sugars

Morning PP...One coffee with 2 sugars coming right up...

I'll be baking in a bit so there will be some lemon drizzle cake soon."

I love a bit of cake in the morning...well any time really!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea, strong no sugar please "

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please I'm laying a patio outside in this cold so need the heat in me.

Oh and no sugar I'm sweet enough

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Can I have a Lemsip please, I have a caffeine headache and a nasty cough

Unclean unclean arggghhhhhhhhhh "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea with milk and two sugars for me please ash

I'm on my way with the Hobnobs did you want chocolate or plain"

Morning Giant......One tea with milk and and 2 sugars coming right up...Chocolate hob nobs would be lovely thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash I'd love a coffee, strong, white with no sugar... I'm sweet enough

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A coffee for me please I need waking up after last night no sugar Ty "

Morning Betty...One coffee coming right up with no sugar...what did you get up to last night?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Ash I'd love a coffee, strong, white with no sugar... I'm sweet enough "
dont steal my lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora.... "

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please....2 and coo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea please, x "

One cup of tea coming right up Chloe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Ash I'd love a coffee, strong, white with no sugar... I'm sweet enough dont steal my lines "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee, milk no sugar please beautiful "

Morning gorgeous.....One coffee with milk and no sugar coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a Lemsip please, I have a caffeine headache and a nasty cough "

Morning Curvy...One Lemsip coming right up and i hope you feel better soon....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Coffee, milk no sugar please beautiful

Morning gorgeous.....One coffee with milk and no sugar coming right up...."

Much appreciated! Caffeine rules

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Honey and lemon, please. Can't believe it's bloody snowing in London "

Morning Genie...One mug of hot honey and lemon coming right up...

Its snowing here in East London!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea please, 2 sugars... "

Morning...One tea with 2 sugars coming right up...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Honey and lemon, please. Can't believe it's bloody snowing in London

Morning Genie...One mug of hot honey and lemon coming right up...

Its snowing here in East London!... "

Snow??

It's just fecking pissing it down here ... in Crawley ... that's barely 30 miles or so!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have just switched the kettle on...

Who would like a tea or coffee to warm up on this chilly day?..

I could really do with a good cuppa about now! "

One nice cup of tea coming right up Willow...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please I'm laying a patio outside in this cold so need the heat in me.

Oh and no sugar I'm sweet enough "

Morning Widow...One coffee coming right up to warm you up while you work outside...with no sugar!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash I'd love a coffee, strong, white with no sugar... I'm sweet enough "

Morning lezzer....One strong coffee with milk no sugar coming right up...Can i tempt you with a hob nob?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash "

If I cant find one will i do Nora?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Ash I'd love a coffee, strong, white with no sugar... I'm sweet enough

Morning lezzer....One strong coffee with milk no sugar coming right up...Can i tempt you with a hob nob?....."

I'd love a nob hob

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please....2 and coo"

One coffee coming right up Mr Bants to take away....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Honey and lemon, please. Can't believe it's bloody snowing in London

Morning Genie...One mug of hot honey and lemon coming right up...

Its snowing here in East London!...

Snow??

It's just fecking pissing it down here ... in Crawley ... that's barely 30 miles or so!!"

I hope it doesn't settle as i need to go out in about an hour!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash I'd love a coffee, strong, white with no sugar... I'm sweet enough

Morning lezzer....One strong coffee with milk no sugar coming right up...Can i tempt you with a hob nob?.....

I'd love a nob hob "

A couple of my finest hob nobs coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash

If I cant find one will i do Nora?.... "

Haha. As long as Lorna doesn’t mind Ash you’ll definitely do

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash

If I cant find one will i do Nora?....

Haha. As long as Lorna doesn’t mind Ash you’ll definitely do "

Thank you...I'm sure Lorna wouldn't mind lending me to you for a few hours....

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By *jloversCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Coffee please white 2 sweeteners x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Morning Ash

Cup of tea with two sugars and a chocolate twist please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong tea two sugars please OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash

If I cant find one will i do Nora?....

Haha. As long as Lorna doesn’t mind Ash you’ll definitely do

Thank you...I'm sure Lorna wouldn't mind lending me to you for a few hours...."

Haha I’ll need that in writing

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please white 2 sweeteners x"

One coffee with milk and 2 sweeteners coming right up...x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Second strong coffee please Ash

Turning into one of those days

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash

Cup of tea with two sugars and a chocolate twist please "

Morning Compersion....One tea with 2 sugars and a chocolate twist coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Strong tea two sugars please OP"

One strong tea with 2 sugars coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, milk no sugar please Ash x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Second strong coffee please Ash

Turning into one of those days "

Another strong coffee coming right up RM...

Its stopped snowing now so i can go out for a walk!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea 1 sweetener please n maybe a biscuit to dunk?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea, milk no sugar please Ash x "

Morning Angie...One tea with milk and no sugar coming right up x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Second strong coffee please Ash

Turning into one of those days

Another strong coffee coming right up RM...

Its stopped snowing now so i can go out for a walk!..."

I'm still stuck in the office

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea 1 sweetener please n maybe a biscuit to dunk?"

Morning...One tea with 1 sweetener coming right up...would you like to share my hob nobs with me...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm off out for a walk.....Will put the kettle back on again when i return....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Kettles back on again if anyone would like an afternoon tea or coffee with a muffin....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Kettles back on again if anyone would like an afternoon tea or coffee with a muffin.... "

Anything hot please, it's bloody freeeeezing

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"I have just switched the kettle on...

Who would like a tea or coffee to warm up on this chilly day?.. "

Back coffee please mate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Kettles back on again if anyone would like an afternoon tea or coffee with a muffin....

Anything hot please, it's bloody freeeeezing "

One hot cup of coffee coming right up Blue eyes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, milk, No sugar plz

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have just switched the kettle on...

Who would like a tea or coffee to warm up on this chilly day?..

Back coffee please mate "

One Black Coffee coming right up Nathan....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have an earl gray with a splash of milk please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea, milk, No sugar plz

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One cup of tea with milk and no sugar coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I have an earl gray with a splash of milk please "

One cup of Earl Gray tea with a splash of milk coming right up nicky....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash

If I cant find one will i do Nora?....

Haha. As long as Lorna doesn’t mind Ash you’ll definitely do

Thank you...I'm sure Lorna wouldn't mind lending me to you for a few hours....

Haha I’ll need that in writing "

He's all yours Nora, as long as you return him in a reasonable condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a coffla pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, strong no sugar please

One strong man sorry i mean tea with no sugar coming right up Nora....

A strong man bringing the tea would be lovely if you can sort that Ash

If I cant find one will i do Nora?....

Haha. As long as Lorna doesn’t mind Ash you’ll definitely do

Thank you...I'm sure Lorna wouldn't mind lending me to you for a few hours....

Haha I’ll need that in writing

He's all yours Nora, as long as you return him in a reasonable condition. "

I’ll do my best Lorna! x

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