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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“You’re not my maaaaa”

“YESSSSS I AMMMMMMM”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it !

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Tea

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By *_91Man
over a year ago

huds

“Bit nippy isn’t it!”

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By *trawberry MojitoWoman
over a year ago

over the hill & far away, like Princess Fiona.

A cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now then mush...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's the dogs bollocks!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sorry"

"Oi, there's a queue here '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying "Are you alright" as a hello & not actually meaning you want to hear their life story

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By *ewkeencoupleCouple
over a year ago

Richmond, London

What a tosser !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put wood int ole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bants

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

To be fair I pinched this off twitter and it was easier/funnier on there as you can post pics and memes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Lovely weather

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Daddy or chips

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Having a skinful and a ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks shit fuck wank toss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot u sayin cuzzy!

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

On my jack jones

Ruby murrey

Dog n bone

Lady gidiver

...etc etc

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By *rontmanMan
over a year ago

Derby and often London

Ay up me duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hood and trunk!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"You're like 'orse shit you, always in't fuckin' road"

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mek a berrer door than a winda!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese gromit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Bennett!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a P please Bob?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Give us a croggy mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronation Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the dog see the bone

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Ooooooh Byker, Byker GROVE!

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Give us a croggy mate!"

We’ve talked about this ........

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

BOGIESSSSSS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going out for a fag

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Cucumber sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark Nutt!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

One for the Americans:

He's outside having a fag.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Give us a croggy mate!

We’ve talked about this ........"

go play up your own end!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Tally ho old bean.

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Before the street lamps come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter?

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Was Ben shaws pop a northern thing? With the 5p bottles?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Nice to see ya, to see ya nice.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Shut doo-er, I'm not paying to heat street!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t believe it’s not butter?"

I can’t believe that I can’t believe is not butter

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Lubbly jubbly

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Da da da da da, da da da da, Heartb....

Ugh, school tomorrow....

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Tha' looks like tha's wearing shit hodders

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Oooo I could crush a grape

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Da da da da da, da da da da, Heartb....

Ugh, school tomorrow...."

Oh christ bad memories of the Antiques Roadshow theme tune...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her jack and danny is hanging out of her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of trust when someone says they aren't sitting on the remote

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Look at the thruppennies on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t believe it’s not butter?

I can’t believe that I can’t believe is not butter "

Just googled and found it it’s not even British. But we’re keeping it because neither is tea or chicken tikka but we kept those.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

It's Baltic out there toneet!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

You dirty old man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy Early Doors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" please queue here "

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's Friday...it's five to five and it's....

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By *inkykernow39Woman
over a year ago

down west

Yesssssss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the big light on

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

It’s just a clearing up shower ...

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

And what about marmite on toast or eggy soldiers or beans on toast or fish finger sarnies or crisp sarnies for that matter..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four candles

No, fork handles

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Nice biscuit with a good strong brew... Jammie dodgers or a digestive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely Jubbly

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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The mafia! I've shit em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like fucking Blackpool illuminations in here, turn the lights off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim'll Fix It For You

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Have a cup of tea, it will make everything okay

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hey up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She as not washed it,

It like licking a old battery

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Wheres ya tool......What fuckin tool ......This fuckin tool.......

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By *ockbone1Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apologising to inanimate objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologising to inanimate objects"

After swearing at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happened to Ceefax

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Fuck off with your ginger chips Shaun!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To you, to me. To me, to you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a pint ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the bangers on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To you, to me. To me, to you.."

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Got any pickles Arfur

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Betty's Hot Pot

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

"Rodney..you plonker"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oi

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Oi"

Oggy oggy oggy ....oi oi oi

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oi

Oggy oggy oggy ....oi oi oi "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

'Which route will you be taking?'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alright bruv, ay up duck, alright bab, alright lahh,

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

BUS WANKER!!!

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Chuckle vision chuckle chuckle vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RONNIE PICKERING!

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hey Outta ma pub

Fancy a butcher's

Salt N Vinegar crisps

I'll deck ya ya Muppet

Lanky twat

Bubble N Squeak

Toad in the hole

Eccles cake

Crumpets

PJ N Duncan

Blue Peter

Piccalili sarnie

A sarnie

Worcestershire sauce

Nappies

I could go on n on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog roll

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Well that's buggered it

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You plonker

Elevenses

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Scones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk first

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By *onandCouple
over a year ago

Cheadle

Sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been pied off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

For Fucks Sake .... and

I can smell We*d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the sen felt

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Bus wankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper bellend him

Hold on I've got some dickhead up me arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alreet shagger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bus wankers!"

Proper PMSL when read that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born in a barn? Shut the door! You’re letting all the heat out! x

They’re in the front room x

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

f#$king weather

I'm having a fag

Can you smell

(ray)

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Gone for a Burton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born in a barn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You slag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg-o and chip-o Pablo !!!!!!!!!!

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Pie + Mash Jellied eel guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips and rice tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up the wooden hill

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Parlez vous francais?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mate

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life Jane,you ruined my night completely just so you could have the money. I hope now you will spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump trunk without any tyres on. Take your money and get off my property.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red or brown sauce?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Saying ‘sorry’ when someone else bumps into you.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Fire up the Quattro

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What do.points make? ......Prizes

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Rickaaayyy!!

"Don't wear your coat inside the house, you won't feel the benefit when you go out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Jiminy Cricket

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

Cup of tea with milk

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Our prime minister is Boris Johnson !!!!

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By *abswinger555Man
over a year ago

EXETER


"Saying "Are you alright" as a hello & not actually meaning you want to hear their life story "
the amount of times I have done this haha ??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our prime minister is Boris Johnson !!!! "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"RONNIE PICKERING!"
Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RONNIE PICKERING! Who? "

"RONNIE PICKERING,let's have a bare knuckle them"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

You want some?

If you want some I’ll give to yer!

You got shit fans and a shit team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender..."

... well one must do what one can

Splendid old bean

Tally ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re going ‘ome in a London ambulance !

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Alan Alan Alan Alan , Steve Steve Steve Steve no it’s definitely ALAN ALAN ALAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put peg in ole if th stopin

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Watcha cock

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Afternoon tea!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

YOU DOUGHNUT

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

They're sex people Lynn

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’s like Blackpool in here!!

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Crisp sandwich

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Jonny Briggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce sandwich?

Chip butty?

Nice baps.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Bod

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Apple n pears to the bengazzi for a pony an trap to make a log jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a couple of irons in the fire

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Off to see a man about a dog.

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!

Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!

It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Lizzy Webb

Wincey Willis

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Lizzy Webb

Wincey Willis "

Rusty Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips, cheese and gravy.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"Chips, cheese and gravy. "

That's Canadian. Poutine (more or less). Never heard of it being a thing in the UK.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Drop a lady godiver in my sky rocket and i will grab you some docky . X

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Mr Benn

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Pebble Mill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Da da da da da, da da da da, Heartb....

Ugh, school tomorrow...."

When sundat TV was half decent.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Pebble Mill "

@ one !!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The broom cupboard

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dum de dum de dum dum,

Dum de dum de daa dum.

Dum de dum de dum de dum.

Dum de diddly dum.

(Any true Brit will recognize that as the Archers theme tune).

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Saying "Are you alright" as a hello & not actually meaning you want to hear their life story "

Alright?

OK?

Both get very awkward responses from non Brits... "yes I'm alright, what's wrong?" lol

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Ta-ra

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"It's Baltic out there toneet!"

This is just plain stupidity. They mean Arctic. The Baltics are about the same climate as UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a taxi driver

‘You been busy tonight’

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"It's Baltic out there toneet!

This is just plain stupidity. They mean Arctic. The Baltics are about the same climate as UK "

It's like the Eastern front out there

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester


"Scones"

With a "dollop" of cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a jacket

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Chuck

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Moan like buggery about any sort of weather - to hot, cold, wet, dry, windy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"To a taxi driver

‘You been busy tonight’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello darling fancy going up the apples and pears so i can admire your pearly whites over a cup of rosey lea

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By *welve minus twoMan
over a year ago

lichfield

Oioi savaloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day.

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