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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "

You boozy old lush.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "

It's very early to be calling it a night lol

So what would entertain you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "

Happy birthday

I have a pink candle you can blow out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday. X

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Just watch my dancing video again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of water and happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear you, happy birthday to you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Happy birthday

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "

Watch the boiing videos

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Be safe young lady.

Hope you've had a great day.

Jo.Xx

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Happy birthday.

Safe travels.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Happy birthday OP. .. have a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just watch my dancing video again

Made my day! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

Happy birthday

I have a pink candle you can blow out.....

I can’t see it though?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

You boozy old lush."

I’m only 38!!!!! X

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By *aughty Nas xxxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Happy birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "
are you the big 4.........0.........?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

It's very early to be calling it a night lol

So what would entertain you?

Surprise me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! are you the big 4.........0.........?

38 mr!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday x

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fabbed that cute pic, is that not enough!

Women, so needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be young lol

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By *lueeyedvikingMan
over a year ago

Near

Happy birthday beautiful x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Yay happy birthday beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sang happy birthday!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol "

You have the body of a 20 year old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?! "

Is it good odds? I need money

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "

Sorry it's my birthday and I called it first

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

It's very early to be calling it a night lol

So what would entertain you?

Surprise me!!!!"

Can't surprise you as messages blocked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!"

So do you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!"

and there it is, the talking to yourself tipsey time

Get home safe OP and Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!"

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Is it good odds? I need money"

Erm I have £1.89 in my purse but can offer a decent snog?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?! "

Keep chatting here and then won’t happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

Sorry it's my birthday and I called it first "

I think I may have done this early this morning actually. My need for attention was far greater then yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol "

Done that before! £90 can fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol "

This would be a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Keep chatting here and then won’t happen "

That’s my plan! Hence the need for entertainment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair! "

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Is it good odds? I need money

Erm I have £1.89 in my purse but can offer a decent snog?"

And the £1.89 and you're on

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Keep chatting here and then won’t happen

That’s my plan! Hence the need for entertainment! "

Well it’s making me laugh, watching you have a conversation with yourself, you’ll see what I mean when you look back on this in the morning

I must your spelling and focus at present is very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Keep chatting here and then won’t happen

That’s my plan! Hence the need for entertainment!

Well it’s making me laugh, watching you have a conversation with yourself, you’ll see what I mean when you look back on this in the morning

I must your spelling and focus at present is very good

Oh god I’ll look tomorrow! I’m concentrating hard right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Is it good odds? I need money

Erm I have £1.89 in my purse but can offer a decent snog?

And the £1.89 and you're on

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Is it good odds? I need money

Erm I have £1.89 in my purse but can offer a decent snog?

And the £1.89 and you're on

Deal! "

Actually you keep the money and you can buy me a cheeseburger... No pickles though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Is it good odds? I need money

Erm I have £1.89 in my purse but can offer a decent snog?

And the £1.89 and you're on

Deal!

Actually you keep the money and you can buy me a cheeseburger... No pickles though

I’ll have you’re pickles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please!

You boozy old lush.

I’m only 38!!!!! X"

Exactly. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww loving the birthday love!

Now what’s the betting I fall asleep on the train and end up on the last stop?! Any takers?!

Is it good odds? I need money

Erm I have £1.89 in my purse but can offer a decent snog?

And the £1.89 and you're on

Deal!

Actually you keep the money and you can buy me a cheeseburger... No pickles though

I’ll have you’re pickles "

Your! I don’t want to be an illiterate d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is ET short for ?

cause he's got wee legs

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By *andVCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hope you have had a great birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!"

Say hi from me

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By *ornUnderStoneMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Wowsa, you are lovely!! Happy birthday. You've put a smile on my face for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday. Did the drinks make the train ride better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo happy Birthday Miss X

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Happy Birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look great considering your age

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Happy birthday Saucy Chops xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "

You can’t see or hear me but I’m juggling four satsumas whilst humming the theme from cheers.

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

I made it home! My own home!

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

I made it home! My own home! "

Time for a quick deliveroo and gogglebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

I made it home! My own home! "

Good news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

I made it home! My own home!

Good news!"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

I made it home! My own home!

Good news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to be young lol

You have the body of a 20 year old!

Don't fall asleep or you end up in Norwich lol

Done that before! £90 can fair!

Oh dear lol mind you skydrol is there

Next stop Norwich!!!!

Say hi from me

Safe journey home be safe

I made it home! My own home!

Good news!"

It would be bloody bad news If I hadn’t of made it home!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Many happy returns once again xxx Hmmm....entertainment....would you appreciate my rather unique and potentially Britain’s Got Talent winning ability to burp, The Liberty Bell in its entirety by John Phillip Sousa?

No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday, have a good day

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! "
happy birthday sexy lady

Hope you had someone spoil you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour on the train after too many pints! Entertain me on the last few hours of my birthday please! are you the big 4.........0.........?

38 mr!!!!!"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this is why you shouldn’t drink and fab! Feeling a little delicate this morning!!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

this is why you shouldn’t drink and fab! Feeling a little delicate this morning!!!!"

Most of us have one of these.... I commend you on your spelling, I couldn’t understand most of what I said the morning after

I hope the head doesn’t hurt for too long

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

this is why you shouldn’t drink and fab! Feeling a little delicate this morning!!!!"

As long as you had a good time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this is why you shouldn’t drink and fab! Feeling a little delicate this morning!!!!

Most of us have one of these.... I commend you on your spelling, I couldn’t understand most of what I said the morning after

I hope the head doesn’t hurt for too long

Ha ha I wasn’t too d*unk. Just happy d*unk!

I’ve got to sit in an all day meeting so it’s going to be a long day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this is why you shouldn’t drink and fab! Feeling a little delicate this morning!!!!

As long as you had a good time

I certainly did!!!!!!

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By *lim Jim 69Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Plenty of fluid and Netflix, sounds like a very lazy weds

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

this is why you shouldn’t drink and fab! Feeling a little delicate this morning!!!!

Most of us have one of these.... I commend you on your spelling, I couldn’t understand most of what I said the morning after

I hope the head doesn’t hurt for too long

Ha ha I wasn’t too d*unk. Just happy d*unk!

I’ve got to sit in an all day meeting so it’s going to be a long day! "

Ouch

no snoozing now !

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