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"using the Internet to do this on line? Is a question that has just been asked of me. For Christ's sake! I've been using the net since before this person was born. Don't patronise me you young ones or I'll patronise ya right back and I've been practising a lot longer " 
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides* "Yes I do and they're all paid for 
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you "I can't run
*Whizzes away on her wheels* | |||
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"To talk online? " No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter. | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
I can't run
*Whizzes away on her wheels*"You faster than a mobility scooter? Thought not. Be afraid, be very afraid | |||
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"Im hopeless on the computer, my son is always quick to let me know too. Pretty cock sure of himself seeing as im the one who taught him how to use a spoon but you know " | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
I can't run
*Whizzes away on her wheels*
You faster than a mobility scooter? Thought not. Be afraid, be very afraid "I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?! | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter. "For a moment i thought you was on about meeting with others on a swinging site | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter. "I just didnt fully understand the question, theirs lots of things you can do online. I find I'm comfortable in most conversations | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
I can't run
*Whizzes away on her wheels*
You faster than a mobility scooter? Thought not. Be afraid, be very afraid
I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?! "Up! | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
I can't run
*Whizzes away on her wheels*
You faster than a mobility scooter? Thought not. Be afraid, be very afraid
I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up! "I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter.
For a moment i thought you was on about meeting with others on a swinging site "No, I was seeking advice in a bank on a certain investment. I began to wish I hadn't bothered when it became clear that not only was I going to be patronised I actually knew more about the product than them. Guess where I found this information? | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter.
I just didnt fully understand the question, theirs lots of things you can do online.
I find I'm comfortable in most conversations "Sorry it was a bit vague  | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
I can't run
*Whizzes away on her wheels*
You faster than a mobility scooter? Thought not. Be afraid, be very afraid
I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders "Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle  | |||
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" I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders
Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle "Oooo can we have a walking stick fight? I'll just get mine erected. Its telescopic | |||
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" I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders
Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle
Oooo can we have a walking stick fight? I'll just get mine erected. Its telescopic "That's not the first time someone's said that to me | |||
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" I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders
Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle
Oooo can we have a walking stick fight? I'll just get mine erected. Its telescopic
That's not the first time someone's said that to me "Not much girth to it, sadly, but gets up in a jiffy | |||
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" I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders
Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle
Oooo can we have a walking stick fight? I'll just get mine erected. Its telescopic
That's not the first time someone's said that to me
Not much girth to it, sadly, but gets up in a jiffy "Well as long as I can grab it to hold myself up | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter.
For a moment i thought you was on about meeting with others on a swinging site
No, I was seeking advice in a bank on a certain investment. I began to wish I hadn't bothered when it became clear that not only was I going to be patronised I actually knew more about the product than them. Guess where I found this information? "Was like that yesterday with a mortgage advisor- she had no clue about the product I’m on as it’s so old she kept referring me to call head office.... complete waste of time. All answers found on the interweb thingy | |||
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" I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders
Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle
Oooo can we have a walking stick fight? I'll just get mine erected. Its telescopic
That's not the first time someone's said that to me
Not much girth to it, sadly, but gets up in a jiffy
Well as long as I can grab it to hold myself up "Oh I hold myself up on it all the time. Its nice to share occasionally though | |||
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" I'm pretty nifty - are we going up or down hill?!
Up!
I'll zig zag. Don't underestimate the power in a young set of shoulders
Don't underestimate the powers of a walking stick hooking you round the ankle
Oooo can we have a walking stick fight? I'll just get mine erected. Its telescopic
That's not the first time someone's said that to me
Not much girth to it, sadly, but gets up in a jiffy
Well as long as I can grab it to hold myself up
Oh I hold myself up on it all the time. Its nice to share occasionally though " | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter.
I just didnt fully understand the question, theirs lots of things you can do online.
I find I'm comfortable in most conversations
Sorry it was a bit vague "No apology needed, I'm just a bit thick is all | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter.
For a moment i thought you was on about meeting with others on a swinging site
No, I was seeking advice in a bank on a certain investment. I began to wish I hadn't bothered when it became clear that not only was I going to be patronised I actually knew more about the product than them. Guess where I found this information?
Was like that yesterday with a mortgage advisor- she had no clue about the product I’m on as it’s so old she kept referring me to call head office.... complete waste of time.
All answers found on the interweb thingy "Annoying isn't it | |||
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"To talk online? No, to carry out a financial transaction. I'm pretty adept at talking on line or talking anywhere for that matter.
I just didnt fully understand the question, theirs lots of things you can do online.
I find I'm comfortable in most conversations
Sorry it was a bit vague
No apology needed, I'm just a bit thick is all "Nah, you're not | |||
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"Walks in offering IT Support & Rich Teas to the older folks "You need a nice cuppa with that so we can dip our biscuits in. You know we can't bite a biscuit with these teeth | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you "Surely they aren't yours if you have bought them.  | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
Surely they aren't yours if you have bought them. ", They are, I paid the nice man in the dentist for them. He gave me a special case to put them in and everything | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
Surely they aren't yours if you have bought them. ,
They are, I paid the nice man in the dentist for them. He gave me a special case to put them in and everything"Bit like Mrs M's boobs then. Mind you, good luck if they want them back | |||
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"But do you have your own teeth?! *Runs and hides*
Yes I do and they're all paid for
No need to hide if you've run I'll never catch you
Surely they aren't yours if you have bought them. ,
They are, I paid the nice man in the dentist for them. He gave me a special case to put them in and everything
Bit like Mrs M's boobs then.
Mind you, good luck if they want them back "
For clarity can I point out that I do not have false teeth | |||
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"Im hopeless on the computer, my son is always quick to let me know too. Pretty cock sure of himself seeing as im the one who taught him how to use a spoon but you know " | |||
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