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Its Official......... Beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep... Beer contains female hormones!

They must be right cause when I drink it I can't drive properly and I talk shite

Ohhh Yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah thats where my moobs are coming from then! Damn, did I just say that out loud?

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Yep... Beer contains female hormones!

They must be right cause when I drink it I can't drive properly and I talk shite

Ohhh Yes... "
i'd run and hide behind Mrs notts because i can already see the flak heading your way lol, but i'll grant you this,,,,,, it must be brewed by specsavers because after about 7/8 every woman looks sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing... "

Some of aren't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing...

Some of aren't! "

Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing...

Some of aren't!

Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol... "

I see you like your beer hunni. Looks like the hormone bit is right as you seem to have man boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol...

I see you like your beer hunni. Looks like the hormone bit is right as you seem to have man boobs "

Ouch... Fightin talk eh... Well, come and prod em when ya finished ya chores.. see if they are as droopy as yours lol..

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing... "

Some of us have a partner that like ironing.

Perhaps you need more practice

Christalx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol...

I see you like your beer hunni. Looks like the hormone bit is right as you seem to have man boobs

Ouch... Fightin talk eh... Well, come and prod em when ya finished ya chores.. see if they are as droopy as yours lol.. "

Chores, well I have a lady who does that for me on Tues and Fridays.

Boob wise mine are very pert I will have you know and all mine. Might have to stoop a little if in my heels to prod your flappy waps though . Some domestic labour might firm you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boob wise mine are very pert I will have you know and all mine. Might have to stoop a little if in my heels to prod your flappy waps though .

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Talk is cheap... Proove it I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boob wise mine are very pert I will have you know and all mine. Might have to stoop a little if in my heels to prod your flappy waps though .

Talk is cheap... Proove it I say! "

I can get you references cheeky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo, I am making myself more feminine by drinking beer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep... Beer contains female hormones!

They must be right cause when I drink it I can't drive properly and I talk shite

Ohhh Yes... "

That made me chuckle hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see the cats are out in force tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some dont even need beer

Actually, the same hormones are changing the sex of fish to female and some geezer reckons men are slowly changing sex, hence low sperm count etc... think his name was doris or similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you know what a female fish is called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and.like im bovvered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's the feckin cats then lol.....

meeeooooww pmsl..

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"do you know what a female fish is called"

Wanda? oh, I'm a lttle tipsy, maybe I haven't really got the gist of this thread

If there are female hormones in beer what does wine contain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If there are female hormones in beer what does wine contain? "

Fruit based drink for the lady???

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Sorry, Gov'nor moment there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

its just gone 10.30 ...

im tired and in need of my itch to be scratched

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If there are female hormones in beer what does wine contain? "

Wine... is just the anesthetic needed when the hormones won't shut up

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