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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

Sorry no can do, they are keeping my flaps together, in this wind wayward flaps could be disastrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I've got a fridge magnet you could try? It's got a bottle opener and a photo of Bognor Regis on it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fridge magnet you could try? It's got a bottle opener and a photo of Bognor Regis on it"

Want to swap for some Lego

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

Sorry no can do, they are keeping my flaps together, in this wind wayward flaps could be disastrous

You have metal flaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a magnet with a cock on it?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'll swap you some of my heels for a pussy magnet, I really like cats

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Eh?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

Mine just doesnt seem to be working at all. Definitely a dud!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

Can you two get a room so I can watch please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only here for the Lego

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

Sorry no can do, they are keeping my flaps together, in this wind wayward flaps could be disastrous

You have metal flaps?

They don’t call me B52 for nuthin

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I've never had one and I do ok

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've got a fridge magnet you could try? It's got a bottle opener and a photo of Bognor Regis on it"

Please, I can use the magnet to open some knickers

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How about a magnet with a cock on it?"

Sounds like you have one of these

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

I'll trade you for the dick stick we use to beat the undesirables away

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

As there is a whole woman attached to each pussy, I suggest Swapping your pussy magnet for a 'being attractive to women' map and compass set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a magnet with a cock on it?

Sounds like you have one of these

I think theres one with Shrek on it too, if that would suit you better?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

I'll trade you for the dick stick we use to beat the undesirables away

But that will attract more cock won’t it?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've got a fridge magnet you could try? It's got a bottle opener and a photo of Bognor Regis on it

Want to swap for some Lego

Hell yes, bloody love Lego!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As there is a whole woman attached to each pussy, I suggest Swapping your pussy magnet for a 'being attractive to women' map and compass set.

My undies have just fallen off

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How about a magnet with a cock on it?

Sounds like you have one of these

I think theres one with Shrek on it too, if that would suit you better?

Does if have a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

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sorry mate but am keeping mine ! There like good dust

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

I'll trade you for the dick stick we use to beat the undesirables away

But that will attract more cock won’t it?

Nah, it's a bit like a scarecrow. Scares 'em away. If it's pussy you want to attract, you need cream. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a magnet with a cock on it?

Sounds like you have one of these

I think theres one with Shrek on it too, if that would suit you better?

Does if have a pussy?

No that would be his ginger buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll swap you some of my heels for a pussy magnet, I really like cats

I love heels and to stroke a pretty pussy, but sadly I’m allergic to cats- what if we join up? I’ll have the heels and you can have the pussy? Haha x

Viv x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

They use their beaks silly, durrrrrrrr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

They use their beaks silly, durrrrrrrr "

Its the pussy and the bird. Not compatible - one eats the other. Soz

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

They use their beaks silly, durrrrrrrr

Its the pussy and the bird. Not compatible - one eats the other. Soz

Yes, the pussy is the one to keep your eye on

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

There’s two particular blocks I’d like to play with

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

They use their beaks silly, durrrrrrrr

Its the pussy and the bird. Not compatible - one eats the other. Soz

Yes, the pussy is the one to keep your eye on

Yeah, because it has teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

And a lot of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

There’s two particular blocks I’d like to play with

Oooo I say

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

There’s two particular blocks I’d like to play with

Oooo I say

Steady on, I said blocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il take any magnet at moment

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I bought mine from Del Boy, I knew it was a dud.. but it’s was promised to be la jit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

Mines been broken for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

You have what attracts the magnet u don’t need one

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

I loves Cheeky

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

And I loves you too

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll consider loaning for an hr or so if that helps anyone out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll consider loaning for an hr or so if that helps anyone out?

Loaning what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

I loves Cheeky

you Babs

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll consider loaning for an hr or so if that helps anyone out?

Loaning what

Loaning the pussy magnet, or my knob, whichever you fancy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll consider loaning for an hr or so if that helps anyone out?

Loaning what

Loaning the pussy magnet, or my knob, whichever you fancy???

I’ll borrow your car

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

And I loves you too

You know I loves you too Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

And I loves you too

You know I loves you too Babs

There’s a whole lot of lovin going on

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll consider loaning for an hr or so if that helps anyone out?

Loaning what

Loaning the pussy magnet, or my knob, whichever you fancy???

I’ll borrow your car

Funny, that cause that was an optional extra when I bought the car

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

And I loves you too

You know I loves you too Babs

There’s a whole lot of lovin going on

. "

Shall we have a foursome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll consider loaning for an hr or so if that helps anyone out?

Loaning what

Loaning the pussy magnet, or my knob, whichever you fancy???

I've got the Lego (kids grown up and I don't throw shite all away), feel free to pick it up ~ I've already got started on the breast build homage

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

No way, having so much fun with women at the moment, who would think a tranny gets more than the straight guys !! It's a strange world. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

And I loves you too

You know I loves you too Babs

There’s a whole lot of lovin going on

. "

you both

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

And I loves you too

You know I loves you too Babs

There’s a whole lot of lovin going on

Shall we have a foursome?

Erm ... yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pussy magnets? Mines broke as it only attracts blokes at the moment

Mines the same, must be a manufacturing fault? Product recall?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I've got a fridge magnet you could try? It's got a bottle opener and a photo of Bognor Regis on it"

What happens in Bognor Regis stays in Bognor Regis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know all you have to do with a magnet it turn it the other way round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

They use their beaks silly, durrrrrrrr

Its the pussy and the bird. Not compatible - one eats the other. Soz

Yes, the pussy is the one to keep your eye on

Yeah, because it has teeth

I am not surprised... look at the state of its gums!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

To be fair, a lot of the blokes on this site can't either, and you do OK most of the time so don't put yourself down.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

I loves Cheeky

you Babs"

Everybody loves Babs and Cheeky. I know I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know all you have to do with a magnet it turn it the other way round?

Will that work for you?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You do know all you have to do with a magnet it turn it the other way round?

Right I’ve just tried that and now I’m getting male couples contact me. I really do think it’s broken

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve not had a message from a bird in over 2 hours so it’s got to be broken

Birds can’t type

They use their beaks silly, durrrrrrrr

Its the pussy and the bird. Not compatible - one eats the other. Soz

Yes, the pussy is the one to keep your eye on

Yeah, because it has teeth

I am not surprised... look at the state of its gums!"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

I loves Cheeky

you Babs

Everybody loves Babs and Cheeky. I know I do.

She’s alright but them toys she sticks up her arse scares the hell out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

I loves Cheeky

you Babs

Everybody loves Babs and Cheeky. I know I do.

She’s alright but them toys she sticks up her arse scares the hell out of me

Which one us does that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have a pussy magnet. I’ll swap you some Lego

I have Lego as well

Let’s get building Babs

You want to build a Babs?

Yes, then you can build a Cheeky

I’m going to start with the boobs I think

Build the boobs of Babs and Cheeky

That might take a lot of Lego

I'm willing to purchase all of the necessary Lego

I like you

I like you also, shame Babs doesn't

Babs does like me

I loves Cheeky

you Babs

Everybody loves Babs and Cheeky. I know I do.

She’s alright but them toys she sticks up her arse scares the hell out of me

Which one us does that

Fingers don’t count

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