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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot."

Ugh yes

I always feel a bit ‘bleugh’ when I delete them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot."

In that case , great tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any messages that women like getting?

At this point I'm not sure why you have your filters open.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

In that case , great tits "

You forgot to FAF? at the end as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

In that case , great tits "

thanks! I'd rather get that than a bullet-pointed sex CV

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I genuinely start with a

"Ta Da!!!, Hello there peasant, I am not a peasant phucker I'm a peasant fuckers son and I only Phuk the peasants when the peasant phuckers gone, guess what, it's your lucky day"

Works for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

In that case , great tits

You forgot to FAF? at the end as well "
Yes of course , how remiss of me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

In that case , great tits

thanks! I'd rather get that than a bullet-pointed sex CV"
That's good to hear , as my CV isn't very long anyway

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot."

Dear OP,

Whilst I agree with the sentiment of your post I do feel that in this impersonal, virtual world in which we often reside, it's important to maintain good etiquette and correctly formatted responses, including grammar and punctuation, whenever offering to 'smash ones back doors in'.

Without correct syntax and composition you may in fact feel overly concerned that the sender of such communication may in fact be a burglar, rather than someone who wishes to I sert their genitalia into your anus.

Kind regards,

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any messages that women like getting?

At this point I'm not sure why you have your filters open."

sorry. I'm honestly not usually one who complains about messages. I just wish either way more guys would relax a bit and just speak naturally. No need for either extreme, gross or formal. It's nice to just see a bit of real character that shows you actually like and can converse with women.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I genuinely start with a

"Ta Da!!!, Hello there peasant, I am not a peasant phucker I'm a peasant fuckers son and I only Phuk the peasants when the peasant phuckers gone, guess what, it's your lucky day"

Works for me"

I read half of it and noticed your penis was very handsome today, so it's probably not the message.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I genuinely start with a

"Ta Da!!!, Hello there peasant, I am not a peasant phucker I'm a peasant fuckers son and I only Phuk the peasants when the peasant phuckers gone, guess what, it's your lucky day"

Works for me

I read half of it and noticed your penis was very handsome today, so it's probably not the message. "

I thrive on being the Cock, if you are going to be something, own it (yes this was meant as it sounds)

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By *andy2123Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I just want to fuck, all the time lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

Dear OP,

Whilst I agree with the sentiment of your post I do feel that in this impersonal, virtual world in which we often reside, it's important to maintain good etiquette and correctly formatted responses, including grammar and punctuation, whenever offering to 'smash ones back doors in'.

Without correct syntax and composition you may in fact feel overly concerned that the sender of such communication may in fact be a burglar, rather than someone who wishes to I sert their genitalia into your anus.

Kind regards,

A"

Please note I am currently out of office and may or may not respond to your musings on my return.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I put you in touch with my PA and schedule an appointment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely start with a

"Ta Da!!!, Hello there peasant, I am not a peasant phucker I'm a peasant fuckers son and I only Phuk the peasants when the peasant phuckers gone, guess what, it's your lucky day"

Works for me"

Long penis and low body fat count could also be helping your cause .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I put you in touch with my PA and schedule an appointment? "

I'll get my people to talk to your people

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I put you in touch with my PA and schedule an appointment?

I'll get my people to talk to your people "

That would be spiffing.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got to admit, I can be a bit like this, it’s normally the 2nd message before I’m offering to smash your back doors in.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Any examples what counts as overly formal?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Any examples what counts as overly formal? "

A Tuxedo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any examples what counts as overly formal? "

Good afternoon

I hope this message finds you well. I felt it would remiss not to convey my interest in your mammaries and enquire as to the possibility of engaging with them in person? I believe I have many desirable attributes which may spark your interest and hope to arrange an appropriate time to consume a hot beverage together, with a view to progressing further should both parties concur.

Best wishes

A potential suitor

Made that up (so please don't ban me mods ) but it's not far off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got to admit, I can be a bit like this, it’s normally the 2nd message before I’m offering to smash your back doors in. "

Lies!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Can I put you in touch with my PA and schedule an appointment?

I'll get my people to talk to your people "

Can you suggest a slot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should add that it's funny when it's obviously done ironically.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I should add that it's funny when it's obviously done ironically. "

(Blows raspberry).

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

Dear OP,

Whilst I agree with the sentiment of your post I do feel that in this impersonal, virtual world in which we often reside, it's important to maintain good etiquette and correctly formatted responses, including grammar and punctuation, whenever offering to 'smash ones back doors in'.

Without correct syntax and composition you may in fact feel overly concerned that the sender of such communication may in fact be a burglar, rather than someone who wishes to I sert their genitalia into your anus.

Kind regards,

A

Please note I am currently out of office and may or may not respond to your musings on my return. "

Pfft.

You could at least personalise the out of office message.

Wheres the creativity gone in this world.......

A

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve got to admit, I can be a bit like this, it’s normally the 2nd message before I’m offering to smash your back doors in.

Lies!"

How dare you, lies indeed, my magnificent 11inch cock and I are offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

Dear OP,

Whilst I agree with the sentiment of your post I do feel that in this impersonal, virtual world in which we often reside, it's important to maintain good etiquette and correctly formatted responses, including grammar and punctuation, whenever offering to 'smash ones back doors in'.

Without correct syntax and composition you may in fact feel overly concerned that the sender of such communication may in fact be a burglar, rather than someone who wishes to I sert their genitalia into your anus.

Kind regards,

A"

So close...but not 100%

(INSERT wicked grin )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot."

Sooo, this is why my offers of a conference call/webex meeting where we can share screens among other things, are not getting any replies!

Apologies for the spam ladies

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Any examples what counts as overly formal?

Good afternoon

I hope this message finds you well. I felt it would remiss not to convey my interest in your mammaries and enquire as to the possibility of engaging with them in person? I believe I have many desirable attributes which may spark your interest and hope to arrange an appropriate time to consume a hot beverage together, with a view to progressing further should both parties concur.

Best wishes

A potential suitor

Made that up (so please don't ban me mods ) but it's not far off!

"

Ha OK yes that's clearly absurd! We've had a few of them. Some suuuuper nerdy couples read our profile and presume we're fluent in Dothraki and start using words like "forsooth", and I feel instantly nauseated. I mean... I know people like that as friends-ish, but in the sack... not in a million years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any examples what counts as overly formal?

Good afternoon

I hope this message finds you well. I felt it would remiss not to convey my interest in your mammaries and enquire as to the possibility of engaging with them in person? I believe I have many desirable attributes which may spark your interest and hope to arrange an appropriate time to consume a hot beverage together, with a view to progressing further should both parties concur.

Best wishes

A potential suitor

Made that up (so please don't ban me mods ) but it's not far off!

Ha OK yes that's clearly absurd! We've had a few of them. Some suuuuper nerdy couples read our profile and presume we're fluent in Dothraki and start using words like "forsooth", and I feel instantly nauseated. I mean... I know people like that as friends-ish, but in the sack... not in a million years."

If they looked like a Dothraki I could turn a blind eye to the rhetoric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know people complain about crude messages on here but is it just me that finds overly formal ones really unappealing too? I feel like I should respond with a proposed agenda and some potential diary dates. Not hot.

Ugh yes

I always feel a bit ‘bleugh’ when I delete them "

agree

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