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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!"

that i could get a whole night's sleep

that the cockerels wouldn't start crowing at 2am

and that Mrs stu would cook supper every now and again

pmsl

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the telephone call that I am going to be offered a job is confirmed in writting very very soon

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i had a date for tonight

i had a job or the prospect of one at least

had the will power to get off the dreaded ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!"

Ha ha ha.... This is a trick question surely?? Apart from the marmite it does lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be a better person...

I could make more people smile..

I could love more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men had a button on the neck to stop them cumming.

Men could breath through there arsehole as well as they can talk.

AND Weekends lasted 3 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could predict the lottery numbers

I could get my back fixed quicker than predicted

I could hump the wife now and not 6 weeks from now

I could find someone for a daytime meet to take care of her (female) ok guys!!!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!"

thats a pretty perfect list i reckon! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men had a button on the neck to stop them cumming.

Men could breath through there arsehole as well as they can talk.

AND Weekends lasted 3 days

"

I am lucky enough to have attained the last point on your list as I only work Mon, Tues & Wed nights.

Some would argue that I'm also capable of the 2nd point lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

my fooking printer wouldn`t go tits up at this time at night got loads ov e-mails to print off gggggrrrrr

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


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Men could breath through there arsehole as well as they can talk."

well got half of that one can breath out of it not got the nack of the in bit yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could claim for dope on insurance after you have been burgled - bloody buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... the house will tidy itself

... the dog and cat can feed themselves

... tyre punctures can mend themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wishes

i would wake up and my garden was beautiful

could find an honest, gorgeous guy all of me own ( yer right)

This dream would end

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

all men had hairy chests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!"

I wish all the marmite lovers could be locked up and the key thrown away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knew where the traffic warden who booked me tonight lived

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!

I wish all the marmite lovers could be locked up and the key thrown away xx "
feeling dom tonite then ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i knew where the traffic warden who booked me tonight lived "

Send a letter in to them denying you were ever there, not your car... Can't be yours. Yours was at home and you can prove it.....

Send it with a digital photo of your car, with added stickers, move the tax disc and change the holder.

Play em at their own game...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... the laundry would do itself

... the laundry would iron itself after

... marmite became mandatory in all foods

add yours!

I wish all the marmite lovers could be locked up and the key thrown away xx "

Here here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the telephone call that I am going to be offered a job is confirmed in writting very very soon"

Well done you, and hope the letter comes soon! xx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I wish that my holidays could last for ever and that I could win enough money to move back to where I was born/grew up and pay off my debts.

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