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Anything funny happen on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

met Tom and we drove to a quiet area. We were sitting in hes car when we heard a helicopter nearby.it was hovering about for a while.tom and me were trying to decide what to do.wether to stay put or go elsewhere.we stayed put,and enjoyed playing together beside the car.good fun.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

We broke the bed

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.

I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.

I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.

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I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I attended a group social with my large shiny helmet in my hand to show off.

Many of the veris mentioned how they'd had a chance to handle it themselves.

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Shame it was only my stormtrooper helmet.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

We thought the guy had died....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.

I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.

I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott"

Like you've never put your boxers on back to front...

anyway, vote Labour on 65th June.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"We thought the guy had died.... "

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That must've been a very strange cum face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.

I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.

I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott

Like you've never put your boxers on back to front...

anyway, vote Labour on 65th June. "

Only when I've wore them for 3 days straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the car getting very horny whilst just kissing and some car beeped it’s horn and the woman began to try and tell us off

Didn’t stop us though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes , one turned up once

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We thought the guy had died....

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That must've been a very strange cum face. "

He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"We thought the guy had died....

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That must've been a very strange cum face.

He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums.... "

Better ask him to sit down first next time.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not on here but my very first date on POF.

Few years back now. Few messages and this woman invited my over. Started ok and she made a lovely cuppa. Builders tea.

Then started to tell me how rotten all men are, getting quite angry before bursting into tears. Then apologised and asked if I would like to see her breasts. Before I had time to answer as mid sip on the tea, she lifted her top and bra and asked my opinion. Not bad by the way. She then insisted on giving me a BJ. Despite the bizarre circumstances I came pretty quickly ( it had been a while) at which point she started sobbing again claiming us men all rotten (again) and only want one thing. No second date by the way.

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

manchester

I was with a girl on a meet and we decided to get a guy to join in, he arrived and was gone within 5 mins, he didnt last past a kiss and her undoing his zip!

Stopped us for about half an hour just because of the laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maid at a very swanky hotel walked in after knocking just once and immediately opening door we had duvet on floor and were in the throws, she got an obvious eyeful went straight out door and was giggling outside i said " we can still hear you out there" we were laughing to mind

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We thought the guy had died....

.

That must've been a very strange cum face.

He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums....

Better ask him to sit down first next time. "

Lol...good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likely this has been said already but i came in her eye once, she didn’t find it as funny as me though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"We thought the guy had died....

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That must've been a very strange cum face.

He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums....

Better ask him to sit down first next time.

Lol...good idea "

Im full of 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted on him during sex

Mrs

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.

I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.

I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott"

Bit harsh?

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I've had a dog lick my bum while I was in mid stroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, the funniest thing happened.

Not only did the person not go quiet a day or two before but they actually turned up! Ha! Can you imagine that! Was so funny.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I've had a dog lick my bum while I was in mid stroke. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet turned up wearing odd shoes (as in not matching). We were together for 3 years!!

I went for a ride in a tractor.

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By *inkyisfunukMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Many years ago... Arranged a meet with a couple, met in a pub. Where they immediately began to lecture me on how sex outside of marriage was a sin and I was going to hell.

I made a swift exit.

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