FabSwingers.com forum: In these politically correct times....

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

What are you allowed to shout at footballers who are rolling around on the pitch like they're just been shot by a sniper, when anyone in any other sport would have just got on with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up you big girls blouse ?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Get up you big girls blouse ?"

Sexist/genderist AND body shaming?! Not on my watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get up you big girls blouse ?

Sexist/genderist AND body shaming?! Not on my watch!"

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Get up you jam tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Get up you big girls blouse ?

Sexist/genderist AND body shaming?! Not on my watch!

I should think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get up you big girls blouse ?

Sexist/genderist AND body shaming?! Not on my watch!

I should think so!"

I’m hanging my head in shame

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol "

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Get up you big girls blouse ?

Sexist/genderist AND body shaming?! Not on my watch!

I should think so!

I’m hanging my head in shame "

Quite right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you allowed to shout at footballers who are rolling around on the pitch like they're just been shot by a sniper, when anyone in any other sport would have just got on with it? "

Get up you twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!"

Hahaha open all hours mate

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Get up you jam tart! "

It's not the beginning of Casualty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

I just keep my mouth shut. Seems anything I say offends someone!

Mrs J x

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Get up you jam tart! "

This might be ok if you are watching a Male gender specific match. Although, even then it's not very progressive to support events that believe genders should be separated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you allowed to shout at footballers who are rolling around on the pitch like they're just been shot by a sniper, when anyone in any other sport would have just got on with it?

Get up you twat "

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

“I do hope you are ok”. Then clap them for being stunning and brave when they get up.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"What are you allowed to shout at footballers who are rolling around on the pitch like they're just been shot by a sniper, when anyone in any other sport would have just got on with it?

Get up you twat "

Hmm, using slang for a vagina as in insult.... I'm sure i don't need to tell you how wrong this is.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"What are you allowed to shout at footballers who are rolling around on the pitch like they're just been shot by a sniper, when anyone in any other sport would have just got on with it? "

Pussy!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Fucking fanny!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"“I do hope you are ok”. Then clap them for being stunning and brave when they get up. "

A slow clap might work. But what if they felt victimised?!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Fucking fanny!"

No no no! You can not use a cis female body part as an insult!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!

Hahaha open all hours mate

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wrong program..alf garnett was Fron death do us part

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"“I do hope you are ok”. Then clap them for being stunning and brave when they get up.

A slow clap might work. But what if they felt victimised?!"

Ah yes I forgot clapping is frowned upon.

I would like to apologise for bringing that up.

Perhaps Jaz hands when they stunningly and bravely get up

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Fucking fanny!

No no no! You can not use a cis female body part as an insult!

I bloody well can and I will, if someone doesn't like it I'll call them a fucking fanny too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I become a whole different person when I walk through the turnstiles at football each week.

My normally polite use of language goes out the window.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Should come watch ice hockey instead. They'd get ridiculed by their own fans if they did

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Play a decent sport!!"?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"“I do hope you are ok”. Then clap them for being stunning and brave when they get up.

A slow clap might work. But what if they felt victimised?!

Ah yes I forgot clapping is frowned upon.

I would like to apologise for bringing that up.

Perhaps Jaz hands when they stunningly and bravely get up "

Omg yes! I forgot clapping should be banned because of certain people sensitive to noise!

shameful!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Fuckin ell ref, he went down quicker than Monica Lewinsky there then .....cheat !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!

Hahaha open all hours mate

wrong program..alf garnett was Fron death do us part

Awk fk lol good shout, I fucked up

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Get up you undeserving millionaire !!

Your not a legend

Your not a hero

And I have no sympathy for you !!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Get up you footballer!!

I’m sorry if that’s a bit too strong of an insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you allowed to shout at footballers who are rolling around on the pitch like they're just been shot by a sniper, when anyone in any other sport would have just got on with it?

Get up you twat "

Shocking hate crime

What if they claim to be temporarily "differently abled" in between the time they fell to the the ground and the time they get up? They might sue for distress, hardship and disability discrimination. Think, people!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!

Hahaha open all hours mate

wrong program..alf garnett was Fron death do us part

It might be considered rude to point out when someone is completely wrong, i didn't want to risk it.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Fuckin ell ref, he went down quicker than Monica Lewinsky there then .....cheat !!"

Slut shaming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on to fuck man!! Pull up your boot straps and get on with it ya wee jessie for fucksake.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Get the fuck up you wet wipe.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

"Fie! Fie! Thou scurrilous knave!

Twas naught but a graze! Be about the contest and cease thy mewling!"

I don't follow football - is that a bit too strong maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Mr) can’t even chant “ who’s the wan@er in the black ( ref) nowadays

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

""Fie! Fie! Thou scurrilous knave!

Twas naught but a graze! Be about the contest and cease thy mewling!"

I don't follow football - is that a bit too strong maybe?

Wow, that's the harshest I've heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Mr) can’t even chant “ who’s the wan@er in the black ( ref) nowadays "

Especially when they are wearing the pink tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Mr) can’t even chant “ who’s the wan@er in the black ( ref) nowadays

Especially when they are wearing the pink tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get up you big girls blouse ?

Sexist/genderist AND body shaming?! Not on my watch!"

What kind of watch do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretend to be a rugby player, you kev-ball-playing-pussy!"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Nothing

I wouldn't waste my breath.

Mind you I wouldn't be at a match anyway as cant stand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty much whatever you fucking like, i get insulted by the general public on a daily basis, nobody gives a fuck though coz i don’t play football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a man or a mouse?

Only mice can be offended lol

Assuming the footballer identifies as Male? Who are you, Alf Garnett?!

Hahaha open all hours mate

wrong program..alf garnett was Fron death do us part

Awk fk lol good shout, I fucked up

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its ok ill let you off this time..lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This isn't really an answer to the question but I can't help being reminded of something I heard.

A big difference between football and rugby is that football has a bunch of men pretending to be hurt when they clearly aren't and rugby has a bunch of men pretending not to be hurt when they clearly are.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Gosh you are a brave self gendering sportsperson. That truly would have laid waste any other sportsperson. Please allow me to help you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET UP YOU WEAK IMDIVIDUAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you, yes you. You gender neutral person who may or may not identify as a person.....Can I get you a cup of tea! There there don't cry...

This is why I like bike racing, more specifically road racing. Those guys know how to injure themselves rather spectacularly and still manage to finish their lap

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"This isn't really an answer to the question but I can't help being reminded of something I heard.

oh definitely agree with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our son worked for Hawkeye when at uni and worked mainly Liverpool and at one match a Liverpool player who used to get a bit peckish on the pitch and went down like a sack of shit and the ref had left his comms open so everyone in the Hawkeye truck heard the Fred tell him in no uncertain terms to GET UP YOU CUNT!!!

So by that I’d say anything goes.

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