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I love the 21st Century, me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Granted it has it's downs, such as everyone becoming a foremost expert in being offended and the tripe that is Love Island, but I can just stick two fingers up to the perpetually mortified and refuse to watch that twaddle.

What I find impossible to stick two fingers up at and have no intention of refusing is the carvery that is about to land at the front door, that I ordered a mere half hour ago, for myself and P to scoff, IN BED whilst sharing cheeky titters about last night's debauchery and life in general?

And that is why the 21st century is boss.

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aye, it has it's pros I guess

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye, it has it's pros I guess

P"

One of them being tracking your carvery delivery

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you don't want the parsnips, let me know!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you don't want the parsnips, let me know!..."

Fucking love parsnips we do!

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat crispy parsnips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye, it has it's pros I guess

P"

Yes! There's even a little map thingy that shows you exactly where the bloke on a scooter carrying your grub is and therefore using your local knowledge how long it will realistically be till you have gravy dribbling down your chin!

Fuck you, olden days.

B

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Uber carvery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you don't want the parsnips, let me know!...

Fucking love parsnips we do!

P"

Never mind! Just have to bring my own piece of thick slice white bread to mop up the gravy! (and that's not a euphemism, you gotta bread your gravy plate!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye, it has it's pros I guess

P

Yes! There's even a little map thingy that shows you exactly where the bloke on a scooter carrying your grub is and therefore using your local knowledge how long it will realistically be till you have gravy dribbling down your chin!

Fuck you, olden days.

B"

Have to cook it myself in the bastard olden days.

Also, I'm finding being next to you yet writing on here highly amusing.

We're not right in the noggin, you know that?

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep god bless the 21st century which allows people to communicate via forums when they're sitting in the same fucking bed.

Humankind is doomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Uber carvery? "

Yep! Toby is just up the road. Too far to walk in our not hungover yet recovering from a late night (sun coming up) getting to bed!

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you send me some roast spuds please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have anything like that where I live

We can get the local hotel to do a delivery which i tried once and cost me £35 for me and my son to have a cold dinner with watery gravy. Never again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you send me some roast spuds please! "

I would but I've given the leftovers off my kids portion to B and he's tucking in like ming the merciless. They don't stand a chance of survival! To be fair tho, they were both the same bloody size!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We don't have anything like that where I live

We can get the local hotel to do a delivery which i tried once and cost me £35 for me and my son to have a cold dinner with watery gravy. Never again "

Fuck that. Fair enough if it was like an exquisite roast resembling the most majestic Christmas dinner with all the trimmings but piss water gravy.... oh hell, that gives me rage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep god bless the 21st century which allows people to communicate via forums when they're sitting in the same fucking bed.

Humankind is doomed "

Ah, but it's interspersed with real life chat and snuggles! This is more like little surprises that pop up in their entirety to each other like love notes passed in class during the olden days?

Don't get me wrong, I'd have some stuff from times gone by back in a heartbeat like Middlesbrough FC being half-decent, but I'm not going to be besmirch the name of the 21st century out of hand. Not when I can settle back on my pillow tittering away with my good lady, as stuffed to the gills as Augustus Gloop, without either us having lifted a finger since we got in, except in the purposes of pleasure and warmth.

In this regard at least the Olden Days can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

B

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Are you from Middlesbrough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you from Middlesbrough? "

I was originally, yes. Which permanently etched my football loyalties onto my very being like them big tablets what Moses carted down the mountain.

B

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay


"Are you from Middlesbrough?

I was originally, yes. Which permanently etched my football loyalties onto my very being like them big tablets what Moses carted down the mountain.

B"

Me too lol

Although live hundreds of miles away now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you from Middlesbrough?

I was originally, yes. Which permanently etched my football loyalties onto my very being like them big tablets what Moses carted down the mountain.

B

Me too lol

Although live hundreds of miles away now "

I grew up mainly on Easterside, though parents moved to Linthorpe afterwards. I go back every so often to visit my Mum, but moved from there for good about 15 years ago now.

B

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay


"Are you from Middlesbrough?

I was originally, yes. Which permanently etched my football loyalties onto my very being like them big tablets what Moses carted down the mountain.

B

Me too lol

Although live hundreds of miles away now

I grew up mainly on Easterside, though parents moved to Linthorpe afterwards. I go back every so often to visit my Mum, but moved from there for good about 15 years ago now.

B"

Yes I go back to visit my mum too

Been gone for 20 years now

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