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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I was rather taken by Starbucks latest television advertisement campaign '#whatsyourname' when I first saw it the other day.

You know the one - the Jemma / James - every name has a story advert.

It got me thinking, and so I thought I'd approach my next Starbucks visit slightly differently when purchasing my daily strong black Americano tipple.

On Friday morning the coffee barista asked; "Your name please?", to which I replied; "Girth, or just GMF for short".

Well, you can imagine what happened next...

Cue screaming tuxedo loving women demanding of selfies and autographs - needless to say, my GMF inked cup of Americano was merely tepid by the time consumption was possible.

What's the story behind your names I wonder?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was Jessica for three weeks then my auntie said ‘nah she looks like [my name]’ and my mum went ‘yeah you’re right’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up "

God you’re mums a posh totty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be known as Sam Malone but the hoards of women flocking around for me got too much so I changed it to bar tender but I got fed up of people messaging me for drinks so I’ve ended up as sam tender and now have a nice steady manageable flow of hot horny clunge.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A good biblical name, my mum was religious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As most of those local to me dont really use the forum, I dont think so anyway, my real name is Barry.

zipperDown was inspired by an Outcast song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fab name?

Dunno, I just think highly of myself clearly

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My dad fancied the woman they named me after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up

God you’re mums a posh totty"

Nooooo. Not at all. It sounds fancier than it was. We’re common as muck and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name ... I was nearly a flower

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Clue - I’ve got an uncle called Albert

Anyone who’s a comedy fan should guess my real name - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clue - I’ve got an uncle called Albert

Anyone who’s a comedy fan should guess my real name - lol "

Alright dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clue - I’ve got an uncle called Albert

Anyone who’s a comedy fan should guess my real name - lol "

Trigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birth name was given to me because of my northern roots,then my parents had my name changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after 'that' Beatles song, my Dad thought he was being posh and exotic

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I was named after a toilet"

Armitage Shanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My real name was given to me by a dying aunt who’d always wanted a little girl (she had six boys.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was named after a toilet

Armitage Shanks?"

Good name don’t you think?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up

God you’re mums a posh totty"

And she has a very sexy daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!

"

...is it SUSAN?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!

...is it SUSAN?"

Nobody know where Susan is, shes ace at hide and seek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My original name according to my mother was to be the same as a Dynasty character but the vicar refused to allow it stating it would look like a boys name in the register.

I now have the longer version of it

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"My real name ... I was nearly a flower"

*GMF fakes a cockney London accent* "ello Petal"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"My dad fancied the woman they named me after. "

Demi?

All dads fancied Demi Moore...

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Funny story about my real name as it was a quick pick after I was born.

The name my parents had picked before would translate to an English name Kate.

Yes, the doctor was wrong in his diagnosis and my parents in trouble with a bunch of baby girl clothes ready.

Fab name , I think profile read explains enough that connection is what starts the physical touch later .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up "

I had always assumed you were named after Jamie the famous walrus who too up residence on the isle of wight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up

I had always assumed you were named after Jamie the famous walrus who too up residence on the isle of wight? "

Interesting theory. I assume Jennie is an ancient seawitch that consumes the flesh of men for sustenance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up

I had always assumed you were named after Jamie the famous walrus who too up residence on the isle of wight?

Interesting theory. I assume Jennie is an ancient seawitch that consumes the flesh of men for sustenance? "

True story.

Not just men though

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London


"My real name ... I was nearly a flower"

Thames?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I was rather taken by Starbucks latest television advertisement campaign '#whatsyourname' when I first saw it the other day.

You know the one - the Jemma / James - every name has a story advert.

It got me thinking, and so I thought I'd approach my next Starbucks visit slightly differently when purchasing my daily strong black Americano tipple.

On Friday morning the coffee barista asked; "Your name please?", to which I replied; "Girth, or just GMF for short".

Well, you can imagine what happened next...

Cue screaming tuxedo loving women demanding of selfies and autographs - needless to say, my GMF inked cup of Americano was merely tepid by the time consumption was possible.

What's the story behind your names I wonder?..."

You make me laugh x

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

My real name was the name of my parents' doctor's daughter when they lived in Australia and they loved it. They wanted me to have a unisex name because they thought it would serve me well if people couldn't tell my gender on a job application (very progressive for the 70s)

My Fab name stems from me loving all things nature. I really like it and would be happy to be called it in real life.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I’m named after a small Bisexual Dutch man on a Horse.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Mine came from some unimaginative wordplay after I was told more than one once that my previous one was too bland.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My real name is fairly classy. I guess my parents had the foresight to bestow it upon me as it might be the only class I had.

My Fab name is a mix of my previous Fab ID and a nod to a misogynistic comedy band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after a terrible Scottish band. They were playing as I was born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name on here was taken from a track on a Paul McCartney album.

I have 2 middle names which were after my Mum and after her Mum. I'm not sure about my Christian name though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My name is Latin and my second name is Shakespearean ....... My family name is quite rare and can be traced to Denmark, Germany, Ireland ....

I am so posh I don't shout it out and I am very happy in Poundland, Iceland and ASDAland.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It only goes on cups of Earl Grey

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont even use my real name in real life. I have an Italian first and surname so it's just easier to use my English second name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after an elephant...

Peach x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

In spite of neither of my parents being religious I was named for Saint Sarah, patron saint of laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum's Scottish so gave me a Scottish name. My middle name is a family name, so all the girls have it in some form whether as a first or second name.

Mrs

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My real name is very rare (I shorten it for every day use) & I don’t know of anyone with the exact same name. Have even checked internet search engines, FB etc...

J x

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I used to be known as Sam Malone but the hoards of women flocking around for me got too much so I changed it to bar tender but I got fed up of people messaging me for drinks so I’ve ended up as sam tender and now have a nice steady manageable flow of hot horny clunge."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after a Hot chocolate song I was going to be named Lauren or Rebecca

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

My Username is due to ongoing banter/personal joke from conversation with an awesome Lady on here. The previous one was literally the first thing that popped into my head for the sake of a Username.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!

...is it SUSAN?

Nobody know where Susan is, shes ace at hide and seek"

Sounds like Jonny cash reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve forgotten my real name since I’ve been on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!

...is it SUSAN?

Nobody know where Susan is, shes ace at hide and seek

Sounds like Jonny cash reference. "

Does it?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Everyone calls me DC .... outside of fab I’m known by my initials mostly, only my mother uses my correct name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve forgotten my real name since I’ve been on here "

Send me a message if you need a reminder

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